I Need A Nap

31 ✿ Autistic ✿ Ace ✿ MS ✿ MDNI Any pronouns ✿ Viva la Pluto ✿ ACAB and Free Palestine Memes and hobby content are pretty much all you’re gonna get from me

[blackirishweab]

According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”

[in-the-ghost-mode]

what kind of forgotten god are you

[blignick]

[catasters]

[catasters]

[kittydealer]

u/FollowingOdd896

[kittydealer]

u/bigus-_-dickus

[catasters]

[catasters]

[deletedmymeat]

Least brain damaged orange cat

[slipping-into-madness]

[catasters]

[laurenthemself]

BIG STRETCH

[krsonmar]

let's practice stretchy-stretch with mama

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[captain-price-returns]

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[trixiesol-blog]

[chromaticpolynomial]

cracked the code on why this guys attitude re: his own knife sharpening business annoys the fuck out of me. He treats it like it is neither a science nor an art. But it’s literally both! It’s literally both!!!!!

[chromaticpolynomial]

excuse the tumblr produced gif but like. CAN ANYONE ELSE SEE THIS. CAN ANYONE ELSE SEE HOW FUCKING BAD THIS IS!!!!! Bad look & bad function!!!!! That asymmetrical fcckn edge is not going to cut well or stay sharp!!!

[chromaticpolynomial]

QUALITY ASSURANCE IS WHEN YOU ASSURE YOURSELF THAT YOU HAVE DONE QUALITY WORK. EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE THAT IT IS BAD

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[byjove]

top 10 jobs for serial killers:

cop

member of any branch of the military (often combined with some of these other jobs)

‘polite family man’

truck driver

nurse (gerontology and neonatal specialties especially)

construction/contracting

doctor (gerontology and surgical specialties especially)

anything in the animal agriculture field (particularly pig farming)

preacher (Protestant evangelical especially)

account

[byjove]

serial killer career path gaining momentum: YouTuber

serial killer career path loosing popularity: butcher

[byjove]

I don’t know why butchers aren’t chasing people around with their butcher knives in bloody aprons anymore but that isn’t a major concern in 2026. Maybe modern hairnets have a soothing effect.