Nice one, James!

[captain-chaser-potter-blog]

…You do know what I’m capable of, don’t you?

[seriousblackx]

❛ I do. That's why I want you and me to be buddies. Like, best buddies. Inside this place, though. ❜

[lilyevans-redhead-blog]

I like to help…

[seriousblackx]

❛ As I said, too good for this place. Have you reached some goals lastly? ❜

[captain-chaser-potter-blog]

I’m here because I was caught. …And if you refer to me as a possible ‘playmate’ one more time, you may wake up with a few missing fingers tomorrow.

[seriousblackx]

❛ Aggressive. Uh-uh. I like it. You want to be free? Go on. The door's open. Get free. Escape. I won't stop you, playmate. ❜

[captain-chaser-potter-blog]

Just do it yourself, I don’t have all day to play your guessing games.

[seriousblackx]

❛ Why not? Isn't that's why you're here, to play games? I'm in to be someone's playmate, if that's the right word to say it. ❜

[lilyevans-redhead-blog]

Well someone has to work here…

[seriousblackx]

❛ I do, but that doesn't mean I like it. You do, though. ❜

[lilyevans-redhead-blog]

Ah then is okay, though I don’t think calling him ugly is good either.

[seriousblackx]

❛ You're too good, Lily-pad. Still don't get how you ended up here. ❜

[captain-chaser-potter-blog]

Just being a typical lunatic?

[seriousblackx]

❛ Not smart enough, I see. Wanna try again, or shall I do it myself? ❜

[captain-chaser-potter-blog]

That’s an awful lot of talk for a practical no one. …What are you even in for?

[seriousblackx]

❛ You can tell it for yourself, if you're that smart. What am I in for, Potter? ❜

[lilyevans-redhead-blog]

Who are you calling ugly?

[seriousblackx]

❛ Not you for certain, Evans. I was talking to the guy behind you. 'Ya know, the one with the hat. ❜

[captain-chaser-potter-blog]

Exhibit ‘A’ in your murder investigation, if you don’t watch your tone.

[seriousblackx]

❛ You call yourself an 'A', kiddo? I could barely give you a D. ❜

[seriousblackx]

❛ Hey, you, ugly one! What am I supposed to do with this? ❜

[captain-chaser-potter-blog]

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, now. It’s just in there.

[seriousblackx]

Shall I cover my eyes so you can put it in front of me, and I can fee shocked and amazed?

[captain-chaser-potter-blog]

…You win this round, Black.

[seriousblackx]

That one and all the ones after! Come on, I want my motorbike.

[captain-chaser-potter-blog]

Mangy mutt.

[seriousblackx]

Stupid butt.

[captain-chaser-potter-blog]

Alright, just follow the Head Boy.

[seriousblackx]

The Head Stupid, you wanted to say.

[captain-chaser-potter-blog]

It’s in the Shrieking Shack, so have at it.

[seriousblackx]

Let's go there now then.

[captain-chaser-potter-blog]

Sure did.

[seriousblackx]

You're absolutely forgiven. Where is it?