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BLOOD UNDER YOUR NAILS  [...]  CRESCENT MOONS CARVED INTO YOUR PALMS.

[eikaskarch]

PINNED POST.

kita, 21, she/they pronouns, and uk resident. this is a private rp blog for ‘astryr mikaelson’ an original character designed for the vampire diaries universe. this blog is headcanon based and canon ignorant due to my wish to fight JP outside in a asda carpark. i take influence from the novels and generally don’t accept the way the mikaelsons were made weaker and weaker within the show.

LINKS.

all pages (rules, about, verses) interest checker.

BLOG ROLL.

seraphfell (book elena gilbert, medium activity) inferneres (charmed oc, medium acitivity) johnscn (daisy johnson, low activity) jchncn (agents of shield oc, low activity) wcrd (agents of shield oc, low activity)

[acvitas]

                        A MONSTER IS BOTH SHELTER AND WARNING AT ONCE.

              private star wars original character. original lore. created by KITA.  

[acvitas]

stardust is death. the last vestige of a burnt-out inferno turned cold in the vast darkness of space. a million years of VANISHED HISTORY / the remnants of a cosmic war. it’s angry, it’s deadly, it’s burning and cold and desperate and vengeful.

private sci-fi based original character with a star wars base. original lore. created by KITA.   promo credit.

[eikaskarch]

sorry lads i just had to call out this really harmful behaviour we really need to cancel lynn for this ://///     @choosesboth

[acvitas]

stardust is death. the last vestige of a burnt-out inferno turned cold in the vast darkness of space. a million years of VANISHED HISTORY / the remnants of a cosmic war. it’s angry, it’s deadly, it’s burning and cold and desperate and vengeful.

private sci-fi based original character with a star wars base. original lore. created by KITA.   promo credit.

[eikaskarch]

someone remind me that making a new blog would not give me the serotonin i crave.

[eikaskarch]

                                                                                                   astryr   isn’t   particularly   stupid   even   if   she   would   chose   brawn   first   any   day   :   childish   whining   doesn’t   win   with   elijah   .   that   does   not   for   a   moment   stop   her   mouth   from   running   ＦＡＲ   ＡＨＥＡＤ   of   any   reason   in   her   brain    “   --   you   would   be   siding   with   klaus   .   you   would   be   telling   him   he’s   right   /   elijah   ,   you   would   be   validating   him   .   ”   there   is   a   chance   ,   even   if   she   denies   it   ,   that   she’s   wrong   but   what   matters   truly   is   ＴＨＥ   ＰＲＩＮＣＩＰＬＥ   .   that   being   she   absolutely   HATES   him   being   right   .    “   you   can’t   do   that   to   us   elijah   .   think   about   his   ego   ,   think   about   all   the   dramatic   speeches   ,   and   -   oh   god   -   the   smugness   !   ”                /   @fcmilybonded​​​   sent   “okay, i’ll give you one chance to change my mind. you got one minute.”   from   this   meme.

[voidbirdy]

I’m what the kids call ‘an atrocity to god’.

[starterideas]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S Starter Meme [1]

*Note: The pronouns now are simply ‘they/them’ from what has been said originally. Simply change it to whoever you’re sending it to, or keep it gender neutral. Feel free to change the quote, add on to it, or whatever you need to suit your character when sending!

“Wow. I definitely did not see that one backfiring.”

“Help me get this mini fridge past the security guard.”

“Yeah, I’ve been there my friend.”

“This doesn’t make me like you any better.”

“Well, with a regular (person), it’s bad. With (Name) – Oh, dear God!”

“We will give you ten dollars.”

“Wow, you’re good! After this, we should solve crimes.”

“I am better than great, I’m good.”

“I like being on my own, I’m, uh, better off this way. I’m a lone wolf. Y'know, a loner. Alone… All alone. Forever. What’s a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!”

“I won’t be speaking with you for several weeks.”

“Honey, I wish you’d get over (them). I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do? Do you want to look down my top?”

“What the mother crap is up with this stuff?!”

“You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to get in my sweats and eat in bed.”

“I’ve dreamed about this for years! *Nervous laughter* Why have I not been preparing?”

‘Okay, I’ll give you one chance to change my mind. You got one minute.”

“Well, maybe you could date (them), then. That would save me the trouble of killing (them).”

“Yeah I know. You’re a bit of a drama queen.”

“Oh, hey, (Name). I’m so glad someone’s here. Could you zip me up?”

“Oh my God, I want to trade lives with (Name)?!”

“Uh, look, I don’t normally ask out (people) that I meet in coffee houses.”

“I’m an idiot.”

“I always knew there was something weird about that dude.”

“Okay, so, all right I haven’t been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month.”

“You know, I’m trying to remember the last time I opened a door and you weren’t there.”

“I just think there’s somebody better out there for you.”

“I think I can make you happy.”

“In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“What’s going on?”

“Well, let’s see – the first one is, I don’t want to, and the second one – I’m not going.”

“You need to learn some new slang.”

“You have to do something. Knock that door down!”

“I would, but I bruise like a peach.”

“I guess they’re not coming. Want to just order?”

“That’s a great story. Can I eat it?”

“If you were bigger, you’d hit me, huh?”

“They are without a doubt the funniest (person) I ever met!”

“Have you not talked about it yet?”

“To be honest, I think I’d prefer the five dollars.”

“Why do you care so much?”

“Oh, I forgot how hot he/she is.”

“Oh, I forgot how hot (they) are.”

“(Name), why did you lie to me about working here?”

“Because I was ashamed, okay?”

“I sold out for the cash.”

“I’m sorry, too.”

“We’re going to figure this out.”

“But… you suck.”

“Are they still looking for us?”

“You know, we as a group, are not the coolest.”

“I mean, you just went out with my best friend.”

“You’re a pain in the ass, (Last Name or Name).”

“Damn it, man, pull yourself together!”

[rpmememaker]

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[eikaskarch]

after a millennia of bullshit i....there's so little she can’t forgive? she’s done most of it herself. the 1 (one) thing she really never could forgive is simply the killing of her siblings. not even the people she loves because she eventually grudgingly forgives klaus killing her coven. she understands even if she doesn’t forgive the people who killed her wife. she does not and will never understand killing finn or kol. there’s a sort of possessiveness that’s come with having eternity, this promise of never actually losing each other, so it’s not even about love. they’re her family, they’re all she has for eternity, and killing any of them is absolutely unforgivable.            / @fcmilysacrificed​ sent  “something your muse could never forgive.” from this meme.

[eikaskarch]

ash.exe stops working. im...both joking and not?? cause she doesn’t respond well AT ALL. love has always felt like it has conditions for her, even if it’s just her behaviour, so she doesn’t understand it all when it happens. it’s also not all that common when it happens. she tends to just not believe it and wait for the punchline to come and prove her right. one of the best examples is probably her relationship with maria because fifty years went by and ash would still routinely push back and mess up determined to prove that was the time she’d be proved right. is it because nothing she ever did earned even a little praise let alone love from esther or mikael? yea. basically when ash claims to be a functional mikaelson she is absolutely bullshitting everyone she should not be listened to.                                /   @fcmilysacrificed​ sent  “how your muse responds to unconditional love. // freya's asking for a friend”  from this meme. 

[buckykingofmemes]

please stop framing me for murder. just because i have killed 1,846 people doesnt mean i killed that specific one

[eikaskarch]

it was a joke somewhere else but i enjoy the idea of ash hiding out in new orleans outta the quarter so marcel doesn’t recognise her. doing tarot readings for tourists and stuff.

[eikaskarch]

can anyone do a quick check on my new theme and lemme know if it’s all working for them / if the text is too small?

[eikaskarch]

i’ve made my own theme bg for the first time in an age so uh....would anyone wanna glance at it and tell me if it’s okay?

[eikaskarch]

not the way i spent ages changing my theme earlier only for it not to even work properly.