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If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.

(via the-taintedtruth)

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Freshman year vs Senior year

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I don’t know what I was expecting but it was not that

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A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’

A Wolf’s Thoughts (via forebidden)

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The Nightly Show, January 5, 2016

kadov

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase

cuteless

date someone you could have fun at at a grocery store with

hardyness

Adam ‘rolling’ Driver

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stagehaand

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WHO COMES UP WITH THESE

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I JUST SCREAMED

sarahbrightmaniac

What in the world…?

jeniphyer

Teach your fucking sons that women don’t owe them a fucking thing

some nerd: if you stop eating refined sugars for a while it changes your whole palate. you'll start to notice the natural sweetness of baby carrots, or whole wheat bread!

me: *pouring chocolate-covered potato chips into my mouth* that's real fucking neato