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@seongsuho
moonminmyun | do not edit.
❝ cruelty ❞
Always safe to know what is good for taking blood stains from your clothes.
Violence was the most primal emotion in humans. It was - depending on what you believed in - one of the two main drives that a baby was born with. Rage and lust. Mortals were innately sinful. Clawing their way through the environment, trampling over each other in their mad rush towards power. They would gladly hurt each other to better themselves, or simply for the pleasure of bringing another down.
And for that reason, Daehyun sat in the teachers office, blood dripping from his knuckles and an perverse smile on his lips. That boy shouldn’t have said that to him. Maybe if he had kept his mouth shut, he wouldn’t have been rushed to the nurses, blood spewing from his nose and teeth busted in. It wasn’t Daehyun’s fault.
”If you expect me to apologize, don’t.” Facing his World Literature teacher, he leaned back in his seat, blinking lazily. “That bitch deserved to have his nose broken.”
“It’s going to be a calm day, just handing the tests, debating the grades and making corrections if needed.” That was what Joonmyun said to himself as soon as he got out from his bed, but he couldn’t be more wrong. Everything was going just as planned, Suho had only two more tests left on his table, the professor was carefully reading one of them, so into it he wasn’t paying much attention to his surroundings, when the unmistakable sound of a fist hitting flesh got to his ears, the professor immediately raised his head,startled.
Red. That color was one hard even for him not to see, and it was covering one of his student’s face. “Damn.” –he murmured rushing to the taller guy, sustaining his trembling body. “Can you hold your nostrils firmly, until I get help?” –He kindly said, in a way not to scare the guy that was with a broken nose for sure, when the student nodded he turned to the other guy standing there. “Daehyun right? Follow me, and when you get to the teacher’s office, stay there.” –Suho wasn’t kind this time, he was serious and firm.
After leaving the hurt student at the infirmary, he entered the office with arms crossed, his white shirt totally stained like if it was him the one that got punched. He stared at Daehyun, laughing shortly and sarcastically when hearing what he said.
“We are not at kindergarten, I am not going to lead you to the infirmary, making you two give a warm and nice hug and say sorry to each other.” –he paused for a second. “The point here is, what did he said or do to deserve that? Because if he did something, you both get punished, if not, is only you. Your chance to make your situation a little better.” –Joonmyun knew how to be serious and intimidating when he wanted to.
your kicks don't hit | jiyoung x suho
As everybody else, Jiyoung was willing to relax and have fun in this retreat. But the way to the camping site was full of death glares to her most dear teacher and also her adoptive cousin, Joonmyeon. She refused to exchange words and even looks with him, darkening the atmosphere whenever their looks met accidentally. The reason for such hatred was simple, childish and almost dull: the surprise test he was responsible for before a promising trip.
In fact, the senior student thought she was safe of surprises coming from him, counting on the fact he knew her since she was born and he is very aware of the fact that the girl hates surprises more than anyone – could he not remember when they were kids and she cried and had a temper tantrum when people gave her a surprise birthday party?. But… He did that. On purpose. She could remember clearly he hinted he could do that to piss her off and that was what pissed her off even more.
It took long hours until she was sure that almost all of the boys were out of the cabin so she could sneak out to meet him and basically punch him in the face because she could. What a pleasant scene the girl watched when she was finally in the cabin: Joonmyeon was sleeping. Mercilessly, Jiyoung pulled the sheets that covered him and rolled the fabric, throwing it at his face aggressively.
“Wake up, you bastard.” Unsatisfied, the brunette approached a still sleepy teacher and pushed him, trying to get him off the bed. “And get up.” Again, her looks were like bullets. She crossed her arms and leaned to the closest wall, waiting. Seconds later, she was already tired of doing it. “Why did you do it? You said you could do it. Not that you would. I can’t believe you really did it.”
He wasn’t really sure about his own state, was he dreaming? Still drunk? Or just asleep? Joonmyun couldn’t tell, all the blond one was actually seeing in a kind of too blurry way was his dear cousin staring angrily at him. If those eyes could throw sharpen knives, Suho would probably be dead in just one glare; the best thing about that was the fact he was having the time of his life. You know when they say “boys pull and tease girls they like?” well, it could apply to the professor’s situation, even if he was 26 years old, when it came to the heart matters he wasn’t no more than a ten year old.
Suho knew quite well Jiyoung hated surprises, even so he gave the test with no warning one day before the retreat, of course the main reason for that wasn’t his teenage crush,the world literature teacher couldn’t deny it was one of them, though. He smiled to himself when the memory of a surprise party crossed his mind, she got so so pissed off at him that he still didn’t know how come he was alive. Of course, Joonmyun didn’t escaped unharmed, his closet which was carefully organized so that he wouldn’t leave his house wearing crazy flashy colors that didn’t match, got brutally messed up by the hands of his furious cousin, if you had a normal vision you’d notice that the clothes weren’t on the right color pile they used to be, but when you see almost in black and white that was a hard task. So Suho left his house for a date looking like a Christmas tree thinking he was just fine, at least the lady had some sense of humor and thought he did that for the joke.
Suddenly, the older one was back at the bus memory with the death glares and all, something being terribly wrong, the bus was shaking violently and he felt like all the bags inside of it were being thrown at him, at that moment Joonmyun realized he was sleeping and a very angry Jiyoung wasn’t being delicate on waking him up.
“Wake? Wait, what the hell?” – a very sleepy Suho opened his eyes, he lead two fingers to his temples, massaging it because god, his head was about to explode and his lack of fast reaction to his cousin’s actions could only mean he either got drunk or high last night, or maybe both. With a deep breath, he got himself together, sitting on the bed, staring at her.
“No, seriously, tell me I am still drunk and you are not yelling at me, throwing things at me, because of a test you did just fine.” –he was serious and not a bit amused.
seen and unseen )|( suho,eunji
Eunji, stopping by to water the plants in Professor Kim’s office, hadn’t meant to hang around any longer than necessary, but the man did look pretty confused. She knew that feeling well- the knowledge that something you need is literally within reach, but you just can’t see it, so she figured she could take a quick break to help him.
"Uh… blue? there are a lot of blue books-" she said, standing on her toes to look at the top shelf, and pointing to a couple in turn. "Any of those look familiar?"
Joonmyun didn’t mean to disturb Eunji’s work, but he considered her a friend, so asking her help felt ok for him, and he really needed to find that particular book to prepare his next class. A quick smirk crossed his lips, when Suho had an idea to use that search to make her see she could learn what the professor had been trying to teach the groundskeeper for a while, how to read hanja.
-Yes, I know…I should really do something about those… -Suho sighed going towards Eunji looking to where she pointed, shaking his head. –Hm, no, it has a few things written on its spine… -the blond one commented, hoping she didn’t notice what he was trying to do.
cr: La Noblesse
i hate you
Oh thank you, I love you too ^-~
99 Problems and This Trip is One || Aj & Junhyung & Yongguk
He was nervous like it was his first day at school, Joonmyun knew he should get a hold of himself after all, he was a professor and was assigned to be one of the supervisors of that weekend retreat. Suho was carefully packing while thinking about the weekend, he was glad he made an item list since he was so worried he might forget something important… When that thought crossed his mind he smiled softly and remembered Jiyoung, being such a control freak like she was if Joonmyun forgot anything she would probably bring that and he could borrow, if she didn’t kill him first because of the surprise test he gave yesterday. The recently blonde guy zipped his bag and checked his list, making sure everything was in there, then he locked his own apartment and headed to where the bus would leave with everyone heading to the Camp Firestone Resort.
Joonmyun thought he was too punctual, there were only a few students waiting, and he knew none of them,yet he said “Good morning” and smiled warmly as usual, he wasn’t surprised when hearing a whisper here and there that he was a weird student because he was dressed like an old person; Suho was so used to being mistaken for a student that he didn’t even care anymore. Feeling uncomfortable, he went inside of the bus and sat where the supervisors should be and leaned his head on the window; mentally he went through the names of the students in his cabin and under his supervision and sighed, he was never the cool kid, he was always the “good kid” the one that moms wanted their daughters married with…How was he supposed to act? What should he do? Why did he signed up for that anyway?
The trip went smooth despite some evil looks coming from his beloved cousin, a major talked to him almost all the way and he thought to himself he wasn’t so horrible interacting with her, so maybe he could be a nice company to the ones in his cabin.
Suho entered the cabin last and waited for everyone to set, so he could awkwardly smile and greet his students:
-Uh, well, I think at least one of you take my subject but anyway, I am professor Kim Joonmyun but you can call me Suho and I am here as a supervisor, and I hope we can…get along? –Oh no. He sounded terrible, he wasn’t good with his “cool” students, oh my why did he signed up for that again?
EVENT PLOT CALL ~
Like this so we can plot aaand to the ones that are in the cabin with Suho please, let's plot <3 (I am sorry I only got a little moment from my college work like now ;_; )
OCC;
So, I can't really go after plots rn for the event BUT I wanna plot ;u; so for the lovely gentlemen under Suho's supervision on the event feel free to plot with him <3 just hit my inbox ~
모든 걸 걸고 널 들이킨 나 이젠 돌이킬 수도 없다오직 그것만 바라 그녀의 사랑 하나뿐인걸
by the way, how dare you to have a secret lover and NOT TELL ME WHO SHE IS I'M GOING TO KILL YOU you know I need to approve her.
[Text] Uuh is someone jealous? -v- It says secret lover for a reason, but who knows maybe she is a fictional character, i still read a lot you know?
[text] I am not jealous, I am your cousin! You should tell me these things, Joonmyeonsshi.
[text] Tell you what? I don't think it's right to tell you who I wish it was in my bed or not hahahaha
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Not really, it's not very useful if you have size but don't know what to do with it. Uhn, size ? I would say... medium?
that's nice, turn on, tempo
That's Nice: Name something you want to try in bed and will.
Sensory deprivation
Turn On:Name a turn on.
Whispered moans
Tempo:Sweet and slow or hard and fast?
Both actually, depends of the situation and the person with me, maybe the combination of both, hard and slow
by the way, how dare you to have a secret lover and NOT TELL ME WHO SHE IS I'M GOING TO KILL YOU you know I need to approve her.
[Text] Uuh is someone jealous? -v- It says secret lover for a reason, but who knows maybe she is a fictional character, i still read a lot you know?