motherfucker i'll be back from the dead soon

ticka x 34 x she/they audhd and thriving lol

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[slayerbuffy]

I've gone. Not one for goodbyes, I thought it best to slip out quietly. Love to you all, Giles.

Rest in peace, Anthony Stewart Head (1954 – 2026)

[miraenart]

Skyhold.

The Sentinel of the Frostback Mountains.

Prints here!

[sailermoon]

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

[sailermoon]

[dazzlingkai]

CHISA : 'HYPNOTIZE' ♡ 260131

[chelseamotelno2]

no please dont force me to make any decisions i’ll die

[gauntletqueen]

Looks down and smiles lovingly at my boobs

[breakbeatbun]

Looks up and smiles smilingly at your boobs

[slasholantern]

Looks at the cave wall and smiles allegorically at the shadow of your boobs

[chongoblog]

*Looks behind me* who goes there

[gauntletqueen]

*breasts boobily just out of frame*

[crabussy]

been working on unlearning male defaultism in the ways I speak to people and I've replaces "guys" with "crew". and you know what? it's SO fun. addressing the readers of my posts with a "kia ora crew!" and saying farewell to my friends with a "bye crew!!" is so delightful. everyone should adopt a fun way to address people. peace and love

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[menlove]

when u see a mutual u haven't seen in ages in ur notifs like omg I've pleased you again never leave me

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[ryebreadgf]

[cultisteyeball]

The joys of just opening a window

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[girlstressed]

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently