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Margot Robbie at the Once Upon a Time In Hollywood premiere in LA.

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queenjsxo

via @weheartit

bepplerjessica

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sam-shatsky

inheartsxtay

all fucked up // the amity affliction

nyahgust

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

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magicalgirlpropaganda

I’m a lesbian and Id date a b*y for a month to get 50,000

dreamsequencer

I’m gay and I’d definitely date a woman for that kind of money.

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ulibeanzz

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

tiredragedemon

When I was about ten or so I was very suspicious of our cat. He was the biggest cat I’d ever seen (Maine Coon) and he was way too smart and patient to be a real cat. I’m talking would come and pet my hair when I was crying. When he had a hairball he would run into the kitchen so he could throw up on the linoleum instead of the carpet.Hunting robins was too pedestrian for him. He’d bring home magpies and blue jays. He let my baby brother pull on his tail, chew his ear, roll over him, on a regular basis. He was nothing like any other cat I’ve met. So one day I asked him if he was secretly a wizard. I shit you not, he looked at me, winked, and looked away. We adopted him as an lived at least nineteen years, possibly more. I’m still not entirely convinced he was just a cat.