Boredom Kills

[blairwitchh]

goals: getting as fucked up as christine is in this video

[everythingfox]

Let Him In

[cannibalchicken]

[thebelchers]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Random mall Santa’s are hanging up in family pictures in peoples homes, a random guy working a 9-5 is in someone’s priceless family photo.

[senisnow]

[vladtheunfollower]

[polyglotplatypus]

[bunjywunjy]

TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON

[marmastry]

[gluten-free-pussy]

Last night I dreamt that Cardi B was engaged to Bill O’Reily and literally no one else was bothered by this except me so I went on all the late night talk shows and was like “WHY IS THIS OKAY?” And Time Magazine called me Hater of the Year.

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is still the funniest dream I’ve ever had

[imanes]

the day i finally release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin it’s over for you bitches

[rygos-deactivated20150329]

[jonklassen2]

[korra]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In our lifetime, there will be a country song where the guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.

[just-shower-thoughts]

the fatter you are the higher chance you have at winning spin the bottle

[yamcha]

this is random but the pizza in a goofy movie had no business looking that good

[yamcha]

[confirmance]