the lying piece of plum

36, used to be here for everything now i'm here just for the JJK and LADS fic (🐟⭐️), nsfw, mdni.

[kilofunface]

I’m American, honey. Our names don’t mean shit.

[nickelbackthatassup]

literally Starbucks keeps releasing drinks on social media and not communicating it to employees so people are coming in like can I have a cupcake frappuccino and im like who are you what the fuck are you talking about

[j4ya]

#me and my coworkers are like #*spins wheel* just put vanilla in it

[steferogers]

Lawyer by day, vigilante by night.

[oukime]

[crusingthroughreality-deactivat]

Shout out to all the people I follow who never change their blog name.   Cause I don’t know who the fuck the rest of you are.

[luscifers-deactivated20150704]

reverent: ode to the modern prophet, the nighttime saints, the electric angels and the neon gods that reign. listen † download. [imgs]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jurassicmovies]

What are their names? Well, you’ve got Charlie. There’s Echo. Here is Delta. This one’s called Blue. She’s the beta. Who’s the alpha? You’re looking at him, kid.

[acekarkat]

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

[jemswalker]

modern btvs aesthetics // anya jenkins

[nanafanboy-deactivated20150813]

me on my deathbed: at least i died doing what i love the most…………dying

[toocooltobehipster]

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

me: lmao i wonder what’ll happen if i light this thing on fire

me: *lights the thing on fire*

*the thing is on fire*

me: incredible

[thegeekcritique]

Female Joker Cosplay - more pics here

[cloududart]

[dietkiller]

[daylightt-deactivated20240214]

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm