From The Desk Of A Fat Guy

No, seriously. I'm fat. It's awesome.

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The #Weaponographist is here! Overcome the curse of a jackass hero as his weapons shatter in his hands. Check it out! http://thndr.it/1Hs7Ica

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Sleeplessness is the best motivator.

What do you do when you can’t sleep? Because for me, not sleeping tends to make me super productive in terms of things I should have done ages ago.

  That said, there is a new, seamlessly added addition to the website now to give better focus into my livestreaming. That’d be up at the top there, in the nav menu where it says ‘LIVESTREAM’.

  If you hover your mouse over that word in the menu,…

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I didn't want to cry today.

I had better sleep today than I’ve had in months, and I awoke to the worst news I’ve seen since Robin Williams passed away.

On Friday, it was announced that Monty Oum, possibly one of the most talented people I have ever had the pleasure of being introduced to, had suffered a medical emergency and was in critical condition. It was not known, at the time, if he would recover.

As the play we live…

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I'm a little bitch, apparently.

I’m a little bitch, apparently.

work [wurk] noun- something on which exertion or labor is expended; a task or undertaking

See that, right there? That’s the definition of the word ‘work’. Now, look over to the sidebar over there. Right side of your screen, unless you’re on mobile. See that thing right there that shows the status of my twitch stream? That was work. It took me a solid hour of pure mental frustration trying to…

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The King Stands Alone

The King Stands Alone

He stared the beast down. They both took in the fridget air, letting lose thick clouds of their fading strength. Each of his fingers ached from the cold, but he had to keep his hands bare. It’s hooves dug into the ground as it charged and he misjudged their combined center of balance. His breath grew thin as the weight of the now solid gold minotaur began to crush him.

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The Phoenix

It wasn’t supposed to end like this. The driver likely didn’t even saw me walking down the road. I died today. A primal sorrow encompassed my mind, and I screamed. The doctors tried to quiet me as they cut the umbilical cord.

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Alms

“Has she slept?” The Queen Mother stood alongside, beggars, merchants and soldiers all seeking aid or word. The priest that sat before the door into Hospice lifted his eyes, pupils milky and grey. “Be precise? She is but one of the thousands suffering the Blight.”

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The King Stands Alone

The King Stands Alone

He stared the beast down. They both took in the fridget air, letting lose thick clouds of their fading strength. Each of his fingers ached from the cold, but he had to keep his hands bare. It’s hooves dug into the ground as it charged and he misjudged their combined center of balance. His breath grew thin as the weight of the now solid gold minotaur began to crush him.

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The Phoenix

It wasn’t supposed to end like this. The driver likely didn’t even saw me walking down the road. I died today. A primal sorrow encompassed my mind, and I screamed. The doctors tried to quiet me as they cut the umbilical cord.

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Alms

“Has she slept?” The Queen Mother stood alongside, beggars, merchants and soldiers all seeking aid or word. The priest that sat before the door into Hospice lifted his eyes, pupils milky and grey. “Be precise? She is but one of the thousands suffering the Blight.”

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It had been years, but the fresh-cut fields still looked like a playground to me. We used to spend days here, running around chasing each other. That was before they saved her.  I tripped while running, and the cell-shaded lips on her face curled into a mechanical smile as a hand reached down to help me up. “Thanks, Mom.”

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Altercation

I hadn’t seen it lying there when I got into the car. It rolled out from under the seat and latched to the underside of the accelerator. It was the first time I had laid eyes on it but I recognized exactly what it was and knew it would fit my hands perfectly. I knew then who the killer had been. Now I just needed to figure out how to arrest my other personality.

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Star

We had long since left the planet upon which we were born and discovered other worlds. There, we discovered gods and spirits and learned the truth of our own world. The atheists were right, but not in the way they thought. As the old star named Sol expanded and went supernova, it devoured Earth. But we had already killed the gods and the planet had died long ago.

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Alms

“Has she slept?” The Queen Mother stood alongside, beggars, merchants and soldiers all seeking aid or word. The priest that sat before the door into Hospice lifted his eyes, pupils milky and grey. “Be precise? She is but one of the thousands suffering the Blight.”

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The Phoenix

It wasn’t supposed to end like this. The driver likely didn’t even saw me walking down the road. I died today. A primal sorrow encompassed my mind, and I screamed. The doctors tried to quiet me as they cut the umbilical cord.

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The King Stands Alone

The King Stands Alone

He stared the beast down. They both took in the fridget air, letting lose thick clouds of their fading strength. Each of his fingers ached from the cold, but he had to keep his hands bare. It’s hooves dug into the ground as it charged and he misjudged their combined center of balance. His breath grew thin as the weight of the now solid gold minotaur began to crush him.

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So mad.

I'm so mad. So mad.