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[selfishnist-blog]

Self-Identification and my Outing

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

[funypuppy]

[selfishnist-blog]

What game is this i honestly want to know :D

[spunkyy]

why are you an anti feminist?

[sassycassiesstuff]

Pretty insensitive considering that is literally a picture of thousands of people dying with a caption and whatever the hell that thing is edited on it.

Look, I think anti-feminists have really good points. I like talking to anti-feminists they show me a side to things I would never see by talking to fellow feminists.

The person asking this question could have been genuinely interested. This sort of response is just super sad. I’d say the same thing to any other person for any other cause.

But anti-feminism and feminism aside, 9/11 is not a joke. Many people are dead and still heavily mourned because of that day. I have a friend who lost a grandpa who was on the plane that day. It just doesn’t feel right not saying something after hearing his story and how its affected his family. Please don’t fight me im just trying to do the right thing.

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

A couple things.

1, do you know how many times this girl gets asked this very question? She’s not gonna respond to it when it’s asked the 50th or so time, this response is not “super sad.” It’s funny. That’s all.

2, you’ve gotta be a special kind of fragile to be offended by this picture just because your friend’s grandpa died on “the plane” that went down (in quotes because there were four planes, not one, that were hijacked and went down during the 9/11 attacks, which makes me believe this friend doesn’t actually exist but that’s just an assumption). I have lived in NYC my whole life, lost multiple relatives and friends in 9/11, watched the towers fall from my classroom window, saw countless families torn apart by the tragedy. You can live without saying something about a photoshopped picture of a mascot saying he did 9/11 for the glory of satan. Don’t act like you’re “protecting” those of us who were affected directly by the attacks. There’s a difference between genuinely offensive conspiracy theories or saying it never happened or some shit, and a stupid picture that has been circulating on the Internet for years and has no hurtful agenda attached to it. Learn to laugh. Are you also offended by memes about George Bush and jet fuel?

Sorry if this sounds mean or whatever, but I’m really tired of people acting like people in this city just stand around crying all day long because of what happened. We’re a hell of a lot stronger than that.

[spunkyy]

<333

[selfishnist-blog]

This isn't true. This never happened. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, you know?

[spunkyy]

You and your friend circle on here always make me smile you guys are all so nice and all so pretty and so smart. Keep your chin up ily <3

“you guys are all so nice“

you haven’t been following us very long have you? :P

Thank you. <3  

[selfishnist-blog]

Imma cry

[homicidal-vs-suicidal-deactivat]

I can’t stop crying and shaking. Someone help me. Please.

[the-real-zyzz-blog]

no

[selfishnist-blog]

Go kill yourself

[fist-me-with-mayo-deactivated20]

Rape culture is underage boys being responsible for paying child support to their rapists.

[judal-is-my-spirit-animal-deact]

Rape culture is people thinking that a rape survivor must have enjoyed it if their body had an involuntary reaction to physical stimulus, such as an erection.

[colorsofsocialjustice]

Rape culture is blatantly ignoring countless victims because they are in prison.

[indoorrat]

This post literally has #antifeminism in the tags why y'all reblogging so hard it’s clear where this post came from even if the message is right

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

woah, a feminist putting feminism before the cause.

if only i were shocked.

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

It has anti feminism in tags because so many feminists believe that men can’t be raped.

[moreprivileged-thanyou-deactiva]

wombinbloom Rape Culture is ignoring a legitimate message about rape victims because the origins of the message is someone who doesn’t share your ideological opinions. You strike as the type of person to tell a male rape victim to “grow a pair”.

[selfishnist-blog]

I literally feel raped by reading the bullshit feminists write. That's rape-culture.

[vulcandroid]

tfw you have a really popular and widely used birth name so you see and hear it everywhere and constantly want 2 drown urself in the sea

[the-real-zyzz-blog]

[selfishnist-blog]

Damn that fucking pic even starts annoying ME

[grimmnir-deactivated20160215]

Outrage! Young Boy at 'Pride' Event Praised by LGBTs for Dancing Sexually to 'Fight Homophobia' » BarbWire.com

By Caiden Cowger I was shocked and taken aback by a young boy grinding and twerking at a 2015 Gay..

[minority-privilege-blog]

Dress codes sexualize girls by not letting them wear sexy clothes but this is activism. Okay.

I’m going back to bed.

[selfishnist-blog]

How do parents feel knowing they didn't accomplish anything in their pathetic life because the one thing they used to love decided to be a retard

[highmami]

[yourfriend-dan-deactivated20200]

nice

[mymalawach]

This isn’t cute it’s manipulative lmao

[tw-evan-deactivated20170827]

please stop romanticising abusive female behaviour haha this shit ain’t cute

[selfishnist-blog]

It's fucked up, women like this should be locked up to protect society

[swagyoulater]

Salam. My name is Asmaa, I’m half Syrian half Lebanese. I’m a homoromantic asexual. I came out to my family about 6 months ago (my mom is in denial tho lol) my parents are not very supportive but they never treated me any different, they still love me and care for me, they never yelled at me about it, never hit me, they were very calm, of course they knew before I told them but it’s different when you actually tell them. My siblings are the same, except my elder brother. He supports me, since he’s gay himself. I hated myself so much for months. I always thought that Allah hates me and that I will not go to Jannah because of who I am. I even thought about killing myself. Without you people, I wouldn’t be able to accept myself and be at peace with who I am. You guys gave me hope. You are my second family. I love every one of you and I thank every one of you for helping me. Message me if you want anything. I’m always here to help xx May you guys have a blessed Ramadan. W yen3ad 3laikon ❤❤❤❤ Asmaa out ✌ (no pun intended)

[skeweringyourkebabs-deactivated]

[selfishnist-blog]

What the fuck is homoromantism. Faggots be keepin' coming up with new words

[queerethereal]

My bath smells like heaven honestly. And my face gets so pink from the heat,dang. Used floating island from lush and a plumeria bath bomb from etsy

[skeweringyourkebabs-deactivated]

The only bomb you need

[selfishnist-blog]

Why would any sane person post himself in the bathtub, especially when he/she/it looks like that

[hooloogram-deactivated20221121]

Reblog if you would play a video game based on Africa culture and mythology, with a black main character

Okay guys, I have to prove at my teacher he’s so damn wrong, he said that African aesthetic doesn’t interest gamers, and it drive me so mad.

[thatjayjustice]

*SMASHES THE REBLOG BUTTON* THIS IS ONLY EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED IN LIFE

[triplekladkillingblacks]

Rock smashing simulator 2015

[waanda-revived]

Ooga booga simulator 2k16

[digbydaman]

poverty simulator 2015, build a mud hut, avoid aids and fight for food all in glorious 3d with SLI support

[selfishnist-blog]

You can be sand person in oblivion

[afrorevolution]

[kandykurves]

They’re going to try and kill him.

[kingnycjohnson-deactivated20170]

He’s probably already dead

[sloppyslimyeggss]

BOOOOOST THIS

[rlyhigh]

YOOOOO

[rlyhigh]

seriously guys boost this

I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES

[africanaquarian]

Nigerians are about to save the world

[thenkeepgoing]

 for jukadiie:

So… this is definitely not true. His “therapy” is aluminum silicate (it’s in porcelain) and magnesium silicate (talc, which is used in baby powder). Drugs.com lists talc as a pharmacologically inactive substance (read: it does nothing). Together, they also do nothing. He claims to have published his research in medical journals. I have searched for his name in the pubmed database, and found nothing related to AIDS, but plenty related to veterinary medicine, which is what his degree is in. 

There is a long history of distrust between Africans and Western medicine, which is absolutely understandable. Recently, however, many people have taken advantage of this distrust, and target the poor and desperate by claiming that Western medicine is suppressing their “cures” (some of them are white doctors from the West). We would all like it to be true that HIV/AIDS has an easy cure, with no side effects, that could be cheaply produced, but it isn’t true right now. 

For example, the government of South Africa up until recently refused to fund anti-retrovirals for its citizens because it favored “natural cures” like the African potato and turmeric. This contributed to the deaths of 330,000 people. 

“Natural cures” prevent people from seeking treatments backed by evidence. Approaching this disease so casually is dangerous. AIDS is deadly disease, but with proper treatment, it doesn’t have to be. 

Please don’t spread harmful misinformation. 

If you’d like to read more about the history and politics of treating AIDS in Africa, these are good links:

Fake Cures Have a Long and Dreadful History in Africa-NPR

The Denialists-New Yorker article detailing the activities of a German vitamin entrepreneur who self-servingly convinced the South African government to stop funding anti-retrovirals, that Western medicine was suppressing his research (he is a white German!), and the devastating effect it had on the people of that country.

“The Doctor Will Sue You Now”-a free chapter of a popular science book. Written by a doctor who was sued by the German vitamin maker for debunking his false claims, it takes a more scientific look at his and other fake AIDS cures, and the human toll they take.

[triskele-rose-deactivated201708]

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[selfishnist-blog]

He invented instant watermelon :^)

[pllanting-deactivated20160605]

pride was amazing🌈

[skeweringyourkebabs-deactivated]

Hey tell me the when the next one occurs. We just got a new shipment of Grenades and my troops have been DYING for some nice target practice. ;^)

[desolate-specter]

Does… Does anyone see this FUCKING ASSHOLE?

[skeweringyourkebabs-deactivated]

;^) did you miss me bb? Please invest in muh company

[selfishnist-blog]

It's funny, somebody should repeat what happened at the furrycon

[ayanotateyuri-deactivated201604]

I was tagged by disonored for the 6 selfie thing, so I thought, 6 selfies, so six things in my hair!

I tag idollia, mudskipperkip, ambulancing,and thekusabi, and anyone else who wants to do it!

[stealingeverysingleshekel-blog]

You are one autistic, delusional motherfucker. Do people run when they see you and hide their children Goyim? Go commit suicide.

[exaltedbiclops]

Is that chris-chan?

[selfishnist-blog]

Is this a male or female?

[thesleepingnotsobeauty]

Trends That Should Die Out: Acussing someone completely innocent of being a rapist or a creep just because you don’t like them.

[praescius-ruina]

Ok, we’ll stop when people stop getting raped. We’re waiting.

[thesleepingnotsobeauty]

So what you’re saying is that it’s okay to point to a random person and make up the claim that “They’re a creep/rapist!!!” because you don’t like them and because people get raped.

 Explain your logic.

[selfishnist-blog]

You damn rapists just can't stop making fun of it.

[uroppressingmebynotagreeing]

You are literally the scum of the earth. I can't imagine how shitty your life must be for you to be this horrible. I genuinely hope that your life gets better. P.S. Learn some proper grammar.

wow, another shitlord making fun of me because I’m kidkin. Now who’s the scum of the earth you oppressive shitlord?

[urhousenword-deactivated2015062]

KIDKIN H8ERS SHOULD JUS LEAVE TUMBLR

[selfishnist-blog]

This is really groce, you're a shame for your genuine (not fake faggot tumblr) family.