Out of Context D&D Quote Starters p.2:
“Your space capitalism is worthless here!”
“Oh, those demons and their nougat cream!”
“Do you want to wait so I can set you on fire?”
“The only flaw in your plan is that reptiles do not produce milk.”
“Homebrew? I thought you said GNOMEbrew.”
“Are you kidding? I would mount that in a heartbeat!”
“You are now the sole resident of Puke-town.”
“Which drawer is the spider drawer?”
“I’d like to come out of the crate now.”
“Are the spiders homosexuals?”
“Quick! No time to explain, get in the meat grinder!”
“Exactly how many mice are in your pocket at this instant?”
“I am not an athlete, but I am a liar.”
“I have no gender. Only rage.”
“No, we’re going to bomb the shit out of it, go in, kill everyone, and leave.”
“I’ve already achieved disco ball form.”
“Fuck it, I’m eating my hand.”
“Look, seriously, I don’t think I’ve properly articulated just how many spears you were hit with just now.”
“All I know is somewhere there’s a lot of naked people.”
“It’s a car shop where they sell goddamn zombies!”
“To make a long story short, the scorpions have adopted me as one of their own.”
“Who isn’t afraid of bullets and wants to answer the door?”
“Please stop sexualizing my lobster.”
“Whatever their half-baked plans are, we need to make sure they don’t interfere with our own half-baked plans – otherwise we’ll all end up with quarter-baked plans, and that’s practically raw.”
“Can I put my lion steak in your icebox?”
“Did somebody explode in here?”
“Well, that’s just great, we lost our ass again.”
“No, I do not want to be doused in acid!”
“My colon is full of sword-spiders, I hate this place.”
“I’m NOT seducing the bats, I’m seducing the cave!”
“I don’t want to die without putting out as much as I possibly can.”
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