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dauntlessdannylawrence is weird

"Well summer society pants. Which happen to be yours. Admit it everyone one of you is like 5’10 and all your pants fit perfectly. Plus! You only own two pairs of pants"

"Like they can’t be cotton, maybe they are another fibrous hybrid plant matter that feeds of the dead skin on your legs to grow. If the summer society of the magical growing pants is actually a thing, you can spare an inch!"

dauntlessdannylawrence

"The clothes from the Summer Society are the same as the clothes from everywhere else."

"And I own….a lot of pants, actually. I just have my favorites. They’re- Look. They’re just regular pants. Do you do this kind of analysis on your own clothes?”

seriouslynotsusan

"Lies, you only have the green and the orange ones. Take me to these other pants that you daresay you have, I am a scientist! I believe nothing, but what hard data and a periodic table can prove!"

"and yes by the way, how else do you think I found out that Target brand flannels are 32% less flannel then the old navy flannels?"

#dauntlessdannylawrence #greeter

nostalgicvampire is weird

"Okay, i need to know and don't go all metaphorically ancient being on me. So blood types are a thing and we've been studying blood born pathogens... so do you taste, like sickle cell anemia?"

"Do blood types taste different? How about B+? Not like i'm B+ and curious or anything. Totally, nothing like that or anything. Just tell me!"

#nostalgicvampire #greeter

seriouslynotsusan

dauntlessdannylawrence is weird

"You know, you’re really tall. Like are all your pants capri’s or do they just tailor themselves to your height?"

"Sooo, I can get a few small cuttings right?"

dauntlessdannylawrence

"Why would my pants tailor themselves….?"

"No. My pants are totally normal. — You’re a bio major. And you want to experiment on my pants?”

seriouslynotsusan

"Well summer society pants. Which happen to be yours. Admit it everyone one of you is like 5'10 and all your pants fit perfectly. Plus! You only own two pairs of pants"

"Like they cant be cotton, maybe they are another fibrous hybrid plant matter that feeds of the dead skin on your legs to grow. If the summer society of the magical growing pants is actually a thing, you can spare an inch!"

#dauntlessdannylawrence

justkeepswimmingemily is weird

"So your a transfer that means you havent seen my labro-... my lai- .. The science labs! Yes the science labs, not where i look at tissue samples of the mammal variety, only the plant types."

"Or the hybrid plant human types, those are a personal favorite."

#justkeepswimmingemily #greeter

giantblackcxt is weird

"You've been dodging the question for ages now!"

"Can I take the blood samples or not? I want to know how many blood types you have floating around in that ageless body of yours! Its only a little poke.. or a few pokes.. you still have veins right?"

#giantblackcxt #greeter #hi

dauntlessdannylawrence is werid

"You know, your really tall. Like are all your pants capri's or do they just tailor themselves to your height?"