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Omg I just sent out an email to 27,000 people and accidentally typed “meme” instead of “memo” please kill me
“In March I’ll be rested, caught up and human.”
— Sylvia Plath, from a letter to Aurelia Plath written c. February 1953
One of my friends has an extra ticket to see Amy Ray and her band tonight, so I said I'd go. I'm pretty sure I've never actually heard an Indigo Girls song which doesn't seem right but I've been looking them up on YouTube and nothing sounds familiar. But that doesn't really matter because it's just Amy Ray. I didn't realize she'd be singing country songs though! Yuck!
I try to post so many videos and pictures of Cliff to this website and they always just disappear.
I guess my video of me singing "cats just wanna be fed" to the tune of girls just wanna have fun will never see the light of day ☹️
I try to post so many videos and pictures of Cliff to this website and they always just disappear.
Who I think I am vs. who I actually am
I got my hair trimmed this morning, and when I got to the salon I wished my stylist a happy pisces season. She thanked me and said so far it's been very emotional. I said mine too! I've cried every day so far! Then we bitched about infamous men that we hate.
I'm listening to Cold and boy are there some fucked up men out there.
Leonard's episode of Dating Around is so sweet! I won't spoil who he chooses, but any woman would be lucky to have him.
Happy birthday, @thejunesky! We love you so much!!
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why.
“We dated for two years. He looked great on paper. He was a composer. He was tall and handsome. He convinced me that we were soul mates. And he was big into grand gestures. One time he rented a convertible, handed me a foldout map of Canada, and said: ‘Pick anywhere you want to go.’ He did keep cheating on me, but he’d blame that on his bipolar disorder. He’d tell me that his high sex drive was a medical condition. And I believed him. Because I was young, and stupid, and in love. For my twenty-fifth birthday we were going to take a vacation to Seattle. He’d just gotten back from a two-week trip to Israel. He was really quiet on the train ride to the airport. And just as we’re arriving, he tells me that he met someone in Israel. I start crying. He’s stone faced. I’m thinking if we can just get on the flight, everything will be fine. We go all the way through security and get to the gate. At this point I’m musical theater girl sobbing. Our flight begins boarding. Everyone is staring at us. Eventually we’re the last two left, and the gate agents are waiting for us to make a decision. So I decide we should go home. But he insists that I let him buy me a ticket to Chicago, so I can spend my birthday with my family. So that’s what I did. And the next day he calls me to wish me a happy birthday, from Nashville. He’d flown out that same night. To visit the girl he met in Israel. That was the last I spoke to him. But he did email me a few years ago to tell me that he’d written a musical about his life. The airport scene was included. And he wanted me to attend the show.”
Me: *spends thousands of dollars in an attempt to cure my acne and finally resorts to 8 months of poisoning myself with Accutane*
Every imbecile out there: You should try cutting dairy out of your diet.
I had a massage, a facial and microdermabrasion done today. Everything was wonderful and I love my massage therapist/aesthetician so much. But I hate the moisturizer she uses. It pills so badly. I have book club tonight, so I’m going to have to wash off all the stuff she used. Bummer. My skin is a little irritated from the microdermabrasion, but I’m excited to see what a few sessions does. I have some rolling scars on my cheeks that I want GONE.