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[bunlly]

[justlittlefrogthings]

I’m Big

[justlittlefrogthings]

And What’s More? Im Green

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

her: wow you came pretty quick

me: AGDQ 2015 Sex With Hot Girl Speed Run #AGDQS2015  announcer: awesome sauce, we got a 10 dollar donation from mengaman and he says “good luck with the sex”

[owengentillustration]

[blvkstyle]

Shop at : SSENSE.COM , men - women

SHOP : ERIS BLACK Consumed now!

[navpike]

listen if you can’t handle me calling spiderham “john mulaney’s marvel sponsored fursona” then just go ahead and block me now, it only gets worse from here buddy pal

[creamysmooth]

[rubyneo]

[knightbisexual-deactivated20190]

he’s beautiful 

[itched]

who?

[knightbisexual-deactivated20190]

the bisexual boy reading this

[guy]

[nyabsol]

QUICK PSA

I’m not a fan of puppeteers 🤡

I have a nagging fear 😬 that someone else is pulling at the strings🕺

Something Terrible is going down ⬇️

Through the entire town🏠🏠🏠 wreaking 😈 anarchy 👿 in all it brings 🙀🙀🙀

I can’t sit idly 🤷‍♀️ no I can’t move at all 🙅‍♀️

I 🙋‍♀️

Curse 😤

The 👈

Name ✍️

🗣The one behind

It aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

AAAAAAALL

[enochianghost]

[gotchabuddy]

@biromantica

[rickylafleurs]

i want a Fucking Joint

[hungwy]

was watching the bachelorette and one of the dudes was mauled by an invisible force. he was bleeding out the floor and no one noticed? no one called an ambulance. does this happen normally?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

yeah that was the bachelorette, it’s how she

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

chooses

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

[pdove]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

lifehack

if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck

[thepocketpencil]

[warmlantern-deactivated20190206]

Love him or hate him, he has a little drop of water on his nose:

[batbitequeen]

40 y/o white guy: Hey kid, ever hear about Rage Against the Machine? They really told it like it is! Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!

me: Zack de la Rocha is Mexican Tom Morello is black Brad Wilk is jewish

40 y/o white guy: blue lives matter

[batbitequeen]

RATM: Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

40 y/o white guy that claims he likes RATM: blue lives matter

[lenins-and-things]

Was it Paul Ryan that claimed to be a RATM fan? Like, nationally? In public? On TV? And then RATM came out and shut him down?

[batbitequeen]

:)

[batbitequeen]

🙏✊🔥🙏

[mccoppinscrapyard]

Also I totally remembered this exchange:

[bass-borot]

The band is called Rage Against THE MACHINE Do these fuckers think that they just don’t like that one shirtless guy’s standup bit???? What do they think THE LITERAL MACHINE IN THE FUCKING NAME is?

[ancientalienofficial]

Okay but who will win in the final showdown when they finally rage against Florance and her machine??

[weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter]

[reducedlunch]

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface