King Chonk The Third

Lurking here for my niche interests fyi I don’t know how tumblr works i’m new here he/him

[sentientworms]

5 months ago I said that there were no Carl x Reader fanfics, now there are 5. The Gods have listened✊

Pls that man is so sexy and charming and nice, I need more of him. Pls dear fanfic writers.

#dcc #dun

[caimanartsblog]

Carl is "avoids politically charged language but holds beliefs he doesn't realise are political" to a hilarious extent. He incited revolution against an empire live on TV. He planted a bomb on a political agent. He made speeches about how the rich and powerfull are assholes. Cuba? oh, he doesn't know about Cuba, he's not interested in politics.

[himbotheninth]

dungeon crawler carl is fun because you go into it thinking it'll be an unserious, fun and gratuitously violent action book, and then you get to the very first boss, and then you think, now hold on. Hold on. And then all of a sudden you're seven books deep and insane and also holding on to the indomitable human spirit for dear life and also a crab has to jack off. like holy shit dude. i've got relentless hope and found family in one hand and the world's weirdest foot fetish in the other

[mimi-maru]

[nat-20s]

i think one of my personal favorite aspects of the dungeon crawler carl series is watching Carl, a cishet dude, avoid any sexual or romantic subplots with the deftness of a trained aroace.

[askclint]

MONGO IS APPALLED

(Art by Layna of Lund, Discord)

[sentientworms]

Princes Donut the Queen Anne Chonk and Mongo

medieval style fanart

[nervestatic]

i know in the heart of my cards that every time carl refers to it as "my dungeon" to piss someone off the sysAI gets so horny it blacks out

[sentientworms]

quick sketch of the scene with the two headed god dog

[sentientworms]

How come there is not on single Carl x Reader fic out there? This is unacceptable. An outrage. Where are all the talented horny writers?

[strawberrykidneystone]

cried at the ending of the floor in the dungeon anarchist’s cookbook maybe friendship really is magic

[merrygoesaround]

[sentientworms]