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*casually writes headcanons for all seven Zabini husbands*

#mobile escapades #the struggle is present #out of mask #crap I need to rewrite her bio

askboxmemes

Drabbles - Disney Style

Leave one of these titles in my ask box, and I will write about the topic stated with them.

The Crystal Chamber - my character discovers an ancient historical site with yours.

A Whole New World - my character goes on a romantic journey/honeymoon with yours.

Beware the Groove - my character gets angry with/wants to kill your character

(I won’t say) I’m in Love - my character falls in love with yours, but is too afraid to admit it.

Aloha Oe - my character has to say goodbye to your character.

Be Prepared - my character plots an evil scheme against your character

Fathoms Below - AU universe where our characters are mermaids

I’ll Make a Man out of You - my character decides to try and shape up yours.

This is Gonna Be Good - my character learns your character is in fact alive after believing they were long dead.

He Lives In You - my character starts hearing your character’s voice in their head.

Strangers Like Me - my character teaches yours about something new

Married Life - a quick romantic drabble about your character and mine, from the moment they meet, till the day one of them dies.

The Stroke of Midnight - our characters fall in love, but mine is forced to leave suddenly on the day of their meeting.

On My Way - our characters go on a look walk together, trying to reach [destination of your choosing] for [reason of your choosing]

Magic Mirror - my character gets extremely jealous of yours

One Jump Ahead - our characters are escaping the law together

The Circle of Life - my character experiences your character’s death

A Star is Born - your character becomes extremely famous, and my character watches their rise to fame from the sidelines.

These Twists and Turns of Fate - your character fulfills a long awaited wish of my character [can be chosen by you, or left for me to decide]

(You’re the) Devil in Disguise - my character discovers something terrible about yours [can be chosen by you, or left for me to decide]

#meme army

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#srsly tho #some of these are hella old #like #before my absence old #out of mask

i want to cry all these greeter posts were made for me and i guess my tag just unbroke? and now they're all there and i've no idea how long they've been there dear lord

also, completely unrelated, but is hermione really that dislikeable or do people really not read the about because really she needs slytherins who do not hate her i mean come on ???

#out of mask #though if you think about it #yeah i suppose she isn't particularly social

greelin

"why do you italicize so much" how else am i supposed to convey emphasis and vocal inflection on the internet

#i ask myself this a lot #especially with hermione but good lord she emphasizes a lot

jackofspadesx

when u wanna do the drafts but ur muse like nah

when u wanna do the memes but ur followers like nah

yikesimnervous-deactivated20170

PSA: Just because it’s been a week or two that I haven’t replied to our thread does not mean I’m ignoring you. I am just such an incredibly slow roleplayer. I promise your replies and starters are in my drafts, waiting to be worked on. And they will get worked on. Please, never think that I’m bored with our thread because I’m not.

#is2g

do i owe anybody anything?

#i feel like miscommunication is happening #out of mask #not like i do much though sob

thekingofweasels

"And if you keep being a sarcastic bitch, you’re gonna wind up with my wand in your face. Again.”

He wasn’t exactly expecting her to leave, although part of him had hoped that she would take the hint and move to another table. After all, he had a lot of work to get done for both himself and for Harry, since it was his week to do the research and finish the assignments that were due at the end of the week.

"You wouldn’t dare. Do it and I’ll tell her about the time we kissed in in the library. ’m sure she’d love to hear about how you spend your time here.”

serpentiium-archive

"Just because your mouth is particularly foul and comfortable with cursing doesn't mean your wand is."

Her temper flared back up again before she could stop it, blood boiling fiercely beneath her skin. The stupid prat just had to go and bring that back up. She could have sworn they'd made a silent agreement to never talk about it again.

Or, at least she had.

"Fine. Do it. See if I care. There was no we; I'll just say you forced yourself on me."

#thekingofweasels #so hollowart is being a bitch #here have a really..big...icon.#OTL

alright, this headache is killing me.

i will reply to any and all things tomorrow

#i owe a meme #and a starter #and possibly a reply #cool beans #G'night darlins #out of mask

thekingofweasels replied to your post:"Are you really going to name it that? Poor thing!" ;)

"It’s a public space. Wot, are you gonna try to kick me out?"

"While I would love to, it would hardly be worth it."