perryshmirtz 'everytime we touch' AMV

working hard on videos & other stuff. personal art/things tagged: #melonstuff

[semiaquatic-ambience]

sup, this is my p&f (mostly perryshmirtz) blog. there may be mature (18+) content here.

my art/posts by me: melonstuff coming soon: tag page (i love tagging and archiving, if you want anything specific tagged let me know)

about me: i love AMVs.

[poteto-futon]

I'd like the idea of Perry sometime (or actually, really often) serving as an "occasional assistant teacher" aka Mr. Platypus in Vanessa's class to prevent Doof from causing trouble.

But of course, those two just do it anyway.

[poteto-futon]

It's already sunday in my place but for some reason, it still seems to be saturday in global so...

Happy platypus day! (*･∀-)b

[bashingpumpkins]

Day 5 - Pushing Buttons

some missions call for "peaceful" conflict resolution

[perryshmirtz-events]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[bashingpumpkins]

a perfectly functioning family unit

[bashingpumpkins]

ive got your back

[bashingpumpkins]

the man looks good in a suit

[bashingpumpkins]

along for the ride (and secretly enjoying it)

[bashingpumpkins]

i am so normal about them

[bashingpumpkins]

drawing them = instant serotonin

[bashingpumpkins]

"I told you I'm an autumn!"

[bashingpumpkins]

season's greetings, have some wintry snuggles!

[tiktokarchive]

Woman: Hey honey.

Girlfriend: Oh, hey babe! What's up?

Woman: I was wondering if uh, we could, try something new tonight? ...In the bedroom?

Girlfriend: Oh- Ohhh! What have you got in mind?

Woman: Something I've wanted to do for a very, very long time. Just trust me, okay? In the bedroom, ten minutes, on all fours and [makes ggghgrhrhrhrhhrhggh noise].

Girlfriend: [makes sound back]

Woman: Yes! Just do it, okay?

[Eleven Minutes Later]:

Girlfriend: [makes The Sound]

Woman: [Dr. Doofenshmirtz voice]: Perry the Platypus! Looks like you walked into my bed-inator!

[asummerrae]

Sometimes you only get one chance….  You got a look in your eyes… I knew you in a past life. One glance and the avalanche drops–one look and my heartbeat stops.   Ships pass in the night; I don’t wanna wait ‘til the next life– One glance and the avalanche drops–one look and my heartbeat stops…

–

I missed my babies.

The finale sparked my need to draw them again; gosh dangit i love them in these outfits and dang.

[charlesoberonn]

Phineas and Ferb episode idea: After Candace shows her photos of all of her brothers’ creations, Linda thinks that her daughter is a talented graphic artist and signs her up for a competition. Candace is frustrated and about to tell her mom the truth but then Jeremy shows up and he’s like “Wow, Candace, I didn’t know you were a graphic designer. That’s so cool. Btw, my little sister is also gonna be at the graphic design competition.”

Long story short, Candace asks her brothers to help her become a graphic artist for real so she could beat Suzie.

Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz has gotten tired of designing -Inators so he designed the Comes-Up-With-Inators-Inator to design them for him. The Inator’s creation are a hit among other Evil Scientists who buy them in droves. Doofenshmirtz is then signed by Vanessa to an Evil Contracption Designing competition (held in the same building at the same time as the graphic design competition, of course).

Desperate, he asks Perry the Platypus to help him get his mojo back so he could design -Inators again.

Cue musical montage of Doof and Candace training to learn/relearn their respective art form.

It’s the competition(s). Candace is a nervous wreck, but Jeremy believes in her. Doof is all self-assured and ego-boosted by everyone thinking he’ll win, but then he sees his Comes-Up-With-Inators-Inator (who looks like a robotic him) also signed up for the competition.

While getting ready for the competition, Perry is accidentally almost spotted by Phineas and Ferb. He sneaks behind the curtain to the behind the scenes. That’s when he discovers that the goal of the competition is to design a doomsday weapon. Nervous, he swaps the cards with those of the graphic design competition.

The competition begins. The graphic artists are assigned to design a doomsday weapon while the Evil Scientists are assigned to design a cool band poster.

The scientists are baffled, but they do their best. The Comes-Up-With-Inators-Inator is stuck because it’s physically incapable of drawing anything but Inators.

Meanwhile in the graphic design competition Candace does her best but her brain goes blank. Suzie meanwhile is trying to sabotage her by switching her card back with the card from the other tournament. Unfortunately it’s the card of the Comes-Up-With-Inators-Inator, who now goes to task designing a Doomsday weapon.

The competition is finished. Candace’s work is mediocre, but she wins by technicality for being the only one who drew the correct thing.

Meanwhile at the Evil Scientists competition, the scientists all drew terrible posters except Doof whose poster is beautiful. He’s about to be declared the winner but then the Comes-Up-With-Inators-Inator reveals what it’s been working on, a doomsday machine. Everyone panics, and Perry the Platypus tries to stop the machine, but fails. Then the machine ticks down to 0, and nothing happens.

Turns out the Comes-Up-With-Inators-Inator is terrible at coming up with machines. All of its Inators don’t work. Which unfortunately for Doof results in all of his previously happy customers showing up to complain because their Inators didn’t work either. He asks Perry to help him again, but Perry is already gone.

“There you are, Perry.” “Curse you, Perry the Platypus!”

Despite winning, Candace feels hollow because she only won by technicality and all of the other designers were much better than her. She feels like a fraud. But then Jeremy shows up and asks to buy the rights for her poster, because he thinks it’s really cool. Candace is happy.

The End.

[charlesoberonn]

Jeremy: I love the exploding moon in the corner

Candace *frowning*: It’s a flower

Ferb’s Line: Maybe you did design a doomsday weapon after all

[charlesoberonn]

I used to be obsessed with Phineas and Ferb.

Also I’m a good writer.

[charlesoberonn]

Oh, it was.

[charlesoberonn]

I would be ecstatic

[askheinzdoofenshmirtz]