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Karkat | 25 | Alternia if you wanna start a fight you better throw the first punch, and make it a good one. [ read /byf ]

[serialsnarker]

I GOT A NEW AIR-FRESHENER AND IT’S JUST BEEN MAKING ME SNEEZE ALL NIGHT, THE FUCK.

[wickedthoughtxx]

Big Hat

[serialsnarker]

PERHAPS, YOU COULD SAY, THE BIGGEST OF HATS.

[serialsnarker]

UGH, IT HURTS. ANYWAY, WHAT THE FUCK, Y’ALL.

[serialsnarker]

I GOT A NEW AIR-FRESHENER AND IT’S JUST BEEN MAKING ME SNEEZE ALL NIGHT, THE FUCK.

[humanphobe-deactivated20190513]

HI, SERIA. HOW ARE YOU. I SEE YOU THERE.

[serialsnarker]

HI THERE, SWEETHEART. (:B

[serialsnarker]

(:>B

[9racles]

serialsnarker‌:

KAN OUT HERE BEING ABSOLUTELY ZESTY ON MAIN…

IT’S BEEN A VERY LONG TIME.

This Needs T9 Change, I’ve Decided. T9light Is And 9pen 6ack Dress Light.

[serialsnarker]

THAT'S A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU. (:<B

[serialsnarker]

👀

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

👀

🙏

[serialsnarker]

DON’T LOOK AT ME, I DIDN’T MAKE HIM A MONSTER FUCKER.

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

sounds fake 

[serialsnarker]

👀 💦

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

im just gonna blame like 90% of the things Kan does on you now you’re a bad influence 

[serialsnarker]

NOT INCORRECT BUT STILL RUDE!

[9racles]

@serialsnarker

When Was The Last Time We Had A Light 9ut Wrecking Hav9c?

[serialsnarker]

KAN OUT HERE BEING ABSOLUTELY ZESTY ON MAIN...

IT'S BEEN A VERY LONG TIME.

[serialsnarker]

👀

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

👀

🙏

[serialsnarker]

DON’T LOOK AT ME, I DIDN’T MAKE HIM A MONSTER FUCKER.

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

sounds fake 

[serialsnarker]

👀 💦

[serialsnarker]

👀

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

👀

🙏

[serialsnarker]

DON'T LOOK AT ME, I DIDN'T MAKE HIM A MONSTER FUCKER.

[serialsnarker]

👀

[hohoehoes]

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

[8its]

Check out this dress that @9racles made for me! I don’t wear as many dresses as I should, honestly.

[serialsnarker]

cherrycurio‌:

dont tell me what to do 

(;<B

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

@serialsnarker

hey

[serialsnarker]

HEY YOURSELF, RAINBOW BRITE.

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

listen, shut the fuck up 

[serialsnarker]

I WILL NOT.

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

I’m gonna smack you in the mouth 

[serialsnarker]

DON’T FLIRT WITH ME IN PUBLIC, CHERRY. 6;B

[serialsnarker]

IN OTHER NEWS, I JUST ATE AN ENTIRE BAG OF SOUR CANDY BY MYSELF AND I THINK MY TONGUE IS BLEEDING.

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

@serialsnarker

hey

[serialsnarker]

HEY YOURSELF, RAINBOW BRITE.

[cherrycurio-deactivated20240227]

listen, shut the fuck up 

[serialsnarker]

I WILL NOT.