Dreaming of A Wonderful Life

Hey there, the name's Jill! I'm an established farmer at Forget-Me-Not Valley. Well, Takakura seems to think I still have a lot to learn. I took over my father's farm some time ago and now I hope to be just as good as he was.

[seriousfarmer]

Would you say your brother is a fragile flower?

Pssh, as if! He's far from fragile and far from being any sort of flower. Farming is tough work you know? So he wouldn't be much use if he was a fragile flower.

[seriousfarmer]

What would you do if you walked into your house and saw Jack having a threesome with Muffy, Nami, and Celia?

... [Drags hand over face] If it was in the living room? Well I could either kick everyone out or just pretend like I didn't see a damn thing.

I mean either one sounds pretty good.

[seriousfarmer]

thecarefreefarmer replied to your post: What if we told you Jack was friends with not just one, but TWO witches. And this one also fell in the river, wore your clothes, and is BLONDE.

"What’s with that look, Jill? Princess is a pretty nice girl."

"I don't have anything against her. She just reminds me of that time I had to go find like 101 sprites to save the Harvest Goddess because of either her or some other deity."

"That was a lot of work man."

[seriousfarmer]

What if we told you Jack was friends with not just one, but TWO witches. And this one also fell in the river, wore your clothes, and is BLONDE.

[Grimaces] I know that witch. That's the Witch Princess who lives up a ways right? [Shrugs] I'm kind of over it now. I mean I did laundry already so it's of no concern to me.

[seriousfarmer]

If Jack and that witch friend of his were doing it in the barn, or in your house, but were kind enough to sound-proof the room for you, would you still be mad? You'd never know they were there!

Well the barn is definitely off limits even still because that's where my animals are. They don't need to be seeing any humans doing any deed of the sort. 

[rubs chin] If it was kept to his room only when I'm am no where the vicinity, then yeah that's fine. But I still prefer if they were to do that, to just use her house or something. 

[seriousfarmer]

thecarefreefarmer replied to your post: You're a big girl. You know what I mean if I ask if you have any concerns being alone in a room with Tartan for a night. Those long, tendril like roots...

"I’ll let you know if he and I end up having a musical number about feeding him, Jill," he said. "I’ll be sure to record it."

"Jack please whatever you do, don't feed Tartan blood. Or people. You saw how Little Shop of Horrors ended. And the alternate ending."

[seriousfarmer]

You're a big girl. You know what I mean if I ask if you have any concerns being alone in a room with Tartan for a night. Those long, tendril like roots...

Oh goddess anon… I know exactly what you mean!

But I don’t want to be Audrey, Anon and get almost eaten! I’m not even the right haircolor! 

[seriousfarmer]

Well, because he apparently already put one of your blonde friends on your bed.

...Oh look at the time! It's time to burn my sheets. 

(Jack you have your own room, what are you doing?)

[seriousfarmer]

Your brother has a way with blonde girls. Will you let him near your blonde friends?

Yeah he could be around them. I would just warn them first. 

You know do the whole “Holds up a picture of Jack, If you see this man, be careful.” (I’m joking of course.)

[seriousfarmer]

If Jack wasn't your biological brother and did not live with you at all, could you see him in a romantic light?

Ew gross. But if I had to think of him that way... [Ponders this for a bit before shaking her head] No way. He's still a giant Jackass. I would probably tolerate him less.

Plus it's pretty weird to like someone who looks very similar to you.

[thecarefreefarmer]

"I love you too, dear sister."  He nodded. "Though, I will admit. At least you’re dressing better than you did in high school."

[seriousfarmer]

"Hey neon colored prints and animal prints were totally a thing back then! My friends and I were very cool."

[seriousfarmer]

thecarefreefarmer replied to your post: Would you ever loan out your brothers clothes to a boy if he fell in the river?

"How would they ever learn to not fall in the river if you give them decent clothes, though, Jill? Why do you think the girls I gave them too aren’t falling into rivers or getting rained on again?"

"...I'm going to punch you in the face, I hope you realize that."

[seriousfarmer]

What was your first kiss like? Who was it with and how did it go?

Ahahaha..haha…haa.. [Rubs currently burning cheeks] It was sort of awkward and sort of sweet at the same time. It was with this boy I had a giant crush on in the sixth grade and we were at some mutual friend’s birthday party. All my friends were whispering about how he liked me too and were telling me to just go for it! So I asked him to dance with me and he agreed. So he was leaning forward and I knew he was going in for the kill! But… I got nervous and turned my head and he ended up kissing my ear. I tried to make up for it by kissing him but I missed and kissed his chin. Pretty embarrassing seeing as everyone had to be looking our way.

So I sort of ran away to go hide outside— I think it was behind a bush or some small tree. And he came to get me because they were ready to serve the cake. I tried to apologize but he apologized first and started spewing about how embarrassed he was. Soon we started laughing and then I just decided to kiss him properly this time. Just a short sweet kiss.

But you know, nothing big came from that night. He ended up moving away like a week later. I never saw him again.

[seriousfarmer]

So, you got a Witch, a Knight, and your teenage neighbor all vying for your brother's attention. Which would you rather see him with, if your opinion could sway things?

Er, well you know it's really up to him you know? I just hope that whoever he decides to go for is a good person and is decent enough to know that I live here too and I don't want to walk in on anything. Especially since I'm the main one who cleans up around here. 

[scratches head] Forte seems really nice though.

[seriousfarmer]

Did you try the mushrooms in that large bag in your kitchen? I hear they are amazing.

Y’know anon, I did try them! It was so strange but I ended up passing out and waking up somewhere strange. 

So it’s safe to say I can’t put them in any sort of dish.

[seriousfarmer]

Do you ever have the feeling that you're missing something?

[Rubs temples] Yes all the time. I can't describe how anxious it makes me.

[seriousfarmer]

Would you ever loan out your brothers clothes to a boy if he fell in the river?

Well normally I wouldn't without asking but at this point, I feel like I should. At least I would leave a note or something.