Stumbled on this whilst on r/Sissies *I didn’t write this but it made me smile*
All you sissies looking for a daddy to teach them, this is for you. This is REAL teaching. I’m not writing these words as fantasy, I’m writing them in unvarnished honesty. From the perspective of a guy who fucking loves screwing sissified queer boys on the side. I’m writing this to help you move out of the shadows of fantasy and I to the shadows of the night, into a John’s backseat, into sexual relations with a man.
These words are not for fantasy. Take them to heart.
“But what about getting my outfit together?” you might ask this. Well, sweetheart, steal your girlfriend’s/sister’s/mother’s/roommate’s/neighbor’s I don’t give a shit. Buy them online from amazon or one of the million other websites that’ll take your credit and/or debit card. Buy clothes, your jewelry and makeup from stores with automated checkouts. You could be buying that purfume for your gf, no one cares! No one is going to arrest you or blast you in the face with insults. Honestly, no one cares. This is the easy part.
Go get laid ASAP!!!!! I have to say it again, get yourself fucked tonight. Suck a guy off tomorrow. Post craigslist/grindr/wherever and everywhere daily!
Do it! Do it, do it, do it, do it! Flaking out of a craigslist encounter is stupidly common and easy to do. Don’t be the person who lives in fear and doubt. Seize the day! I ask, do the heteros chicken out everytime until their 38 year old virgins? What do we say of such people? No, this sissy itch of yours might be considered taboo to some but this is who you are, this is what you desire, fulfillment, urges, seek it out like a missile. Online jerkbait only goes so far and those digital packets will never smell like a cock, they’ll never fill your mouth with warm man meat. A video won’t commit assault and battery on your ass like you crave. Kik, Snapchat, Reddit pms, ain’t none of that going to fill a room with the unique sounds of anal humping, of a man pushing your head into his lap. You get the picture. Being a sissy is soooooo easy! Just fall down, open your painted lips, arch your back and pop that ass in my face. Your nervousness and your commitment to fucking a random on CL should be non-overlaping magisteria, one should not effect the other. Tremble like a leaf, go have a cute little nervous puke in the toilet but always DO IT. Go get sexed. Sissyhood cannot just be fantasy anymore than hetero life can, it has to be lived and experienced in the flesh. All cherries must be popped. All you cute sissies are coveted, men want to get with you and fuck. Do it.
Take the time to do yourself up up right. Qaulity shave, eyebrows, makeup, purfume, etc.
Treat yourself to a small new purchase. A tube of lipstick would be nice, or mascara. The thrill of an ellicit purchase will only serve to excite you more and commit you to hooking up.
Decide if you’re 100% committed to clean anal and if so then enema your slutty ass! Pro tip, anal is usually clean anyway and very few people honestly care if their dick gets a little dirty while pounding a red hot sissy.
Moan like a high pitched whore. It’ll come natural so don’t repress it.
Get sensual. Too many sissies, fem boys, crossdressers, and twinks just lie there like a stiff rag because they’re not used to feminine sensuality, don’t be that sissy. Move your hips! Gyrate. Bounce like Nikki Minaj, hump like you’re a pornstar, throw your head back in ecstasy! Squirm, shake, tremble, quiver. If your legs start to convulse let it ride, if you feel the urge to shake your head back and forth while crying in pleasure, do it!
GET SENSUAL. Like a girly. Lick lips, necks, ears, faces, chests, butts, cocks, thighs, feet. Whisper. Hump. Prance. Swish. Mince. Queer. Smile! For Christ’s sake smile like a southern belle at a summer night ball.
Your asshole is a pussy, treat it accordingly. Show it off, spread it for your lover, stroke it, pet it, finger it, moan for it, sway it around in people’s faces. Expose it, let him eat up the sight of it. Redden your face in embarrassment as the cool night air hits your sex hole.
Ignore the nervous Nancy inside you, hump like you’re being filmed for a porno. ‘Sissy Queer Bangers 7’ or 'My Backdoor Angel 3’
Be vocal! “Harder,” “More!” “Ahhhhh” “fuck!” “Deeper” “spit on me!”, these words are your friends. Forget Shakespeare and hail the era of airhead bimbo nymphos!
Own it. You can be the most nervous/shy/unsure sissy slut peddling her tight ass on craigslist BUT cock will become your universe. Go to your happy place, act like you’ve done this a thousand times before. Put it all on the line. Be a horny little pump, go over the top, push yourself, abhor silence, abhor stillness. If you need to use the washroom leave the bathroom door wide open. If the anal is hurting your tender rectum scream and bite and wail and shiver. If you cum, play with it. If you’re scared force out a “please fuck me silly,” through clenched teeth. Not every encounter is going to be blessed with instant animalistic chemistry so ride out the first few minutes of awkwardness with a smirk, you know it happens and it shall pass soon enough. When you have a prick hardening in your hand you’ll know what to do. All will be forgotten. Bliss out.
Everyone be like “oh, what if my dick isn’t big enough?”, “ what if I get shit on his dick!?”, “what if he doesn’t find me attractive?!”, “ what if I’m awkward and stiff?”, “what if he’s a noshow!”, “ what if it hurts…”, “what if I’m seen as a freak?”, “ what if I can’t get it up?”, “what if the sex isn’t good!”, “ what if I’m found out?!” What if what if what if…
No one cares!!!! Everyone is self doubting and no one cares! The only thing! The ONLY thing! The only thing holding you back are these bogeyman doubts that are borderline delusion. There are sissies out there right now who are rolling in sex, little oversexed whores flirting with porn and prostitution because they love it so much, because they’re lusted after by horny men. These aren’t the 1%ers in looks or skill they’re the 1% who go out and actually live their naughty dreams in the flesh. Please, sweet sissies, go out and please a penis today, this weekend, weekly. Be the slut you were born to be. Show off your special talents, break away from your bland male persona, do good, empty ballsacks of their sperm.
Would you drop everything you’re doing tonight or this weekend or next Tuesday for a cute girl who wanted to get a coffee with you? Would you jump to the office for 2 hours if your boss wanted to give you an award and a slice of cake? Would you take time to help a friend with a flat tire? Would you go to the movies if you had the spare $$? You know the answer is “yes” to at least some of these so where are your priorities? What kind of sissy do you desire to be? Closeted or real?
Go out on dates! Go get laid! Tonight!
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