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Mutuals may ask if you want to find me

[intopermanence]

Where was she? In her own head, like a dream; in the bellows of her lungs. What was she? Perhaps a child. Perhaps a corpse. Perhaps a fern in the forest in the storm; a singing bird.

Lorrie Moore, from Birds of America: Stories: “Terrific Mother”

[what-even-is-thiss]

It seems like there’s this cycle of republicans making the economy bad and then people get tired of the republicans and elect a democrat and the democrat inherits a bad economy and then they sort of fix it somewhat and then people are like hey the economy is bad it was better during the Republican administration and then they elect a Republican who inherits a better economy from the democrat while he’s trashing it and then people are like hey he’s trashing the economy and then they elect a democrat who inherits a bad economy and fixes it somewhat and then people are like hey the economy was better when there was a Republican and then they elect a Republican who trashes the sort of better economy he inherited from the democrat and so on and so forth like forever I guess

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[anonaboo]

I’m sorry!? What?!

[lindseyanna]

[azzandra]

Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?

[bookishjules]

[hungry-skeleton]

The legends were true

[derekscorner]

[valtsv]

i need to get weirder. for my sanity. any advice/suggestions?

open the cage you keep all the things you're afraid to say and do in and see what steps out, blinking, on trembling newborn legs that will grow strong with time, into the light

[moveslikekeithrichards]

ending every fully botched sentence with "thats my sentence i hope u liked it"

[thehmn]

A few countries around the world have an alternative to Ouija where you use a glass instead of a planchet, including Denmark, the idea being that you trap or invite a spirit into the upturned glass which will then move it around. Traditionally you write out all the letters and numbers on individual papers and arrange them in a circle.

But it’s not uncommon for lazy people to just use an ouija board.

In Denmark we call it Ånden i Glasset which means The Spirit in The Glass. For whatever reason I was explaining this whole concept of trapping a ghost in a glass to my young nephew while he was playing with a gengar plushie I had crocheted for him and naturally he did this.

Kids are fantastic.

[blackirishweab]

It’s almost distressing how talented he is

[chewedcorn]

Anticlimax

[fliplifeupsidedown]

ok this is good

[chaoticfvckingdisaster]

Hey. You. Take my quiz 🔫

[rslashrats]

new fun trend: take this quiz and tell me your score

[theconcealedweapon]

[inthetags]

Put in the tags if you’d win in a dance battle with your icon or not!

[inthetags]

reblog and vent in the tags about whatever is currently troubling you.

[insertdisc5]

[cleverreports]

We report with a shivering expert by our side; a car drove by just as our eyes had gotten used to darkness, full beam headlights on. We had to wait for a little longer. At first, we mistook the milky way for clouds, which is not that inaccurate. It is only a matter of distance.