The Highs and Lows Of One Ordinary Person

British, Caffeine Addict, Beard Lover, Vodka Drinker and Sushi Eater.. I am mostly awesome with a dash of melancholy

[love-h4te]

Angelina Jolie has more structure in one of her cheekbones than I do in my life

[seinfeld-daily]

[queenrafferty]

[treatyoselfartie]

#why aren’t all men ben

[mala-suerte]

reblog if you a lil dead inside

[seinfeld-daily]

[sextingwithmyself]

You're blog seems to personify everything I love about tumblr. It is funny, beautiful, interesting and just the right amount of awkward! Also you are beautiful! Keep doing you cause it is great!

Awww thx, that is very sweet of you to say ;-)

[liveschlong]

[lifeof-ty]

[sixpenceee]

The tempescope is an ambient physical display that visualizes various weather conditions like rain, clouds, and lightning.  By receiving weather forecasts from the internet, it can reproduce tomorrow’s sky in your living room.

[live1972-deactivated20151203]

horny for a meaningful relationship

[mkh4990-deactivated20180516]

Anyone else feel the same way? Lol. 💀

[sextingwithmyself]

Channeling the 90s #90s #makeup

[thursday]

[stilhess]

It seems that no one is interested in my life, not even me.

- (via stilhess)

[seinfelds-deactivated20160814]

the cast of seinfeld laughing at their own bloopers

[glassdanimals]

[bleedvodka]

or 20

[bamhbies]