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how gay you gotta be to know phoebe bridgers dogs name

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i believe mamdani has a cartoon character ass wardrobe where its the same suit 200 times.

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new lorde song teased at some US festival why does she never promo stuff in nz </3

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carls jr took my favourite drink off the menu. Everything i love fucking dies in front of me

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muna touring with opener hemlocke springs..... but its for north america..... Get me a g*n like americans dont deserve that I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who has australia to la money & is feeling generous ...?

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Yup and now i see on my damn phone that americans also get rico nasty, magdalena bay & hayley williams In The Same Night For Multiple Tour Stops ........ its not funny anymore guys someone fly me to la for these shows

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muna touring with opener hemlocke springs..... but its for north america..... Get me a g*n like americans dont deserve that I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who has australia to la money & is feeling generous ...?

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found out theres no plans for peacemaker season 3 so now i'm writing my substack debut entitled JAMES GUNN IS HOLDING MY HUSBAND HOSTAGE which will be a delusional and extensive word salad about how much james gunn has personally wronged me, how he wouldn't even HAVE a dcu to oversee if it wasn't for peacemaker & several musings of how i need to see adrian chase on my screen now or else. i will refuse to elaborate on what "or else" means.

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being 23 is just a long series of: breaking down crying in the middle of doing something & then getting distracted by something else mid crying, which makes you stop crying and return to what you were doing in the first place. rinse and repeat for 12 months.

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i swear every single white doll who gets famous these days has like a 90% chance of having Worlds most diabolical blackent

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this song is one of the best songs ever but hearing it feels like the world goes dark, someone shines a spotlight on me and then shoots me with a shotgun

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in november of 2024 i went on a deeply unhinged 7 minute voice note rant about euphoria and how they should not make a third season of the show for numerous reasons but mainly because sam levinson is a hack piece of shit and i just saw that image from the trailer of what he is making sydney sweeney do Oh my god i was so right. CANCEL THE SHOW. NOW.

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some of you have never been sobbing so hard you can barely breathe and begging to be put out of your misery by god, the universe or whatever truman show overseers are curating the cruel joke that is my life And It Shows......

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i am still in denial that were losing samira....... IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN LANGDON!!!! DONT TAKE MY WIFE PLEASE

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genuinely how it feels to go to the toy store for your birthday when that birthday begins with a 2

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we NEED to introduce the concept & term fandom-in-law to the public lexicon

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youtooz are to gen z what funko pops are to millennials. both are fucking UGLY

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i haven't been the same since i found out javadi's actress is australian...... whenever there's an australian in something successful i feel like what normal people probably feel like when their country wins the olympics..... like omg thats one of us!!!!!!