x1 = dummies

these are all true, hangyul told me

[seunqswoo]

junho: seriously, i’m a handful, you wouldn’t wanna date me

yohan, excitedly: i have two hands!!

[seunqswoo]

eunsang: *staring at wooseok while he sleeps*

eunsang, whispering: i feel like you’re judging me even now

wooseok, without opening his eyes: i am

[seunqswoo]

dohyun: i want all of you to die

seungyoun, spraying water: no, bad dohyun

[seunqswoo]

yohan: hey, do you want me to do a tarot reading for you?

hyungjun: sure

yohan: *lays down cards* alright. this one tells me you’re a cute angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and this one—

hyungjun: those are all just pictures of me

yohan:

yohan: and what about it?

[seunqswoo]

dongpyo: can’t you just look at it from my perspective?

dohyun:

dongpyo:

dohyun: *crouches down*

dongpyo:

dongpyo: you bitch—

[seunqswoo]

seungwoo: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, minhee?

minhee: no

yohan: i do—

seungwoo: i know, yohan

yohan: i’m sad—

seungwoo: i know, yohan

[seunqswoo]

dohyun: :(

hangyul: turn that frown upside down!

dohyun: ):

hangyul: listen here you little shit

[seunqswoo]

eunsang: are you listening to yourself?

wooseok: i always listen to myself, it’s one of my greatest joys in life

[seunqswoo]

seungwoo: stop biting me

yohan: it’s platonic bdsm

[seunqswoo]

yohan: imagine being like.. gay or something

wooseok: yohan, we’ve been sleeping together for eight months

yohan: yeah, but that’s not like.. gay gay, you know?

wooseok: you’re literally a bottom

yohan: “yOu’Re LiTeRaLLy a BotToM” shut up

[seunqswoo]

wooseok: you look good today, han

seungwoo: we’ve been married for ten years, why are you calling me by my last name?

wooseok: i was talking to myself

[seunqswoo]

hangyul and seungyoun: *gazing into each other’s eyes*

wooseok: *opens a can of soda*

hangyul: hey! we’re having a moment here!

wooseok: and i’m having a soda

[seunqswoo]

seungwoo: *taking a shower*

seungyoun: *violently pulls the shower curtain*

seungyoun: hey have you—stop screaming hyung it’s just me—have you seen dohyun?

[seunqswoo]

wooseok and eunsang fighting

seungwoo: stop fighting! violence never solves anything!

minhee, encouragingly: STAB HIM, BITCH!

[seunqswoo]

yohan: can you do that thing?

seungwoo: what thing?

yohan: the thing that makes me happy

seungwoo: *breathes*

yohan: perfect, thank you

[seunqswoo]

seungwoo: shouldn’t you be asleep?

wooseok: i should be a lot of things

wooseok: i live to disappoint

[seunqswoo]

seungwoo, trying to tell a story: so i was sitting there-

beagle line from various places in the room: barbecue sauce on my tiddies