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my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea.

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Medicine, 01.07.18

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x

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arianagrandre

I obviously am a 90s baby so fashion has a sense of nostalgia for me.

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Night in the Museum: here’s a spooky mummy!! oooh!

10 y/o me: haha he’s ugly watch

Night in the Museum: [ mummy unmasks himself to reveal a twenty-something year old Rami Malek ]

10 y/o me:

stupidpussy

great post but this reads exactly like the cereal guy meme

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you broke me

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Not a single lie in sight……

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“Thank you to my best friend of 12 years…almost 13 years. The reason why she has been one of my best friends is because this person has never ever judged a single decision I’ve made. She has always met me where I’ve been, she has encouraged me when I had nothing to be encouraged about, and I don’t know if I’d be as strong as I am if I didn’t have you and your family because you’ve changed my life.” -Selena Gomez