serendipity, at your service | 27f | aroace, autistic, and always aweary | odd squad connoisseur, lover of cartoons and anime including precure (manatsu my beloved) | loves meadows so much
There are quite a few reasons why Season 4's story was bad. One of the most glaring ones is the fact that there is hardly any buildup to it. We get one little tease in the season premiere, as is standard, one mention of a transfer in "A Dicey Situation", and then...nothing until the finale itself. We don't even get foreshadowing bits for Ozzie like, say, Otis shivering whenever ducks are mentioned or Olive screaming whenever she sees pie. 12 episodes just isn't enough for this franchise to make a good mystery with a satisfying payoff, especially with all of the side characters it introduces and OSUK S1 in particular having seven main characters that could have been fleshed out a lot more. I can understand why -- it's mostly British which is famous for short seasons like that, plus the kids TV industry as a whole being as perilous as it is right now, PBS Kids' whole deal with Trump and his minions notwithstanding -- but that doesn't really make it right. I stated before that it'd have been better if this season just had no storyline and was just fun filler episodes, and I'll stand by that. The story is what makes the show stand out and is what draws people in. Some attempts just miss the mark. This was one of them.
The same also applies to Season 5/OSUK Season 2. If Asha Soetan and Alexander Shaw are growing too old for their roles, fine. They can be written out of the show. But to take the focus off of them, especially when the season premiere and finale primarily focus on them, is disrespectful. To beg for a third season/Season 6 by having two characters suddenly appear and take over the show, even more so. They are, in my eyes, industry plants. They were put there so people desire a season with them, nothing more, nothing less. It would be somewhat of a decent decision if they had distinct personalities, but they don't. Omni was going strong in her debut, I really liked her, and then they fumbled the bag by next episode. Osric comes off as more of an audience surrogate, either with the main demographic or the entirety of the PBS Kids section of the office. I don't expect Season 6 to be any better. I expect nothing and I will still be let down.
As for whether Odd Squad agents are government agents...that's a bit of a tricky question. Over a decade ago we had Dalila Bela compare Odd Squad to the CIA and even though it was just an innocuous thing I took it like gospel. Over a decade ago we also had Otto confirm that Odd Squad and the police were two separate entities, which was bolstered by Odd Squad Mobile Unit having an officer from Chicago give a parking ticket to the van. Likewise, Weird Tom calling agents "tax deductions" implies some form of democracy where adults are in charge, and Odd Squad UK had King Charles (not the actual guy, but an actor portraying him) in an episode. So my best answer would have to be no. At best, Odd Squad functions as a police force, which, since it's a police procedural, would make sense. But I wouldn't pin them as government agents.
im scared to sit through OS uk because the two main agents immediately felt just like olympia & otis but done all over again. am i right?
I wouldn't say Orli and Ozzie are exactly like Olympia and Otis. They do share traits but aren't straight-out copies. Orli is eager and excitable but definitely not to Olympia levels; her excitability is because she is an immigrant who moved to an entire new country and she's still learning about the culture and the differences in precincts. She's optimistic like Olympia, but can't match her energy levels. Ozzie is a bit hardheaded but he warms up over the course of the series and is a lot less stoic than Otis (still keeps the seriousness though, just with a worse backstory).
I can't say much for Season 2 of OSUK, since Orli and Ozzie are shunted aside to make room for Omni and Osric because the former two's actors are getting old and they really want that third season (and got it before the second one even ended!). But I find Orli and Ozzie to be worse because they're bland and some of their existing development just gets dropped entirely. Doesn't help that the focus tends to go towards other characters besides Omni and Osric as well.
OSUK is not a good series overall, but I'd recommend checking out "Odd Ones In" and seeing for yourself before continuing it or dropping it. Season 2 of the original series will always be superior in my eyes though.
I just happened across your blog, and your most recent post is of the more recent series of odd squad uk, which I have not watched. I have however watched the original and the season after the original and know most of the lore from the original and the movie.
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Pretty pretty please of your interested could we talk odd squad?
(or I'll just throw myself into the incinerator out of embarrassment because I haven't stalked your blog enough to know if you reply to asks like this)
By all means! Always up for chatting about my hyperfixation.
Getting into the last bits and bobs here. One part shy of the followup for "Should Odd Acquaintance Be Forgot". Now that's what I call efficiency!
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...I'm...I'm sorry, what? A Time-Travel Department? She can't just do- the Big O and Little O SURPASS HER IN RANK WHY IS THIS A T H I N G . IT'S. I'M.
Oh my God. No. Them being co-Directors is more deserving than this. This is just Tim McKeon's final wish before he moves on officially to other projects.
It was...it was going so well...come ON I got ROYALLY fucked over by Star Detective Precure this week AND IN THE SAME FUCKING WEEK I get ROYALLY fucked over by Odd Squad UK. I'm so mad. I'm so disappointed. This would have me fucking going rabid if the rest of the episode weren't so good. But I just feel dead inside. I feel "thank God I don't have to hear of this again" but also dead inside like that one PSA that asks would you live or die in a nuclear explosion.
I know they can't be co-Directors, but fuck, man, make it happen somewhere. They honestly deserve it. Together. Chemistry be damned, it's fair.
And to solve problems in the past and the future? But Odd Squad exists in both timelines, and especially the future now because of the Butterfly Effect, so...why do they need to time-travel to solve oddness? It just makes no damn sense AND DOES NOT FUCKING COMPEEEEEEEEEEEL MEEEEEEEEEE.
Year 1 of never getting a name for this gadget that has been in use since right now in 2026.
But also, what in the British Harry Potter is this uniform? May be fitting for the past but not so much for the future. And what's the symbol of this department? Where does it stand in the hierarchy? These are very important questions, people!
Okay, not the best ending, and Orli and Ozzie being promoted is not the "this is THE final episode of the franchise" thing I thought it was, but...I mean...okay. Sure. Why the hell not. If the staff wanna be delulu and try and get another season, be my guest. All I can say is: good fucking luck, because you're gonna need it.
And your credits, for the last time. Look upon them. Admire them. I have nothing to say about them.
So...that's it. The end of Season 2 and possibly the franchise as a whole. I'm not going to go into detail on how Season 2 was for me; that'll be for a different Seren's Study I hope to eventually (ugh I hate myself and my stupid-ass procrastination) put out. In terms of the finale as a whole, though, it was pretty solid. Much better than the Season 1 finale by far, though there was still wonky pacing in places and could probably have benefitted from being about 44 minutes or even an hour long (the former minus PBS Kids promos, the latter adding them in). I'm also not a fan of Orli's and Ozzie's fates, but since the point was to shoo them out to make room for Omni and Osric (who, very shockingly, barely had roles in the finale), it makes sense. The Time-Travel Department will forever make absolutely no sense to me simply because Odd Squad as an organization exists in the past and in the future so there's no need to time-travel. And even so, that seems like what the Mobile Unit would do since their entire duty is to travel around the world helping precincts with oddness. Who's to say they can't time-travel too?
We also never get a proper resolution for Techie Tallulah -- no actual unfreezing of her, no punishment for her actions, nothing. She's just left suspended in midair. The point of her existence (besides, again, shitting on nerds) was to prove herself to be more competent than other villains perceived her to be. Whether she steams over her loss or shows remorse, why not have a resolution for her? Same would go for her henchmen too.
All in all, not the best finale, but it's still good. Do I want this spinoff to get a third season? Hoho no. Mm-mm. I think Season 2 of OSUK proved once again that the franchise has really run its course, in a time where PBS is actively getting screwed over by the US government, BBC Studios is holding the entirety of the kids TV industry on its shoulders (and struggling), and said industry is rapidly growing and changing. I don't care how popular it is in the UK, the US, or any other place in the world; it needs to die. It's run for 10 years. Don't make it a SpongeBob. Don't make it a Simpsons. Don't even make it an Arthur. Lay it to rest. Mentally, I can't handle my hyperfixation being constantly raked over the coals and shredded to bits and my only saving grace is that I have somewhat decent writing skills and can make fics out of it up the wazoo that people may or may not enjoy and may or may not care about.
I'm just...I'm tired, people. I am so tired. I want Odd Squad to be better but I just don't see it happening. The fandom can thrive forever, it can thrive long past my death, but the franchise? Please. I'm begging. Let it die. It can thrive by way of it being on streaming services, but...please, I want it to die. It was good for the first couple years with the original series, and then things shifted and the snowball got rolling and now I'm here.
*deep sigh* Okay, okay, I'll stop venting. I just don't know how much longer I've got with tolerating this show. I really do hope it gets better but...*gestures to the whole kids TV industry*
I'll see you in my Seren's Study recapping the whole season, whenever that may be.
We're now a couple minutes into Part 2 of the episode. Will the agents beat Techie Tallulah, or are they all sentenced to death by oddness?
(Okay, not really, but let me be delulu.)
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Orwell, totally not giving a shit about being in laser jail and more worried about if he's ever gonna have cake again.
Least we know what his last meal will be. Or his last regret.
Said it once and I'll say it again: it's refreshing to see the henchmen smarter than the big bad for a change. Although...I hope these two don't pull a disappearing act like with Brutus and get beaten as well, because if they're smarter than Techie Tallulah and are her henchmen willingly, well...Tallulah is not the only threat here.
But...but Tower Bridge is...it's above the water...how in...what???
I mean okay, I'd buy they'd have a storage place for extra gadgets, but can we make it, y'know, not Ozzie's HQ that he's gonna be leading?
"You're telling me that was there the whole time?"
Blame's fully on the Oddmiral for this one since she's the one that promoted you to begin with, Captain. If you're a Director, you're meant to know the ins and outs of your HQ, top to bottom. The fact that the Captain didn't, and doesn't, is fully on the promoter.
And now we're ripping from "O is Not For Over" and holy fucking shit it's an amalgamation of every single previous finale to date. I know this may be the final season of the entire franchise, but please, Mark...originality. I'm begging you.
Oh fuck you. The fuck you mean Ozzie's leading a whole-ass bridge? C'mon now.
And why the fuck are they out IN THE GODDAMN OPEN AIR?????? Put those bitches back underground! I don't care how cleverly camouflaged the seal is, PUT THEM THE FUCK. BACK UNDERGROUND.
Wow, the White Trifler must have zoom-and-enhance abilities if she's able to see Ozzie and Orli from that far away. They are dead-ass specks. They could be any human being.
Had to throw in one more bending-the-knee moment for the network, didn't you, Mark?
She even makes the same joke as The Trifler did. And now you know part of why I call her the White Trifler.
It's my brain farting again but I feel like attacking villains with gadgets is a lot rarer than one would think. Mainly because this would probably constitute violence to S&P and they don't want the kids emulating that.
"A future without villains? So that's it? It's over for me?"
Well...I mean...you're gonna die someday, hon. It would have been "over for you" anyway eventually. It's either that or humans are such a biologically warped species in the Oddverse that no one can ever die, which, well...the future left it ambiguous for obvious reasons but I'm pretty sure Odd Squad and its inhabitants are deader than dead.
Yes, that includes the existing main characters. Have fun sleeping tonight.
No FUCKING way. I don't want to hear talk about how any of the finales are meant to end the show anymore. If there is a definite finale, a finale that says "we're getting canned and no more episodes", this is it. It's absolutely it. This is the pinnacle. If, by some miracle, there are seasons and finales after this, they will pale in comparison to this. This is like a war cannon with the world's biggest cannonball inside.
It'll end not with a whimper, but a bang heard 'round the world.
"They deserve a little cake."
"Do they?"
"No! Well, yes. But it'll cost them."
"Cost them?"
"Their lives. Cake's classified as a deadly weapon. One blow to their bodies will kill them on impact."
"That's horrible!"
"But it's a necessary kind of horrible, Opie."
I'm sorry, but I feel a need to point out before I forget: I was reminded that Katie Ball is 4'11'', hence the height disparity.
I'm about 5 inches, give a few.
Meaning I just had a flashback to how tall Dalila Bela was in 2014 and got a thousand-yard stare as I realize I could probably cosplay as Tallulah and no one would care.
...Yes I know the staff deems it wrong but fuck it man. I'm allowed. It's legal. Watch me.
We love a bitch who's so self-absorbed she fails to realize her two henchmen are smarter than her and ignoring them and throwing them under the bus will cause her downfall.
Okay, but how the MCFUCK did they all lug it up 100 floors?
*squints*
Industry plants, man. They get all the strength.
Not including Villain X in this is a crime because he was there in the premiere. Instead he got shafted for the Striped Bandit, and that is 100% a sin.
Or, y'know, maybe they asked him and he said nah because he's retired. I don't know.
Guys. It's 3 in the morning. I have my window open. And you don't know HOW hard I am fighting to not scream-laugh at the fact that this woman is just a cape, arms, hands, and a head in these few frames. Where the fuck is the rest of her body?!
This honestly would be cool if we didn't have 3 minutes left in the entire episode. God damn it, make this a whole hour special!
Okay, yep, this confirms it. She outright killed agents and Odd Squad as an organization. "Destroy" is S&P-friendly talk for "kill", has been for 10 years.
Not the first villain with a kill count, but the villain with the highest kill count by far on account of just how many agents are operating in the world. Mind you, the approximate world population as of this month is 8.3 billion. Make your own predictions as to how many of those are Odd Squad agents and then tally the kill count accordingly.
So the moral here is don't fuck with nerds.
...Okay, I wrote like three paragraphs on how what Captain O is saying doesn't make sense, but then I realized it's not "Never. Let anyone write the ending to your story..." but "Never let anyone else write the ending to your story". God bless closed captions and God bless me checking so I didn't look like a complete ass blabbering on and on before someone corrected me after I posted the followup.
With that misunderstanding out of the way...this is a good message, but it both ties into this finale being THE finale and also seems reminiscent of the writing team for the season. Like...a potshot? A reference? I don't know, but I just think they're connected.
God, where was this energy the last finale? Everything here SCREAMS "epic" in a way "Three is the Oddest Number" and "Should Odd Acquaintance Be Forgot" didn't.
I see Olive is not the only one that can do incredibly skilled diving saves.
I never doubted for a second these four wouldn't turn to the side of good because they're nowhere near redemption and actively don't want redemption. Something something healthy balance.
Sorry, her two what? Her two- oh it's guards. Haha okay, for a second I thought she said "two guns" or "two goons" but no, it's "two guards". Carry on.
I don't know...I'd deal with them too. Since, y'know, they're smarter than Tallulah by a landslide and thus are much more capable of pulling off committing acts of oddness effectively.
Oh my God there are 30 seconds. Holy shit guys. This is either gonna be the most abrupt ending of all time or Mark's gonna fire another fucking cannonball and it's off to the casiiiiiiiiinoooooooo~
Is it weird I'm getting a tiny bit invested in this? Proof this show could really benefit from 22-minute episodes. It really is the best format. Work all those attention spans.
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Ah. Yes. I see Darth Vader is in town with a stomach problem.
If this isn't Breeze Dango I will fly myself off a fucking cliff. Granted, I have not seen her in the Henry Danger movie but this sounds so much like her I'd be dead-shocked if it isn't.
You know the franchise is ending when we've hit the "my grandparents lived through the Odd Squad era and have stories to pass on to their kids, and those kids to their kids" point of "Odd Squad exists".
I say I never want to have kids one time and it comes back to bite me in the ass. Thank you, Mark, but my decision still stands.
This too. Having a "Master of Ultimate Oddness" is such an "OUR FRANCHISE IS ENDING" red flag you might as well thrust it into my eyeballs. You can't come back from a Master of Ultimate Oddness. Fuck are you supposed to go from there?
*blink* 'Scuse me, this organization didn't even survive the times of the cavemen? Tim, you're so invested in time travel yet you didn't bother to work with Mark to name a year or two where this takes place. Hurry the fuck up.
I honestly can't tell whether to slap a sign on this girl that reads "VILLAIN" or "NOT VILLAIN".
Ah, I see Mark wanted to get one more ripped episode out of the way, and that episode just so happens to be "The Creature Whisperer". Probably not as many funny moments here, though, but Orwell is meant to have a similar personality to Otis (but doesn't, that's the catch) so it's a clear rip to me.
See? The Oddmiral's in Management. The Big O and Little O are both above her in the hierarchy, and thus they should be handling this matter whether onscreen or offscreen. This makes no goddamn sense AND DOES NOT COMPEL ME.
And the Oddmiral is small just like the Big O pre-Oprah was, so that's another point in the Episode Rip Jar. You tried a little harder to be slick this time, Mark, but you can't beat my autistic brain.
LMFAO NOT OZZIE USING AN OLD MAN CANE??????
Ohhhhhh shit, that got me. Fucking hell, Mark, take your stupid cookie.
It's not a Sinking Ship show if you don't throw in as many dinosaurs as you possibly can.
It's also a reminder that the Dino franchise will outlive the Odd Squad franchise by a landslide.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DO YOU GEDDIT. BCUZ FOOTBALL MEANS TWO DIFFERENT THINGS IN TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. ARE YOU LAFFING YET. START LAFFING. DO IT YOU MOTHERFUCKING COWARD.
I could tell just by the name that Ophelia was a former Odd Squad agent but this godly aiming of the weapon just proves it.
Look, it's not as enticing as the mystery of Star Detective Precure and Moria Luluka, but it's solid so far.
Yeah, Mark, I see that Sinking Ship logo up there. You definitely are not even trying to be slick with that.
But also, this continuity cavalcade would be more enticing if the episodes were actually good and made me give more than at least two iotas of a shit.
Honestly shocked it took us 8 minutes to get to Tallulah's part in all this and she's the Master of Ultimate Oddness isn't she. I'm so fucking stupid, guys, I was thinking of Darth Vader and then Sailor Moon when I saw this design hh-hh-hh-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnngh
Wait wait wait, hold on, the two Mr. O's? We only saw one. Is she referring to the Niagara Falls Mr. O we saw in Season 1? Who's the other Director?
You can make her the Master of Ultimate Oddness all you want. She still exists to shit on nerds no matter what you do to her.
Also, I will once again repeat my gripes about not consulting upper management. Was she able to stomp out Captain O to get the orb? Orwell? Okra? The rest of the Security team that should be guarding it? The Oddmiral?
Mm. Mmhmm. Yep, I see where this is going.
has the oddness-beating shoes
still finds it too dangerous to go out there
Either she knows the shoes are horseshit or she forgot she had them on this whole time.
Yeah, y'know, I was wondering when the industry plants would show up. Lo and behold.
But also, we just had to rip from "Odd Together Now" one more time, huh? We gonna get a 10-year montage at the end and a neat cast shot to wrap it u- OH MY GOD FUCK THAT ACTUALLY COULD HAPPEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I genuinely can't tell if they're flying horizontally through the air or vertically into the air and that is the most wonderful news for people taking a puff of weed while watching this.
*clapping rapidly like what seals do with their tummies* MOTHERFUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN. RUN, BITCHES!! RUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
*long sigh* Okay, all right, this may be a ripoff of when Oona baked a cake for Oprah and Otis to hide in but I'll admit that this is better than what was done there.
With this, we're shifting to Part 2 of the episode. I'll be putting a break on this followup when the 30-image limit is reached, so let's keep diving in.
And we start with a bit that genuinely got me to laugh. My God, Mark, where was this throughout the whole season? Were you just holding back or something?
This would be the equivalent of pointing to an insanely large bank on Wall Street and telling a robber, "I bet you can't get all the money in the vault of that bank right there." It's just stoking the flames and giving them a challenge.
Captain O I can buy because she got the Stupidity Lobotomy this season. Everyone else, not so much.
And this would be the equivalent of an entire police force drawing their guns and aiming them at three criminals. And I do mean an entire police force. These kids will shoot first and maybe ask questions later if the villains are in a reasonable state to do so.
It's...it's so beautiful, man...Mark, what the hell kickstarted in your brain to save all the goodness for the last episode? It's wrong, it's a sin, but...but it's like a light at the end of the tunnel...like waking up from a really good sleep...oh my God I'm gonna cry...
Okay, never mind. I kind of figured she'd do something like that. The downside of being in a PBS Kids TV-Y show is that these kids can't use their hands and feet and teeth to attack.
"Same goes for your badge phones and tube system, so there won't be any help coming."
Abandon all hope, ye who hoped any of the living legends would come back. I will respect your hope but also frown upon it for being unrealistic.
Honestly, if PBS Kids ever runs another best villain poll, this woman could beat Odd Todd and The Shadow singlehandedly for just how far she planned ahead. Gotta give props!
So...I guess "Cake Day 2" is named that because it's split into two parts? Kind of stupid but I'm relieved it isn't a case of lazy titling. It's just CBBC being CBBC. Chances are it'll just be called "Cake Day" when it airs in the US. Crisis averted, people! False alarm!
In this case, though, I'll be listing each followup as "Cake Day" followed by Parts 1 onwards, same as with "Should Odd Acquaintances Be Forgot".
Anyway, let's go below the break for Now You Know What the Afterparty Was Like.
I'm forgetting...is this O'Pomp or is this O'Circumstance? Or is this someone else enti- it's someone else entirely isn't it. Well fuck in hell.
And of fucking course it's written by Mark because if he's gonna shoo out Orli and Ozzie then by fucking God he will do it his way in the most respectful but also disrespectful way he possibly can.
I mean okay. The man had one win. I'm not counting on him for another.
I see this guy works for Reddit.
...
Maybe he's a Reddit moder- OKAY OKAY FINE I WILL STOP IT IS A FUCKING J O K E MAN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Does...anyone want to tell these guys that Orli being a Director is temporary? If this is supposed to be foreshadowing for the end of the season then this is a really shitty way of showing it.
Now, see, you know, when I moved away and went to a new middle school I got selfies taken with my classmates and posted on Facebook. That was special and permanent. I'm not coming back to that old school. I can't anymore because I'm a 27-year-old adult woman but also because it's being reno'd into something else now. May it rest in peace.
Oh, okay, so he did tell them. Good. I was afraid he'd forget about time for a second there.
*deep inhale and then exhale* Whoooooooooo okay. Sit down, I need to discuss Orli's attire here and I am going to discuss it at length because this is an issue that has persisted since the first season.
Let's start with a reminder that Director uniforms are not gender-neutral. They are different for boys as well as girls in many aspects. When a boy gets promoted to Management, he gets an outfit like what Orli is wearing here -- a tie and pants as well as a purple collared shirt with the collars folded outwards. Girls get the same jacket but a purple shirt with a low collar, a two-rowed purple-beaded necklace, and a knee-length skirt. This is because the suits are meant to fall into gender norms -- girls wear skirts and boys don't, boys wear ties and girls don't, etcetera.
In "The Potato Ultimato", Oren's fantasy of being a Director has him in female attire. This is probably just because they didn't care; it's a fantasy that will never happen, not the real thing, and if it did happen Oren probably wouldn't want a skirt.
In "O is Not For Over", Olive specifically asks if she can switch to pants instead of a skirt. This is due to the fact that she is a tomboy who does not like wearing traditionally feminine clothing. In my eyes, this is an example of a good change, because having the employee being promoted ask for an outfit change onscreen is a good indicator of character preferences as well as personality.
Fast forward to OSUK and Captain O. Her Director attire is very mix-and-match -- "A Dicey Situation" showed her in pants, but sometime offscreen she switched to a skirt, and she also has a white undershirt with a purple tie instead of a purple undershirt. I honestly have no idea why this uniform was chosen for her, but the only reasons I can think of are either pushing past gender norms or "we don't give a shit, sew whatever and we'll pick it up in 30". I'm fine with mixing-and-matching, but...at least give us something onscreen that tells us why she got this uniform. Like with Olive, it would be a big boost to her character and would also keep things in line with the more linear male and female Director outfits we got in Season 3.
Now, we have Orli in boys attire entirely for absolutely no reason beyond "we don't give a shit, sew whatever and we'll pick it up in 30". Or, y'know, the pennies this season was made on, but you can't tell me they don't have the jacket, shirt, and necklaces left over and could just reuse them again for Asha. Or for Shelley, for that matter.
...Yes, I did just go on a spiel about clothing. Yes, I could explain more. But it's been nagging at me for two years and I just got off work and my soul hurts. Give me some leniency and let's move on.
Opie has lost the ancient texts.
And by that I mean her Fallout throw pillow.
Christ sakes, Opie, you haven't learned from the last time you had to have a cake delivered?
I'm sorry, but this just doesn't have the same impact for me as OINFO did. It doesn't. It's sad, but it's not tear-inducing. Makes me go "aww", but doesn't make me do a death wail.
Five times. She's used the intercom five times over the course of the spinoff.
Still a sin.
See, and Ozzie is dressed in the boys Director attire too. And don't you tell me Captain O only has a Mr.-O-inator on hand because she absolutely has a Ms.-O-inator on hand as well. To me, it's both "we don't care" and "the budget ran dry" and I fucking hate it man. Just make a gender-neutral Management uniform and be fucking done with it.
I will once again reiterate that this is Olive and Otto's handshake and these two using it should be a crime punishable by death. These two do not nearly have the honor, respect, and accolades Olive and Otto do and to be really fucking honest...they also don't have the chemistry.
Stop trying to boost their chemistry, Mark. You are failing. Horribly.
ADDING MORE TO IT DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE IT UNIQUE, MARK. BE ORIGINAL.
"how many handshakes can you-" let me stop you right there. invent other friend greetings besides secret handshakes. problem solved. see you on tuesday.
Excu...what? I'm sorry, you let them say their hellos and then you drop a "you're fired" on them? That's not awkward, that's downright cruel!
Mind you, we have never seen her contemplate onscreen what she saw until now. Sure, Ozzie's promotion had a smooth lead-in, but what we got from this aspect was Captain O and Onom interacting with someone from the future and then absolutely not thinking about it, not even a mention. There is a reason why these kinds of episodes usually have an episode after it where the characters think about what they experienced and what they plan to do about it. This is just the Terrible Three all the fuck over again, meaning none of these writers, including Mark, have learned their lesson from how badly they fucked up there.
And if you think Captain O needed over 20 episodes to sit on it...no. No she doesn't. The solution is simple and given how much Omni and Osric are taking over the show firing Orli and Ozzie means that nothing of value will be lost.
On the other side of things...it does show the writers' willingness to kick Orli and Ozzie off the cast as characters.
I can understand why they can't have Millie Davis appear as the Big O, whether it's the real deal or they use AI to replicate her likeness (and I will never condone the latter)...but there is absolutely nothing wrong with mentioning the name of the character and what she did. Same goes for the Little O despite Shazdeh Kapadia being too old to reprise the role.
My point is, where does the Oddmiral sit in the hierarchy? No way they're a part of the Big Office department and if they're in a Management position they shouldn't have the power to -- and I'm going to make an ass out of me and not you here -- drag fired employees out of Headquarters when they can just walk out on their own. Especially not Orli and Ozzie, who aren't being too oppositional here and would probably walk out on their own because, y'know, they respect Captain O. I've asked this question since the first season but I'm asking it again and God damn it I want an answer.
In other news can we stop with the "agents getting fired" schtick? It's getting stale. Can we have an agent who is forced to quit on their own accord for outside reasons? Can we have an agent who mysteriously disappears because they were kidnapped by the big bad? It's just...guys, please. It was fun for like three seasons and now I'm tired. Move on.
Somewhere Steve Harvey is screaming "KILL" at the top of his lungs and the answer is, in fact, up there as "KILL THE CLONES".
"If Orli and I are doing this together, as partners, can't we do it in our old uniforms?"
...Implying co-Directors can't be partners and work together? Did this just fucking disprove something I've been thinking was true since 2016? Like, Olive and Otto are co-Directors but they can still be partners, right? Now co-Directors can't be partners?
It's a dumbass question, is what I'm saying. They're just gonna be Directors by the end anyway, even though they're not co-Directors. What is the point?
Year 10 of never getting a name for this gadget that's been in use since the Season 2 finale.
Hmm...60 minutes? It's almost like this finale is an hou- WAIT A SECOND NO IT'S NOT!!!
You can tell the OG staff were all whooping excitedly over this part like the world's loudest Black Friday shopper storm.
Yes, including Tim, who sat back with a coffee and gave a thumbs-up of approval afterwards.
it's way into the future
the items look straight out of the 80s
walls are made of brick
Something tells me these elder millennials and boomers don't know a whole lot about modern-day soci-
I fucking take that back because what the hell is this? It was funny in "Total Zeroes" because it was a haha gag but here it's just...wrong.
On the plus side, the Earth hasn't died as a planet yet, so...good things, I guess.
"But if you're looking to avoid oddness, our shoes can help."
Also known as the Phyllis Cloverleaf approach to marketing and selling products.
They didn't want to step on any toes in regards to future technology and have their episode age poorly so they focused on one innocent aspect: shoes.
I almost have to respect it.
Oh my fucking God it turned into a Famous Footwear. We got *wheeze* a fucKING FAMOUS FOOTWEAR- *long wheeze* FUCKING SHIT I CAN'T I'M SOBBING
Heh...ehe...well. How the Earth is still standing astounds me. You're tellin' me the environment, the layers of the planet, the living things on it aren't all dead yet?
Part of me wants to assume that's a scrapped Endlings character but in reality it's just a shriveled flying Gollum who sees Orli and Ozzie as his preciouses.
...Wait, shit, I've seen it before...isn't that a Sandbeast or am I wrong?
Seren's Studies: OSUK S2 -- "I Love It When a Plan Barely Comes Together" Episode Followup, Part 2
For a villain focus episode, I won't lie, it's on par with "VIllain Networking" as being tolerable. Not amazingtastic, not *retching*, just tolerable. Whether that will change depends on how the rest of the finale goes.
Below the break.
Free ASMR. Thank me later.
Now what in the Project Diva MV for "Teo" is this shit? At least it's a tiny display in the park, but still...it's screaming into my eyes, guys. I don't like it.
Tallulah, for fuck's sake, that's not his name. "Mr. O" is a title and the day the OG staff learn the difference between a title and a name is the day I'll go bungee-jumping off a bridge for the first time.
For the record, his name would be whatever his birth name is, whether it starts with an O or it doesn't. I don't care if she's half-assing this, I didn't succeed in English just to witness a PBS Kids show make English errors.
For about half a second I felt the hairs raise along my neck before I realized that Orli is not even in France. France and England are two different countries. We confirmed this in "Train of Fools", Mark, now stick with it.
"Unfortunately I only vacation in countries that start with an A."
Oh, Mark. Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark. Sweet summer child. Do you know how badly this line ages by the day? I don't even need to explain how. To anyone. Use your brain. Figure it out. I am not discussing it at length here.
I see someone watched "O is Not For Over" and decided "eh, what's another rip in the bag?"
Yeah, okay, Niagara Falls got a new Mr. O. That's my story and I am sticking to it.
Angola, Austria, and Antiga
not America
I will very happily rest my case. Thank you, Mark.
This is what happens when you go down Wikipedia rabbit holes. They're not always a bad thing.
...Well, unless you end up on a cursed article. Then it's bad.
"But I gotta say, I've been getting offers for trips all day..."
There is no way someone smart wouldn't recognize Tallulah across all her disguises, so either he has face blindness or he's just really really stupid in everything but attacking.
Oh. Yes. I'm sorry. We're shitting on poor nerds. Poor nerds with no money management who ask "what's a credit card?"
Does...does Captain O know what a promotion is? To Management? It's a permanent thing. It can be temporary, but a majority of the time being promoted to Director is a permanent thing. Niagara Falls Mr. O isn't quitting; he's going on vacation. What Orli is doing is filling in for him. That's not the same thing as a promotion.
This is what happens when Directors don't receive proper training. It's also what happens when a writer has a brain fart and can't remember work terminology.
One of the things that has always bugged me about this franchise is that upper management is never considered in big bad villains' plans. For example, Ohlm wanted to destroy Odd Squad but forgot about the Big O, as did Odd Todd who neglected to consider that Oprah and the Big O were both higher in rank than Olive was. Here, Tallulah gets Ozzie and Orli out of the picture, but neglects to factor in Captain O, the Big O, or the Little O.
Really, what I'm asking for in a season is a villain that considers all of the factors in what they want to do and plans around them. And that is in a hypothetical SCENARIO WHERE I W A N T ANOTHER SEASON THANK YOU.
And your credits for this episode. I thought Matteo was spelled with one T and not two, but how wrong I was. And yes, Niagara Falls Mr. O did get a new actor. Still a replacement position-wise to me.
And that's it. This was, to my surprise, a nice solid villain-focused episode. Probably the best episode in the entire season, which is saying a hell of a lot. I want to know where Tallulah got the henchmen, and of course, I'm not keen on her being used to send a "nerds bad" message, but I'm a tad bit curious. Just a tad. Mark better keep this streak goin' if he's writing the last two episodes too.
Speaking of, next up will be the second part of our three-parter, "Cake Day". If there isn't one Reddit reference in there I...won't be surprised. INB4 someone on staff asks "what's a Reddit?"
Seren's Studies: OSUK S2 -- "I Love It When a Plan Barely Comes Together" Episode Followup, Part 1
So this is the finale...and what have you done...another season over...a new month's just begun and I can feel my brain being fried by watching this season. It's been taken over so much by Omni and Osric that it's hard to see what resolution is coming for Orli and Ozzie besides "we gotta get rid of them and fast and we can do that via promotion". Like honestly, there's "shoo out the actors, they're too old" and "shoo out the actors, they're too old, we got industry plants here and they're so much better". Whether Asha and Alexander are leaving willingly or not, it's cruel any way you slice it.
Mm...so, without further ado, let's jump right into Titles That Could Be Frasier Scene Title Cards.
And of fucking course Mark wrote this, because he will make sure Orli and Ozzie are sent off with the utmost love and care to make room for "will sell liver to network CEO for spinoff" Omni and Osric.
And because he writes most finales, but still. Point stands. There is something sinister under this innocence and by fucking God if I won't sniff it out like McGruff sniffs out crime.
I'm sorry, but what spot in London is that to the left of Orli's picture? Niagara Falls and the Canada calendar makes sense but I almost thought that was a place in America for a second.
(Editor's note: I'm fucking stupid as hell. It's the London Bridge. Give my brain some Gas-X, it keeps farting.)
I see Tallulah did the same "pick them off the street" method as the staff did for writers for this entire season. These are just two tourists.
...No, I'm sorry, scratch that, she has henchmen? After how hard Brutus got tossed into the trash I don't trust this franchise with henchmen with a ten-foot pole. I remember seeing Brutus and getting excited that henchmen existed. Now I can't bring myself to care. Justice for Brutus.
Just as a reminder that this character exists to shit on nerds. She has nerd glasses, she has a nasally voice, and she's addicted to technology much like the stereotypical nerd. Keep that in your brain as you watch this.
And if you don't believe me...if "Old Squad" was so bold as to shit on adult fans, exactly what makes you think they won't go after nerds, both child and adult? Tallulah's one "I still watch cartoons" away from really hitting the audience in the gut.
Is...is that the same actor? I can't say for sure but it looks like a different actor than what we saw in Season 1.
I mean either that or someone brought their kid, dressed them up in Management attire, snapped a photo, and sent the kid home with about $10.
Okay, this plan makes no sense. Yes, Orli does have the experience to run the Niagara Falls precinct for obvious reasons, but so does anyone else in Odd Squad. They don't do anything. They barely solve any cases. An agent-in-training could run it. The plan would be good if it were a more heavily-staffed precinct, but...it's not. What's stopping Niagara Falls Mr. O from getting someone from another such precinct to run it?
Ohhhhhhh, so this confirms why Orli was placed with Orly. I mean it's stupid but it still kind of sort of makes sense from a certain perspective.
I will admit, I do like how these henchmen fall into the trope of "big henchman" and "skinny henchman". LIke what you see in cartoons except this is a hybrid show.
Oh this has me ROLLING. No fucking way Tallulah and her henchmen have to use the storage room of a restaurant as a secret lair. I legit thought they had their own lair for a second so this is a great bait-and-switch.
(Actually...Tallulah did have her own lair, didn't she? Fuck happened to that?)
The only people who reasonably don't look like villains are Harry and Larry. Tallulah, on the other hand...well, she doesn't stick out like most other villains but she is a nerd and those are baaaaaaaaaaaad apparently.
Can't be a very big street if they're buying pizza for everyone on it. And if it is, Tallulah better plan out how she's gonna go about this without spending coin.
...Okay, I'm way too fucking stupid for my own good because for a second I thought I was looking at the Space Needle. Niagara Falls isn't near Seattle oh my Goooooooooooood.
Okay, I changed my mind. These two henchmen are just Of Mice and Men but in real life. Tallulah is...uh...well I don't know what she is, the point is that I'm watching another Of Mice and Men adaptation and I'm not sure if I'm liking it.
Wait! I got it! Edna Mode! She's Edna Mode! Ha, I'm so good.
The fact that she has a Holographic-Costume-inator -- where the name itself sounds like a gadget Odd Squad would have in its arsenal -- makes me think she's some kind of a former agent. I mean they wouldn't make a villain who just hates Odd Squad because they can and not because it's a personal matter, right? Lmao that's just stupid.
...
R-right? Guys, they're...they won't do that...I'm...ohhhhhhhh nooooooooo...
Close enough. Hello there, Pre-Kit Gloss. Hello, Mark who somehow got wind of Star Detective Precure mid-production and got inspired.
Yeah, that is 100% a different actor. I don't know what happened to the old one but I'm torn on treating this guy as an impostor or treating this guy as someone who replaced the old Niagara Falls Mr. O in terms of position.
"Tropical fruit smoothie" and it looks like an ugly slime color.
Or is...is that the cup? Yeah, that's the cup.
Methinks they might have left in the sounds of the fire truck sirens in the episode and didn't bother to edit them out. Or just, y'know...wait until the firefighters left the scene or the truck passed on by.
To be fair, though, they add some ambience to what's happening here, even if there is no fire.
Actually kind of refreshing to see the henchmen smarter than the main villain in this season. Wasn't the case with Brutus before.
If she wanted bonus points she could design the gadget as a walkie-talkie type thi- *frying pan clang* GOD STOP THAT IT HURTS!!!! JESUS FUCK-
Okay, but if Mr. O never specified what spot and what sport...how and why does the gadget come up with these options?
I can smell the "Odd Squad in the Shadows" rip from where I am motherfucking sitting, Mark.
Man, Mark must really love that Pre-Kit Gloss, huh?
Aaaaaaaaand there's the nerd plaid. Yep, we've hit the Shitting on Nerds Somethingfecta.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRO DIDN'T EVEN TRY. HE GAVE ONE SMALL SWING AND GAVE THE FUCK UP??????? ARE WE SERIOUS.
My God, this guy would LARP the shit out of golf.
Fun fact: several years ago when I was watching the Masters I saw this woman use this funny-looking tool to help a player win. I don't remember the player but I do remember the woman looked like this...
So apparently Mark is a golf fan because San Diego does in fact have golf tournaments.
We may disagree on a writing front, but I can respect a golf fan.
So the gadget does add the sports aaaaaaaaand that's part of the problem.
Seren's Studies: OSUK S2 -- "Oddumentary" Episode Followup, Part 2
Thank you for enjoying our commercial break. Now back to The Office: Odd Squad Edition on BBC, below the page break.
Perhaps the biggest blow to an agent's ego is when they fuck up and the client asks if there's another agent available.
In this case, I'm getting a big stupid smile on my face.
This feels...I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing...this is just destroying any and all Dalila Bela had for comparing Odd Squad to the CIA.
They're cops. It's a police force. I've known it for 10+ years. He DROPS THE FUCKING "WE GOT A RUNNER" LINE. YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS.
He's filming a documentary about his 5k run...a villain we have never seen before...
Yeah, so to all the people who say Netflix documentaries are bad, do I got somethin' to sell ya.
...Okay, I meant the SpongeBob thing as a half-joke but once again I scream into the void and it answers me.
Omar, you're not supposed to cut to the film crew during a The Office reference. 'S not how that fucking works.
I just...I don't feel anything. Anything I felt was destroyed after he outright said his mistakes were all recorded. Buddo, I got a bridge to sell you and it ain't pretty.
Okra tensing up on camera like the icon she is.
...Oh my God, it's boiling down to sports rivalry. Are we being the fuck for real. God, where was this 10 years ago? Can someone write this but with Olive and Otto? Just...just because someone else can do it better than I can.
But no, really. An episode like this but with Olive and Otto would have made my entire day. Hell, it could have been the plot of "Bad Luck Bears" at one point in time!
...Okay, no. I can't buy this. I cannot buy that Florie is a fucking football fan. I can't. What are we even doing? We can't get Quarterback Quinn to do- ah FUCK, wrong sport.
Nope. Don't care how much she explains it. I can't pin her as a football fan. I can't. It's impossible. It's so stupid to me.
Yeah, I'm not feeling sympathy for Osric here, but...what filter was slapped on here? Why do these frames look like this?
...
Okay, I know why. It's because the production was half-baked the same as everything else about the season. Still looks fugly as sin.
Orpita's thrown-in ending in "Welcome to Odd Squad" held more goddamn weight there than Omni's speech does here. This really is just a poor man's "Welcome to Odd Squad" and as much as that episode sucks ass (I mean, it's a fucking clip show episode) I'd sooner just go rewatch that.
Omni's reaction here is goddamn hilarious, though. Like one lung exhale away from getting people to think she's about to get murdered.
And just like that, we got our nugget of gold.
See, case in point. The episode should have ended with Osric dragging Omni away. We don't need this scene of them sitting in the stadium but there's like 20 seconds left and we need filler damn it.
Watch PBS, Sinking Ship, and BBC Studios Kids and Family race to get the funds to make an Odd Squad spinoff titled The Life of Osric. You goddamn know it would happen for how much they're pushing Osric in this spinoff. Mimi is 11. Dalton is younger. The winner is clear.
We didn't really need an iris out, guys. My God, this is just "here's a transition in iMovie, now throw it in" levels of ending an episode.
And your credits for this episode. I really don't like how they give characters names in the credits that are never spoken in the episode proper. Whatever happened to "Man/Woman with Odd Problem"?
And that's it. This was...a very underwhelming episode, which I very much expected. The Office US held my attention a lot more than whatever this was and, to a lot of people, is a lot more amusing to boot. I'm willing to bet The Office UK is just as good, which confuses me even more. If they really were trying to emulate The Office, they did a piss-poor job of it. Never mind the fact that this is just "Welcome to Odd Squad" but somehow made worse despite that episode being a clip show. I didn't think that episode could get any worse and yet here we are. If you want something better...just go watch The Office. Go watch any mockumentary. You will have a much better time.
With that, we have hit the finale, and what may be the last one of the franchise (yeah yeah I keep saying that but I want to mean it this time). I'll be seeing the first part, "I Love It When a Plan Barely Comes Together", first. And I will apologize in advance for the absolutely insufferable miserable bitch I will become when shredding this finale top to bottom. If it somehow tops the rollercoaster I was on watching "Odd Together Now" I will be beside myself.
Thanks for reading. Seren out.
NOTICE: For the best experience, please play this from 0:27 onwards.
Seren's Studies: OSUK S2 -- "Oddumentary" Episode Followup, Part 1
NOTICE: For the best experience, please listen to this before reading this followup. Stop at 0:27.
Well...this is it. The last episode before the three-part finale. It took us 10 years to reach this point but apparently The Office is not a thing up in Canada (and I mean both versions) so we got it in the slop spinoff instead. I'll warn you now that my knowledge of the US version of The Office is limited and my knowledge of the UK one is nonexistent, so I will get things wrong and may make references to Gru in Despicable Me or something. I literally only know The Office US from memes and like three episodes I watched whereupon I determined that it probably wasn't for me. Listen, I cannot binge shows. My brain does not allow me to binge shows and thus I could not binge The Office US or UK in the span of two days Lord forgive me.
Anyway. Below the break for Mommy, Where's Steve Carell?
Man, it feels like so long since Omar's written an episode. He really got the short end of the stick for this season. Probably due to the sleeping schtick he put in.
Which means...aha...ha...either we're gonna see a cameraman fall or we're gonna see Osric fall. Asleep. On the ground.
*loud groan, followed by 9,259 groans from me played at once*
Literal-mindedness in this franchise is something I usually don't mind. Use it as a piece of social commentary, though, and it immediately becomes unfunny as shit.
...Okay, I just got to the part where Osric says "screens can be addictive" and for fuck's sake this kid could work at PBS Kids itself if doing so wouldn't violate America's (and Virginia's) child labor laws.
The fact that radio contests were mentioned tells me even more about the general age range of the entire staff. I mean they're still a thing...it's just that no one listens to the radio anymore. Unless Spotify is running contests or something but *snrk* you'd get these guys asking what a Spotify is.
I rest my case because what in the actual late 20th century is this radio. This looks more ancient than the GE alarm clock/radio I had as a kid two decades ago!
Hey Google when is the World Cu-
Oh okay cool thank you Google. Because the Ronaldo reference in Season 1 was not enough and you can't just edit out the industry plant repping one of the most popular sports in the UK.
If this episode airs in between those dates by some miracle I'm gonna weep until I sleep.
I'm...I'm sorry, Oddhem Athletic? United? What the fuck is even going on and what does this even remotely have to do with The Office?
...Wait, I'm reading the captions. It's Oddham United. Cursory search tells me it's referencing West Ham United, which is a soccer/football club that has played in the Premier League. Oddham Athletic, meanwhile, seems to be referencing Oldham Athletic, which is a pro soccer/football club based out of Oldham in Manchester.
Seriously, I thought this season was supposed to make sense to dumb lil' Americans like myself. I know nothing about soccer. I don't know who the local teams are. And for God sakes, is this not meant to be a mockumentary? Omar, we got 11 minutes, step it up!
Ohhhhhh okay, so she's not playing on the team, she's just a supporter. Can't have an Odd Squad season without some stereotype-flipping and what I'm being told is that yes, it is okay for girls and women to like sports and to go crazy about them like men do. Just...y'know...don't ruin a TV that's a good few hundred bucks.
I mean...okay, Omar, but I learned that forever and a half ago when I was hunkered in the third bedroom of my house watching golf on Saturday afternoons because there was nothing on. Didn't get as invested as Omni is, but I did buy a custom-fitted putter, so...yeah.
We are two fucking minutes i- Omar, my guy, did you do the fucking research? Did you? What is this? I don't want to hear this girl yap about football, I want to see some Office references!
Osric is not one I would pin as being a football fan, so...why does he have all this stuff? For emergencies? Or is he a secret fan in the privacy of his own home or something?
"Maybe I won't have a case today."
Okay, putting aside that Captain O is using her intercom for the fourth time this spinoff...Osric, don't tempt fate like that. You never tempt fate.
You laugh at Omni not knowing all four cardinal directions but I am a realist and that means I get to look upon this with depression as I realize Omni's generation would not, in fact, know what a cardinal direction is.
There's a magical device we call a "compass", Omni. Learn how to use one. For your own sake.
3. Fucking minutes. To get to the actual mockumentary part. Jesus Christ, if you had trimmed the cold open or at least made that part of the mockumentary it would have been so much better.
Reminder that two seasons ago we had a character in the Audio/Visual department who I firmly believe -- and this is my own crackpot theory -- is the personification of pandemic fatigue.
I'm just pointing this out because we won't get a character like that here.
We will, however, get a rip of "Welcome to Odd Squad" but referencing something that really should have been referenced forever and a half ago.
Also, Orpita being the narrator for her ad made more sense than Captain O picking Osric, a new agent, for her ad. Orpita was still fairly new to being Big-O-in-job-only but she was a solid choice for obvious reasons. Osric is like if you hired a guy and then threw him into a chair after a week to talk about his experience at work and why other people should apply for a job there. You gonna trust the guy that's been here a week or are you gonna trust someone who's been with the place of employment longer and has experience, boss or otherwise?
Yeah yeah yeah, I know they picked Osric because he's an industry plant, but that doesn't justify this.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY IN SHIT-LADEN H E L L THEY HAVE THE INTERVIEW PORTIONS TOO. HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMAR. YOU DID SOME RESEARCH DIDN'T YA BUD.
Ohh...shit, I thought they were going to ixnay the interview portions entirely even though this is just one big The Office UK reference. I was wrong. I will take my L.
Oprah really should consider the idea of trademarking her catchphrases. There's using them, and then there's claiming they're your own. Three or otherwise.
...Wait, does she know she's in a TV show? Does she know why she only has three catchphrases?
*X-Files music plays*
"I chose you as an example of a new recruit who's been knocking it out of the park!"
And because he's PBS Kids's mouthpiece but shhhhhhhhh we don't talk about that.
I just watch this, think of Olive, and think of how everyone on staff is smearing her legacy.
I won't lie, that is a crazy-looking forcefield. And I mean that in a good way. I like the design.
Being on Villain News was not enough for "I wanna be a staaaaaaaah" Captain O.
"Data is my specialty."
You know what also relies on and uses data as a measuring tool?
*sips Pepsi*
TV ratings.
Okay, I exercised leniency with Threesie Louisie but Threesie Makeesi is going way too far.
If you think that boom mic is the fault of the film crew for the mockumentary, you're wrong.
If you think that boom mic is the fault of the film crew for this very episode, you would absolutely be correct.
Anywhere else, this would be an amusing oopsie. Here, it's just indicative of the quality of the season, up to and including how fast they had to film this.
"Can't people wear black-hooded cloaks these days?"
Well, you could probably say it's a really long poncho, hon.
I'm just wondering how they found the time to pull aside Omni with her going around town screaming about her favorite football team while hoping to meet her favorite football team.
I see Captain O has been watching SpongeBob in her spare time and has deemed her favorite character Mr. Krabs.
Captain O seeking a new catchphrase is almost as useless as Oscar seeking a new catchphrase in "Jinx". And I say "almost" because maybe she wants one that doesn't pin her as Ms. Exposition, but Oscar wins by virtue of him being more goofy and klutzy going about it.
Bro has such an unhealthy obsession with data it'd be teetering on special interest if he were actually autistic.
...
He's not, guys. If you think he's autistic, fine. To me, he's a neurotypical industry plant who's one step away from being a remote employee at PBS Kids.
Seren's Studies: OSUK S2 -- "Stop and Smell the Roses" Episode Followup, Part 2
If they wanted to make this episode really accurate they could show us Monsieur Rapide's nervous system. Just...just scare 'em straight, y'know?
Below the break.
Mark, speaking from experience, some people don't have a choice to slow down. There is a reason I started getting gray hairs in my early 20s.
Seeing these two make up is sweet, but Sarla is supposed to be the more stupid one of the duo, so I can see why she always gets blamed. Not really an excuse, but I felt a need to point it out.
What is Mark's beef with Sarla's powers? She's one of the most OP villains of the entire fucking show and he's somehow regretting that why??? Jesus fuck, Mark, Sarla existing is a sign of good creativity and we need more villains like her!
The concept of the secret handshake in the franchise is dead. The world you live in no longer exists.
A message from Mark.
I don't care if this message is meant to be innocent. It's hinting at society and I don't fucking like it because of circumstances that are out of my control.
...Talk to my doctor two decades ago.
And your credits for this episode. Nothing really of note here, again, but it's nice they got the actors for Rapide and Sarla back.
And that's it. This was really nothing special; Rapide and Sarla weren't utterly butchered as characters but besides that there was nothing that held my interest. It's an episode that Mark is using as a mouthpiece to scream at society and tell people to slow the hell down. We know that, bud. The problem is that the message may be lost on some. The "total gas" thing was funny, though.
Next time I'll be taking on the final pre-finale episode, "Oddumentary", meant to capitalize on the success of the UK and US versions of The Office far after they became popular but not so far after that another country's version came out. And I may not have watched many episodes of America's The Office but something tells me this episode will paie in comparison to the impact that version left.
Seren's Studies: OSUK S2 -- "Stop and Smell the Roses" Episode Followup, Part 1
We've finally hit the last episode in our second batch, and coincidentally, it's also the semifinal episode before the three-part finale. After this it's just The Office UK: Odd Squad UK Edition.
So anyway, I got off watching Star Detective Precure for the week so to qualm my impatience about waiting a week to see what's in a plot-relevant letter I'm going to watch slop. Maybe not as much slop here, but honestly -- they butchered a majority of past villains this season and I don't trust them to not butcher Monsieur Rapide and Single-Serving Sarla.
Can we make them rap again though? Just...just curious.
Below the break for They're Telling You to Touch Grass, Jim.
Okay, either Mark got mad he wasn't able to write more episodes in Season 1 and he's making up for lost time or he really wants to make sure Rapide and Sarla aren't shredded to hell and back by another writer on the team. It's one of the two. No gray area.
Although Tim and Adam not writing episodes means they probably aren't involved in the franchise anymore from a writing aspect, and that's the saddest thing about this.
...Okay. I take that back. He's on board with the industry plant agents. Dead seriously, he wants Orli and Ozzie gone and the only thing stopping him from just killing them off in an episode is PBS Kids S&P.
"Do you know who this is?"
"IT'S SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!"
"*sigh* It's Monsieur Rapide-"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
This feels like someone played Sonic Riders, noticed Sonic had goggles on, saw they didn't do much, and decided to incorporate it into the show.
And yes, this will be the last Sonic joke I make. Two decades ago I had the Sonic autism and that part of me just never died.
LMAOOOOO NOT CAPTAIN O DEADPANNING WITH THE FACT HE LIVES TWO STREETS AWAY. God, Shelley, please come back for Season 3/Season 6. I'm begging.
"Kind of a weird power, if I'm being honest."
Osric, Sarla is OP. Maybe your industry plant mind can't understand that because to the execs and the show staff, you are OP.
The difference is that Sarla is legit because she can conjure literally anything she wants to with the caveat she can only do it once.
"Also known as the person you always blame when our plans to cause oddness fail."
Well, I'm glad someone sticks with continuity in this damn season. See what happens when you actually watch the show? The hell do you think I can't write good MLP fanfic? Because I need to rewatch the show. In full. The whole Gen 4.
Monsieur Rapide: faster than email?
Oh good, we're sticking with the continuity of Opie being a part of the Mail department. Doesn't justify her switch to the Department of Help, though.
No, no, I get it. My feet feel sad when I walk, too.
But it could be worse. He could be talking to them. And talking to his shoes.
Yeah, remember when Olive and Otto were having a conversation about walking and the former advised the latter to get some exercise by walking and to use walking sticks?
Mm, well, this is similar, but falls flat because Osric is just an industry plant.
Oh man, if Omni had said yes I'd be seething right now. Because I don't know, I subscribe to the theory that agents' badges give them access to the tubes.
"Are we there yet?"
"We haven't even left yet."
Huh. Didn't realize Are We There Yet was getting remade as a TV episode. Kind of weird but okay.
320 kebabs when she could really just conjure up 320 kebabs of her own. Can't say she doesn't buy local.
I'm sorry, but the gag of someone interrupting Osric's incoming-call catchphrase will never not be funny. Bro answers the phone like he's a goddamn telemarketer and people don't want to deal with goddamn telemarketers.
50/50 chance she's trying to drag out a corpse that got killed by severe head injury.
I'm...I'm sorry, is this implying you can open up a smartwatch with a fucking book and it will show you the book on the smartwatch? Motherfuckers reinvented the e-book? My God, years of thinking "well maybe I should buy a Kindle" and then going "naaaaaah" have led up to this and I want to hate it but I can't BRING myself to hate it.
If I really wanted to, I could take this at face value as a metaphor for kids enjoying things really quickly and needing to slow down every once in a while.
Of course, the metaphor is DOA because this spinoff was made for those with attention spans the size of doorstoppers. I shit you not, compare Season 1 with this spinoff in terms of pacing and see which one does it better.
Omni, I hope the title gets dropped right square on your goddamn head. Especially since you don't even bother to explain the phrase for the kids that, you know, have tiny brains.
Son of a bitch me thought the phrase was going to be taken literally but nooooooooo I can't have good things because I deserve fucking nothing for what weights I've lifted with this franchise for 10 years. Can I just get 11 minutes of agents sniffing roses and getting pricked with thorns? Can I? Please?
As much as this episode is sluggish and repetitive like all the rest of 'em in this spinoff, this gag is still funny.
If the boxes are being treated as some kind of water equivalent and thus they can all drown, then I'm not sure Captain O has that much to worry about. Water is not the only deadly substance in the Oddverse.
Was about to shit on Rapide for this but realized that he can just go to the beach to see the sunset in the warmer months and go to the library to read them in the colder months. Balances out.
I'm sorry, did she just say "total gas"? As slang? Mark pulled a "how do you do fellow kids" on us by including Gen Z slang? My guy, sometimes being chronline can be a good thing if you take the time to touch grass too. When you've been on Twitter as long as I have you can get somewhat of a good idea what all the latest memes and slang are and how they change. "Gas" is something I can't even remember as being slang but apparently it is nowadays (as opposed to back in...the 70s? 80s?) and also it is apparently slang to describe good weed which is already egregious for a show where more than one person has said they watched it while high.
I just...guys, I can't. This might be Mark's greatest contribution to this entire spinoff. If you have heard the word "gas" be dropped as slang in real life please tell me because now I'm curious.
Mind you, the actual definition for the phrase "total gas" means that something is excellent. Omni's not using it correctly here because she's using it in a negative context, and that tells me all I need to know about how out-of-touch Mark is with the kids.
For being in the title of the episode, there sure is a surprising lack of Onom actually appearing. Though the title kind of checks out. (Robbed of a reference to Oddmented Reality though. I think even the OG staff forgot that exists.)
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I'd ask if this guy is in charge of all five parks but given how they all seem to be in close proximity with each other it checks out.
Perhaps the most sinful part of this is the fact that Captain O should probably be on equal footing with this creature, if not surpass it strength-wise. I guess the Oddmiral's training doesn't involve boosting physical strength, which is dumb considering physical strength is needed for journeys at sea.
I was so close to commenting on why Opie brought pieces of carpet and then I saw Captain O's expression and I fucking can't guys. Long live Shelley. All hail Shelley.
A Creature Care agent would be able to solve- oh son of a bitch they picked Onom because he looks like Ocean's relative didn't they. You can't fuckin' tell me they don't look to be at least somewhat related. Good God. Just get Creature Care back in here! My God, IMDB pins Joel as part of a script and continuity department but not even he can get shit straight!
"I think it wants me to go with it."
And absolutely nothing of value will have been lost...for everyone but network execs and prodco employees, who will have to go to the gyms nearby to blow off some steam after work.
Sadly, though, the value will remain.
I didn't want to end with musical theater and yet because I'm just trapped in hell until the season is over this is what I have to be tortured with.
And your credits for this episode. Nothing spectacular here either, unfortunately.
And that's it. This was also a pretty weak episode, mainly because it was just a mishmosh of a handful of other episodes strung together to try and make a story. It could have done something interesting with Onom, maybe something like Ozzie in "Odd Jubilee" where we get to see what he does outside of work, but nope, pure missed opportunity and that's a damn pity. The episode that's meant to be about finding Onom instead barely seems to focus on him, which...I mean I can't even say "what?" because that has an answer and it's "no one cared enough to try".
Oy...well, next time I'll be taking on "Stop and Smell the Roses", the last episode in this batch before the rest of the episodes drop. It's about Rapide and Sarla, so here's hoping they'll be as good there as they were in "Odd Way Round".
Ah yes, 11 minutes of the character that got a lobotomy for this season and two characters doing something that the Creature Care department should be doing but y'know who gives a shit about departments amirite. Siiiiiiiiiigh.
Below the break for Being Stupid: My Life Story.
AH!!! NEW WRITER ALERT!!! HIT THE DECKS!!
...No, seriously, hit the decks. They brought on a motherfucking script editor whose only other work besides this spinoff is The Primrose Railway Children. I don't think a script editor is the same as a writer. Same umbrella, but not the same position.
Yeah, I wasn't expecting anyone new. It just surprises me when a new name appears that isn't from the old writer base.
I can see how the industry plants are slowly but surely taking over from Orli and Ozzie and even without the knowledge they'll be promoted that's just a giant red flag the size of Jupiter being thrown up. I mean seriously, it feels like they've appeared more than Orli and Ozzie have in this entire season, and that's a tad bit unusual for alleged side characters.
Haha lmao. Yeah okay, this is just "Why Did the Chicken Cross the Dimension?" but if you removed all the instances of agents serving as adoptive parents.
So in other words, that episode but a lot more boring. I mean, "Why Did the Chicken Cross the Dimension?" wasn't great, but it had spice and it taught something new to boot. This episode...'scuse me while I wheeze.
Opie, stop trying to make fetch a musical happen. It already happened.
Again, this should be something that Onom should...well, he should at least collaborate on with Creature Care, in a teamwork sort of thing. But Joel did not see the original show two years ago and he certainly hasn't watched it the whole way through now.
"What do agents do on their day off" is a question that really needs to be answered more. But...I mean...not with Onom, man. Show me what Orli does. I'm more invested in how many naps she takes a day.
Onom is like that obnoxious coworker who is weaponizing their PTO and is shouting it on every floor of the office as loudly as possible.
The key word is "obnoxious". No one likes that coworker.
"And so it begins."
Also known as the perfect descriptor I would have told April 6, 2026 me if I went back in time.
...No, scratch that. I would have told 2014 me that before the original show began.
something bad always happens when onom takes a day off
she lets him have a day off anyway
I mean unless the law stops her from giving him no days off that's honestly really kind of her. Stupid, but she's got the spirit.
Somewhere up in space, Oprah is watching this and laughing into her space fruit punch.
Captain O, you're abusing the Stealth Hi/Bye powers you have. You cannot abuse them. That's the law.
This time, though, is an exception. Omni brought that on herself.
For all the HQs Oprah has destroyed, I'm willing to bet none of the ones she was forced to move her and her agents into involved sharing space with a fucking supermarket. A motherfucking supermarket! Now that's what I call illegal child labor.
(It's either that or they committed acts of burglary and got away with it because the police here don't deal with burglaries. You have to pay for food in the supermarket. 'S how it works.)
That's the creature? Joel, that's a mouse with FedEx colors. God sakes, it could be a damn mascot for FedEx.
...Wait, you mean that's hair? Not a tumor? Oh. Okay. Carry on then.
"I thought it might want to stretch its legs."
Opie, that carrier is well big enough for this thing to stretch its legs inside and you damn well know it.
Ah. I see Joel knocked the "O vs. the Ballcano" spice into the pot. He may not have watched the episode but he got a basic plot summary and just like the rest of the writers that's all he needs to make slop.
So, he...Onom made a VR headset but instead of the player controlling themselves they just see through his eyes and not control him?
I mean that's just downright stupid. Funny, but stupid.
...And "Switch Your Partner Round and Round". Barely, but it's there.
Hyde Park...as in...Boston?
Oh, wait, no, there's one in London too.
No, actually, sacrifice this one. Sacrifice this one the same way Olaf's potato went down in the sea of plastic balls.
I see that, just as with Oswald dressing up in a dog suit, Osric is identifying himself as a furry. Perhaps not so coincidentally, Osric is somewhat of an Oswald expy.
"...and Osric looks just like his mother."
I'm...I'm sorry, who is "his" referring to here? We saying Osric came out of the womb of a furry cosplayer who showed up to the hospital in full costume or we saying he looks like the creature's mother?
I just...I want to make sure because if it's the former then I need to sit and contemplate...many things.
Oh! Okay, it's the creature's mother. Gotcha. Okay. Good. Crisis averted. Carry on.
Could be worse. Could be people it's eating.
And "In Your Dreams" which is an episode I do not want co- really, does this episode have any originality in it and that is a rhetorical question thank you.
Good news everyone! ABC rebooted Pan Am! Yippee yay wahoo!
I had to double-check this creature's name and I'm sorry, they're trying so hard not to get sued by Ferrero that they had to resort to a butchered version of Laffy Taffy. You know, the Wonka candy you'd see advertised all the time during Saturday morning cartoon commercial breaks?
I mean it's a rightful reference to make since Willy Wonka is actually a British character (though the adaptations range in terms of the setting), but they just can't reference it directly so they had to take an alternate option.
Me, I'm just thinking of the time I got sick from my ex and had to stay home and miss my high school science final and throw up into a double-layered bag while watching Johnny Depp's Wonka. That was not a fun time but at least I was only sick for a day.
Here, we rip from "Why Did the Chicken Cross the Dimension?" yet again. Osmerelda and Omar did a dance to try and lure the laser chick to them, and here we have agents doing the same thing but with musical theater. I actually made a pretty good meme with the former that lined up pretty well so it has my vote on the spot.
Yeeeeeeeeah, something tells me Dalton's talent doesn't quite lie in music. He tries, and I respect it, but he's certainly no professional.
Seren's Studies: OSUK S2 -- "Train of Fools" Episode Followup, Part 2
If "fools" is meant to describe Onom, you might want to change that to a singular noun.
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Orwell's had it up to here with Onom's stupidity the way I've been up to here the entire damn season.
hehe do u geddit. bcuz the spinoff was made for the 10th anniversary of odd squad. do you geddit. why r u walking away. do you not geddit. are u some kinda loser.
...Okay look, I was wrong, but the point still STANDS I WAS CONFUSED OKAY.
...So I see two gays- *frying pan clang*
NO NO WAIT PUT THE FRYING PAN DOWN. LOOK AT THE GUY IN THE TOP LEFT. 100% GAY. THEY PUT TWO GAY MEN IN THIS FUCKING SEASON. GOD BLESS.
...Yeah no. When Mikuru does it in Star Detective Precure it's funny. When it's done here, not so much.
And there's the nugget of gold, folks. If the sleep Captain O had in the Season 1 finale was the "best sleep I've had in years" then her circadian rhythm must be nonexistent.
Alternatively: old people amirite.
Honestly, if these guys' schtick is making people go left or right then I have to wonder why they would target a train, since we haven't seen it at any forks. It's been running along a straight track with some curves.
...Wait, I'm realizing that one of these guys attaching a box to the train is the equivalent of attaching a bomb to a train. Okay, Jon Lightning Owen, you can have this one.
Okay, I have to ask, why is it always these two with Captain O? The correct alternative would be to have assistants as bodyguards, and a Security agent is the next best thing, but she was just fine being on her own last season, so...
I see Orwell's first priority upon getting out of his icy prison is to throw Onom onto the tracks and run.
He'll check for oncoming trains first, of course. Can't be held liable for murder.
Yeah, case in point about "Train of Thoughts" being much more enjoyable. That one at least had Orla reading Detective Shmumbers and getting inspired and, well, the twist villain. This one just had...next to nothing. It was a nothingburger like the rest of the season. I don't care if you two industry plants didn't get to do anything fun. See you in 2028.
Something something Mirai Days, something something I don't really care just end this already.
And your credits for this episode. The audio is apparently cut out for the first several seconds, which I'm fully blaming on whoever uploaded the episode to the iPlayer. It may or may not be fixed when the episode comes out in the US, but for a second I was waiting for a little "disconnected" message to sound in my headphones.
And that's it. This episode was just all-around boring. Onom's and Orwell's antics I kind of enjoyed, and we did get a general location as to the show's setting, but that's about it. It's basically Guess Who: The Game: The Episode but with the same boredom you'd expect one to get from playing Guess Who (well, at least it's boring to me). If you want something better, go watch "Train of Thoughts". Doesn't have the best writing but this episode makes that one look like a Season 1 entry by comparison.
Next up will be "Being Onom", which does look interesting but whether it is is another story. At this point I'm just dragging myself along until the finale so I can really rip into it. Soon, guys...soon.
Seren's Studies: OSUK S2 -- "Train of Fools" Episode Followup, Part 1
Really, if we're all watching this season...are we all on a train of fools?
*cacophony of noises*
Okay, I partially kid. That was bad. But I don't expect anything mindblowing out of this one because it's "Train of Thoughts" but British. So expect a lot of comparisons.
Below the break, let's see Train of Thoughts: Industry Plant Edition.
Ohhhhh, it's a John Owen Lightning McQueen Wilson episode. Yeah, I'm not putting too much stock into this o- is that a fucking Grammy over there or some kind of replica and also why are these two here?
...No, seriously, why are these two here? Did we fucking forget about the concept of departments?
"...but Opie and I are looking to expand our community outreach."
Yeah, here's the thing, though: Scientists don't have "community outreach" because they rarely go on cases. That's the whole point. Just stick with Orli and Ozzie, man. Have Orli go solo, even. I don't care. Just not these two.
Comedy is subjective, but I have to ask...did they screen these jokes to people before putting them in the script? I mean I get the pun, but it's just not a good pun to me.
0/10 because I want the cool music back from "Train of Thoughts" during these establishing shots. Also because the industry plants are not going to airdrop from the sky into the train.
Okay, but the real question is, why are they the only two people on this train? Even "Train of Thoughts" had more people, even in the dining area!
Oh okay but when I go to the Amtrak station and tell them I should get a free ticket because I founded the Odd Squad fandom they look at me like I'm crazy and make me pay full price. Motherfuckin' industry plants, man.
If I squint hard enough, this could be a Dinosaur Train reference. At the very least, someone in the PBS Kids office did a "hold up" when they went through this episode.
The sin here, of course, is not letting Craig Bartlett write this episode. Especially since the Oddverse has dinosaurs. Missed opportunity, again.
Are we...ever gonna find out who this guy is? Because 10 cookies tells me his identity will remain a secret and that's a damn pity because "Train of Thoughts" had Rainbow Robyn appear at the end for a nice little twist I never saw coming.
Honestly can't believe Omni's just handwaving this shit with "nah, we can escape from it". My God, she needs to study up on the death potential in this franchise!
Gotta give 'em credit for not recycling Canadian villains this time around, which, y'know, is because they have more UK villains now...but I also just want it to be Techie Tallulah with a voice modifier like when there's a hostage situation and the kidnapper disguises their voice over the phone.
...
It won't. I'm saying it won't. It won't. Stop it.
...Oh my God, it's fucking Guess Who. It's 11 minutes of a goddamn Guess Who game. I'd sooner watch 11 minutes of these two playing Uno or Skip-Bo than a game I played once or twice but didn't really enjoy. Jesus Christ, Jon Lightning Owen.
I see Omni got the Stupidity Lobotomy procedure this episode, because this is just the Oddverse equivalent to a stranger telling a kid they're filming beach scenes for a movie and they're an extra or a stranger with the classic white "candy here" van. I know "stranger danger" is a relatively dead phrase and isn't even taught anymore (not to my knowledge, anyway) but let's make an exception for Omni. Just this once.
As much as I want to question Osric's hat...is his entire schtick just saying things that parents would actively say out loud while watching this? Because the writers got tired of people like me bringing up all the faults?
I mean lol. Lmao even. That's funny as shit. But I'm still gonna find flaws because I got the Odd Squad autism and it's a lifelong disorder, motherfuckers.
"We hardly ever get to do fun stuff outside of work."
Recontextualize this line with any main partner pair and it would actually mean something. But here, this is not evoking sympathy within me because again, these two have weak chemistry and were the byproducts of Captain O not knowing how partnerships work. It's like if I got partnered up with a classmate I didn't even know for a class project. I'd hate it to the bone the way I hate this to the bone.
Odd Squad UK: treading right on the edge of LGBTQ+ but not leaping off the cliff because they know there's a sea of angry LGBTQ+ phobic assholes at the bottom and there is no escape.
Yeah yeah yeah, male villains have had black nail polish for a while now, but remember the weight this season has on its shoulders and what it has to do to bend the knee. The Oddverse you know no longer exists.
I'm...I'm sorry, is this meant to be a play on "Captain's log"? As in the very thing that Opal used in OSMU when finding clues as to The Shadow and her identity?
Oh fuck that shit and fuck you Jon Lightning Owen. Ka-chow yourself into the fountain again, my guy. Just because it's an actual Captain this time, that doesn't make it better. Primarily because Opal's logs held weight and this is just hee-hee horseshit.
*slamming table repeatedly* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I WAS RIGHT IT'S GUESS WHO: THE EPISODE MOTHER OF FUCK WE'RE MAKING BOARD GAMES INTO EPISODES NOW. STOP IT. ENOUGH. I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH BOARD GAME MOVIES DON'T YOU FUCKING D A R E -
Post-mortem note: Seren died writing this. Funeral's on Saturday. Please bring Precure merch. She never got to buy Precure merch.
Oh look, it's like the van going into the Lake of Goo but it's a portal and man if I want something better I'll just go watch "Train of Thoughts" again. It's not good but it's better than this shit.
Of course, that also includes both episodes having a rather geeky conductor character. I'm...man, please. Can't believe we are nearing the end of the season, and possibly the end of the series as a whole, and we are resorting to this.
Okay, I'll admit, this guy's scream being a train whistle is so funny. But it also spurred an unrelated thought that they could do a Thomas and Friends reference if they wanted to but y'know they won't because *gestures to this whole spinoff*
Had I known this was going to be a thing, I'd have watched more train safety PIFs because there are horror stories out there that would blow these kids' minds. You try seeing CCTV footage of cars and people getting smashed head-on by oncoming trains, or people getting shocked by electrical currents while playing on top of train cars. It's a thing. But these kids think this shit can slow a fucking moving train.
Bringing a whole new meaning to "see track, think train".
Yeeeeeeah, maybe don't let a kid whose IQ points have been docked try to slow down a moving vehicle.
Ahhhh yes, the kind of Orwell that should be on all the time but isn't because of bad writing. Need more of this kind of Orwell.
I'm really hoping this guy got some training before he stepped onto the train because if not then I've got a manager to speak with.
...I...um...that- that is how it works, right?
"Suspicious? He's adorable!"
The Puppy Master is sliding into the chat.
*long sigh* Mother of fuck, it's not Tallulah. It's someone else entirely. It's the woman on the third row, first square.
Believe me, Star Detective Precure makes me think more than this shit.
What...that's not even the Science department logo. It's meant to be a flask because it's the fucking Science department. Holy shit, I can't even be surprised but I can be mad because how do you fuck up this badly even on a baby budget?
And if you tell me "it's a regional choice" I'm going to flip your car twice. It's not a regional choice. Like I said, some Odd Squad aspects are universal. Department logos are one of them.
I see someone has some beef with Elon Musk and Starlink, because...why in the absolute- no, actually, I can't fault them for that when aliens exist. I can buy the organization has a satellite.
However, based on the proximity of this red dot, I can roughly place the location at around the Manchester or Sheffield area. Map for reference:
A bit hard to tell exactly where they are, but I tried lining up the map and the dot's location as best I could. Whether this is where the precinct is or this is just where Onom and Orwell are located now is another story, but I'm willing to bet the precinct itself is in that general area. Make your own conclusions.