F.R.I.E.N.D.S Starter Meme [1]
*Note: The pronouns now are simply âthey/themâ from what has been said originally. Simply change it to whoever youâre sending it to, or keep it gender neutral. Feel free to change the quote, add on to it, or whatever you need to suit your character when sending!
âWow. I definitely did not see that one backfiring.â
âHelp me get this mini fridge past the security guard.â
âYeah, Iâve been there my friend.â
âThis doesnât make me like you any better.â
âWell, with a regular (person), itâs bad. With (Name) â Oh, dear God!â
âWe will give you ten dollars.â
âWow, youâre good! After this, we should solve crimes.â
âI am better than great, Iâm good.â
âI like being on my own, Iâm, uh, better off this way. Iâm a lone wolf. Y'know, a loner. Alone⊠All alone. Forever. Whatâs a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!â
âI wonât be speaking with you for several weeks.â
âHoney, I wish youâd get over (them). I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do? Do you want to look down my top?â
âWhat the mother crap is up with this stuff?!â
âYou know what Iâm going to do? Iâm going to get in my sweats and eat in bed.â
âIâve dreamed about this for years! *Nervous laughter* Why have I not been preparing?â
âOkay, Iâll give you one chance to change my mind. You got one minute.â
âWell, maybe you could date (them), then. That would save me the trouble of killing (them).â
âYeah I know. Youâre a bit of a drama queen.â
âOh, hey, (Name). Iâm so glad someoneâs here. Could you zip me up?â
âOh my God, I want to trade lives with (Name)?!â
âUh, look, I donât normally ask out (people) that I meet in coffee houses.â
âI always knew there was something weird about that dude.â
âOkay, so, all right I havenât been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month.â
âYou know, Iâm trying to remember the last time I opened a door and you werenât there.â
âI just think thereâs somebody better out there for you.â
âI think I can make you happy.â
âIn fact, Iâll close my eyes to make it less awkward.â
âWell, letâs see â the first one is, I donât want to, and the second one â Iâm not going.â
âYou need to learn some new slang.â
âYou have to do something. Knock that door down!â
âI would, but I bruise like a peach.â
âI guess theyâre not coming. Want to just order?â
âThatâs a great story. Can I eat it?â
âIf you were bigger, youâd hit me, huh?â
âThey are without a doubt the funniest (person) I ever met!â
âHave you not talked about it yet?â
âTo be honest, I think Iâd prefer the five dollars.â
âWhy do you care so much?â
âOh, I forgot how hot he/she is.â
âOh, I forgot how hot (they) are.â
â(Name), why did you lie to me about working here?â
âBecause I was ashamed, okay?â
âI sold out for the cash.â
âWeâre going to figure this out.â
âAre they still looking for us?â
âYou know, we as a group, are not the coolest.â
âI mean, you just went out with my best friend.â
âYouâre a pain in the ass, (Last Name or Name).â
âDamn it, man, pull yourself together!â