[sevbool]

Tim: Did it hurt? When you fell?

Jason: From heaven? Not at all. Do you want my numb-

Tim: No I mean when you fell out of that uber I watched you trip on your foot and just kind of lay on the pavement for about ten minutes are you alright?

[edg3ydaddies]

man savage af

[red-hood-vigilante]

Jason: How is the world’s most dangerous vigilante?

Bruce: I don’t know, how are you?

Jason: *voice cracks* I’m better now, how about you?

[dubuddha-tattoo]

by  Ganji

[mixedgf]

i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert

[whotheheckknowssexual-deactivat]

[undercover-witch]

“Stop being so dramatic!!!”

me:

[isoren245]

You only need one person to like you, and that person - is you. And you know what? I like you.

Stewie Griffin (to Brian)

One of the most heart warming things I’ve heard in Family Guy

(via chesterpalm)

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

i feel so bad for my guardian angel. she probably stressed out like a mf

[intensional]

teacher: i can’t give you the answer.. this is a test..

me:

[bob-belcher]

[terushimasyuuji]

we know where damian got it from

[time-to-hit-the-clouds]

@whore4batfam

[sixthrangerknight]

okay, but my first reaction was ‘why does this look like a superhero recreation of da vinci’s the last supper?’ so i looked for the painting and…

it’s because it fucking is!

[terushimasyuuji]

holy shit

[bunney]

im gonna get plastic surgery to look like a porcelain doll

[nickfuckface]

why? arent toilets already made out of porcelain?

[bunney]

shut the hell your mouth

[sevbool]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[wnq-writers]

Don’t be scared to walk alone, and don’t be scared to like it.

hey-its-kiffxr (via wnq-writers)

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

i know hes a dog but hes serving PUSSY

“It’s a promise!” - anime character thats about to fucking die