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the "Leonardo DiCaprio" squad

Leo, Capricorn

THE SIGNS AS CHESS PIECES

The Knight: In many ways, knights are by far the most unpredictable piece. They don't follow a straight line or a well-known course, and are the only pieces able to jump and maneuver over others- breaking over boundaries effortlessly. These pieces seemingly defy all of the rules, and rarely follow the conventional path. The knight is daring and hard to follow, pioneering to places that others have never gone before. They are given so much freedom in movement, which can cause them to be quite reckless, and can get themselves into trouble. Mysterious, reckless, avante-garde, these are the daredevils. Scorpio ♏, Aquarius ♒.

The Rook: Solid in character, this is one of the most reliable and straightforward pieces. They do not hide behind someone else, or pretend to be what they are not: their directness is their biggest strength. Pragmatic and forward-thinking, this chess piece's asset is how much energy and focus they have- which they rarely waste- making them a formidable opponent. Unlike the more fickle chess pieces, rooks know loyalty and keep their word- once committed to a cause, they tend to stick to it. Aries ♈, Taurus ♉.

The Pawn: Pawns are often regarded as the expendable pieces, which is a mistake. These pieces are underestimated, but have an immense amount of potential. Pawns come in the greatest number, reflecting how versatile these pieces are, as there are so many different sides and aspects to them. They are impossible to define. Although humble and made to serve, in the right condition, pawns are the only chess piece that can alter itself to any other kind- knight, queen, rook, whatever they please. Virgo ♍, Pisces ♓.

The Bishop: Although this chess piece is not as direct as the others, through its swift, sharp movement, the bishop can both capture other pieces unknowingly and evade others. This bishop can glide through the chess board effortlessly, but being as quirky as it is, can only do so in a specific direction. In many ways, this chess piece is clever and offbeat- but just as it can easily make a move, it can easily retreat- giving it at its worst, a cowardly quality. This chess piece would rather stay in the background until it spies an opportunity, than to go forward bravely. Astute and observant, this chess piece is one of the most strategic and clever ones. Gemini ♊, Libra ♎, Sagittarius ♐.

The Queen: This chess piece acts as the main protector of the board- and is given all possible abilities in order to fulfill that duty. It can travel in as many different directions as it likes, for how far, long, and wide as it wishes. But the Queen rarely unveils her true capabilities until the time is necessary, instead choosing to stay in the background. This piece is not self-oriented, for her purpose is to nurture, protect, and stabilize the kingdom. However, there is a fierce, somewhat maternal instinct of this piece- and when it's awakened, the Queen gives all she has. Cancer ♋, Capricorn ♑.

The King: Similarly to how all the planets revolve around the sun, the other chess pieces orient their strategy towards one cause: the king. This chess piece is the beginning and end of the game: the key to winning is capturing the other's king, and the way to defeat is failing to protect the king. Like all kings do, this chess piece rules over his fictional kingdom- directing everyone else's move. Yet this is also because this piece is limited in movement. Although the king appears to hold so much power, there is a surprising vulnerability to this piece. Leo ♌.

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February Haikus For The Signs

ARIES

Your fingers are too

pretty to spend the whole month

jammed into your ears.

TAURUS

If you love them, laugh

because love is beautiful

and you’re full of it

GEMINI

mondaytuesdaywed

nesdaythursdayfridaysatur

daysundayagain

CANCER

Valentine’s Day, and

a smile lights up your face, you

weren’t expecting that

LEO

What a beautiful

day, spring sunshine almost as

lovely as your eyes

VIRGO

It’s not that you don’t

love the winter, but you love

these flowers, also

LIBRA

You smirk. You look so

good in pink, and it’s such a

February colour

SCORPIO

what’s the point what’s the

point what’s the point what’s the point

you’re the point you you

SAGITTARIUS

Nice to laugh again

nice to have sun on your back

nice to smile and sing

CAPRICORN

Watching the frost fade

you’ll miss the winter but your

heart feels open now

AQUARIUS

I wonder if you

see: when you look away they

copy your laughter

PISCES

Once in a while, you

sit and think, dream and wonder

momentarily

ludocris

where is the “tag yourself im ______” vs. “the signs as _______” discourse

vaultsixtynine

tag yourself meme offers people personal freedom via choice, whereas the signs meme only serves to advance the oppression in our society by taking away free will……….

reaperkaneki

okay but “the signs” meme forces the individual to accept and explore aspects of themself that they otherwise might have overlooked. whereas “tag yourself” meme only serves to bolster people’s existing impressions of themselves–in other words, it exists entirely for self gratification.

nieyao

Tag yourself in this post I’m @eyeb0t

ana-thee-banana

The signs as this post: eyeb0t: Leo, Capricorn, Libra, Aquarius ludocris: Pisces, Virgo professorozpin: Gemini, Cancer, Aries schneezusweiss: Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus

the signs as my mistakes

aries: running into 3 lampposts in a row

taurus: starting a personal art account on instagram

gemini: writing "romeo's attraction to dumbledore" in my english piece by accident

cancer: eating at least 10 servings of ice cream then not being able to move

leo: tumblr

virgo: watching boku no pico

libra: spending all my money on stationery i don't need

scorpio: letting him go

sagittarius: being 12

capricorn: drinking a remake of a fruit shoot which burnt my throat

aquarius: memes

pisces: having a personal wordpress blog

halloween costume ideas

ghost: cancer, virgo, libra, pisces

vampire: leo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius

cat: taurus, leo, virgo, pisces

witch: gemini, cancer, sagittarius, aquarius

grim reaper: taurus, gemini, libra, capicorn

werewolf: aries, leo, scorpio, sagittarius

demon: leo, virgo, scorpio, pisces

princess: taurus, cancer, libra, pisces

ninja: gemini, virgo, sagittarius, aquarius

assassin: aries, taurus, libra, capricorn

a meme: taurus, gemini, aquarius, pisces

doll: cancer, leo, libra, scorpio

clown: aries, virgo, sagittarius, scorpio

the signs as women in star wars

padme amidala: kind, gentle-hearted, with hidden claws and unwavering morals // virgo, pisces, aquarius, cancer

rey: independent, loyal, loving, and ferocious, intensely sensitive and kind // aries, libra, scorpio, capricorn,

leia organa: tough, with a core as soft as velvet, a lover and a fighter, fragile but fierce // gemini, saggitarius, leo, taurus

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the signs as dystopian novel characters

didn’t chose to be the rebellion’s figurehead but everyone looks up to them and they’re surprisingly good at leading: gemini, SCORPIO, aquarius

actual rebellion leader, bloodthirsty for revenge but has good intentions: aries, LEO, capricorn

strategist/organizer: cancer, VIRGO, libra, capricorn

rebellion propaganda planner: gemini, AQUARIUS

military leader or best solider: aries, LEO, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn

tech savvy person: LIBRA, cancer, taurus, aquarius

the sibling(s)/sibling figure(s) that the protagonist is fighting for: gemini, cancer, sagittarius, PISCES

the enemy that catches everyone off guard by actually being on their side the whole time and doing something undermining to help: cancer, SCORPIO, capricorn

starts out bad, arrogant and selfish but ends up caring for everyone and saving everyone: aries, LEO, scorpio, SAGITTARIUS

unhinged mom: GEMINI, cancer, libra, pisces

dead/lost/”I don’t know where he is” dad: taurus, leo, virgo, AQUARIUS

the “what can I do to help?” person: gemini, CANCER, pisces

the light in the dark times, always telling jokes and making everyone smile, laugh and blush but is actually suffering inside b/c loved one is dead/missing/away: taurus, SAGITTARIUS, aquarius, pisces

servant/help from the enemy side that is tired of being overlooked/realizes that what’s going on is wrong so helps protagonist’s side: gemini, CANCER, VIRGO, libra, pisces

strong combat type love interest: ARIES, leo, capricorn

silent resilient love interest: cancer, virgo, libra, SCORPIO

soft misunderstood love interest: taurus, cancer, PISCES

random person with brief 2 lined physical description who dies in a battle scene for emphasis but also b/c main characters are too important: libra

corrupt leader: aries, GEMINI, aquarius

cherrysbookblog

Tag your sign I wanna know! 😁

slightlyburntcinnamonroll

Speaking as a Pisces, there is no way that I’m making it out of this book alive.

i-want-spankings

Seriously though...

If you support Donald Trump, please unfollow me.

the signs based on people i personally know

aries: probably the hardest working and also the best procrastinator. they have no filter. will drop everything to help you. has the wildest almost unbelievable stories and evidence in case you don't believe them. can make you smile even when you feel like shit.

taurus: the biggest romantic with the biggest heart. you don't think they care about you? they do. fuzzy blanket enthusiast. no matter how busy they are, how much work they have to do, if you need to talk, they're there. they won't share unless you ask. always watching a new tv show.

gemini: probably knows the scientific explanation behind that. not two faced contrary to popular belief, but is just so goddamn charming they can get along with various types of people. will literally wallow in their negative emotions until they burst. humour is their best defense mechanism.

cancer: will call you out if you act stupid. wants you to remember all the good times you've had with them because they're scared you'll forget and leave them behind. willing to drive for hours to get some really good food.

leo: has the courage to say the things that everyone else was too afraid to say. can be sobbing one second and making jokes the next. has the most random things on their wall, but in an organized way. will drive to your house at midnight because they wanted to be with you.

virgo: their room is actually a mess most of the time. likes to avoid their problems a lot. but once forced to deal with them, it didn't even seem like they were struggling at all. more of a listener. often has flashbacks of dumb things they've said.

libra: prioritizes the wrong things. it takes a while for their jokes to be understood by the public. has a recognizable catchphrase. has no tolerance for assholes and will literally go off on you and make you rethink your life choices.

scorpio: so determined. will do anything to distract themselves from their emotional instability. has hundreds of friends but only considers 3 of them as real ones. sleeps a lot because its the only time their mind shuts up. will remember that one thing you said seven years ago.

sagittarius: always thinks of something fun to do. has a lot of doubts and insecurities about themselves and won't believe you when you try to reassure them. very picky about the people they choose to spend their time with. clumsy af and will literally trip on air. you probably owe them money.

capricorn: sometimes you can't tell if they're being serious or if they're joking. often questions the validity of their friendships. probably cried the other night. likes to go on roofs. good at looking productive but they are actually just looking at cat videos.

aquarius: so incredibly talented. cannot multitask for their life. belts at the top of their lungs in the shower. when they're walking it looks like they're walking to the beat of some 80s funk song. they are the shoulder you cry on. handles confrontation well.

pisces: tries to act really tough and independent but in reality they just want a big hug. loves insulated water bottles. has an encyclopedia full of inside jokes they share with their friends. was probably the teacher's favorite. owns books they haven't even opened

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Quotes according to your sign.

Aries: HERE

Taurus: HERE

Gemini: HERE

Cancer: HERE

Leo: HERE

Virgo: HERE

Libra: HERE

Scorpio: HERE

Sagittarius: HERE

Capricorn: HERE

Aquarius: HERE

Pisces: HERE

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my crushes on the signs

aries: we see each other once a year on my family’s annual trip to your town. and every year your family jokingly reminds me of how you keep getting taller and more handsome, and it’s true. it’s cute the way you try to challenge me and show off your athletic abilities. each year your flirtation becomes more and more assertive and i can’t wait for the year you finally make a move and break down my walls.

taurus: the night of the first day we met, yours truly drank a little bit too much fireball and you held back my hair sympathetically as i faced the consequences. we became instant friends and we only grew closer the more we got to know each other. each time you make the eight hour road trip down to your hometown, i wait patiently for your text requesting to take me to dinner. last time, we grabbed a bottle of wine on the way back to your mom’s place. we watched our favorite comedy stand-up and two glasses in, i looked over at you and wondered what it’d be like to lay against your chest and have your warm protective arms wrap around me.

gemini: when i worked at the front desk as the receptionist, i noticed you’d come in more and more frequently as time passed. you’d fight for my eye contact and when you won, you’d smile and in return, i’d heavily blush. you’d come to the desk and ask dumb questions to start up conversations. we would play word games and try to out wit each other. lots of laughter and smile exchanges. you always seemed so restless and i wanted to know more.

cancer: we worked together for merely two weeks before i decided i wanted you. and then i had you for nearly a year and a half. what initially attracted me was the confident way you carried yourself, yet you were so humble and shy. we’d drive around the city in your car and have four hour conversations about anything. your depth and intense emotions kept me coming back for more. your love was as powerful and abundant as the ocean and together, we were the couple everyone wanted to know about. but your emotions grew too much for me and your insecurities caused you to do things that broke me beyond repair. but i’ll never regret the love we shared.

leo: i was only 15 when i fell for you. you were 17 and knew better. captain of the football team and infatuated with innocent. i didn’t know. we’d waste time laying on your couch doodling on each other listening to some old movie in the background. i think that’s when you realized i was different. i think that’s when you realized you shouldn’t. two years later, when i was 17, fate reconnected us as we sat on that brick wall watching the sun come up. you told me everything about how you wanted so badly to take what you knew you didn’t deserve. i’m glad you didn’t.

virgo: you’re so special but you don’t want to understand. you’re so much more than red solo cups, loud music, and a new girl every weekend. i bet you’d never talk to those girls about your family, fears, and future like you did with me. when we fumbled into that bathroom after one too many shots and you wrapped one hand around my hip and ran the other threw my hair, i pushed you against the wall and turned off the lights because i didn’t want to see you, i wanted to feel you. but i’m happy fate stepped in and we didn’t go any further because i’m not sure i could live knowing i’m just another name on your long list.

libra: we were kindergarden crushes that reconnected freshman year. i remember thinking about how tall you’d gotten and how you still had that same charming smile. you’d come with your friends to watch my volleyball games and i’d go with mine to watch your’s, but for reasons i’ll never know, we had different paths and priorities and now you’re just a picture in the yearbook with a heart drawn around it.

scorpio: you made me feel young, and i’ve never felt young. it started that night we were car surfing around the neighborhoods. we held tightly onto the car rack and with each tilt and turn our bodies gravitated closer. there’s always been something so conflicted and fathomless about you and i’ve always had a niche for exploring the cavernous depths of people who had them. but you were too good at guarding yourself. and with each moment you gave me reason to believe we could be something more, you quickly gave me twice the amount of reasons to feel nothing but hatred towards you. the hot and cold cycle became too much for me and i finally walked away. it’s something that we’ll probably never talk about, but i’ll always consider you the one i never got even a taste of, despite my endless attempts.

sagittarius: one night, after a small party, we ended up siting on your rooftop outside your bedroom window spilling thoughts and feelings to each other as we watched the city lights flicker. you told me that you thought you had feelings for one of our mutual friends. the way you talked about her and the things you would do just to be able to confidently tell her how you feel… your momentary suffering due to your crippling fear of rejection and romantically idealized view of her was breathtakingly attractive.

capricorn: as the coach’s son, you weren’t allowed to even look at me for longer than a few seconds or else coach would grow nervous. i was a junior, but you had just graduated with close to a 4.0 and an athletic scholarship that granted you a full ride to the college of your choice. we grew close during the team’s week-long retreat up in the mountains and on the last night, while everyone else was asleep, i sat in your lap by the fire and we talked and tickled each other’s arms. coach saw us and told us to go to bed. a week later, you moved over a thousand miles away to a college I had never heard of.

aquarius: you were the little boy everyone had a crush on in elementary school, including myself. i crushed on you as hard as a fifth grader possibly could, but you never liked to even acknowledge me. that’s all i could think about, five years later, on my sixteenth birthday as you tugged on jean’s belt loop, whispering salaciously in my ear—begging. i didn’t let you advance too far. you weren’t the one i wanted now and it was kind of making me sick how fate plays these kinds of tricks.

pisces: the best parties in high school were always at your house. everyone knows that. you were so good at making sure everything went smoothly and everyone was happy. but one night, you dismissed yourself and i found you laying down watching tv in your room. music was thumping downstairs and everyone was drinking and having a good time. i sat on the edge of your bed and saw in your eyes that you were so over it—always trying so hard for everyone else and never getting what you wanted in the end. there was something about this secret pain of your’s that struck me and even to this day, i admire how well you continue to hide it.

solace-y

just the girly things

forcing an earing through a closed piercing

taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin

human sacrifice

homemade face masks

descendantastrology

Forcing an earring: Leo, Virgo Taking off tight clothes: Aries, Scorpio, Sagittarius Human Sacrifice: Gemini, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces Homemade face masks: Taurus, Cancer, Libra

itzbatz-deactivated20240722

How into mainstream media are you?

count how many of these franchise movies you’ve seen and reblog with the number you’ve seen in the tags! there’s a total of 112 movies listed

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Iron Man (2008)

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Thor (2011)

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

The Avengers (2012)

Iron Man 3 (2013)

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Ant-Man (2015)

Harry Potter

Philosopher’s Stone (2001)

Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

Goblet of Fire (2005)

Order of the Phoenix (2007)

Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (2010)

Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (2011)

James Bond

Casino Royale (2006)

Quantum of Solace (2008)

Skyfall (2012)

Spectre (2015 coming soon)

The Lord of the Rings

The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

The Two Towers (2002)

The Return of the King (2003)

The Hobbit

An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

Star Wars

The Phantom Menace (1999)

Attack of the Clones (2002)

Revenge of the Sith (2005)

A New Hope (1977)

The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Return of the Jedi (1983)

The Force Awakens (2015 coming soon)

Spider-Man

Spider-Man (2002)

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

The Fast and the Furious

The Fast and the Furious (2001)

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

Fast & Furious (2009)

Fast Five (2011)

Fast & Furious 6 (2013)

Furious 7 (2015)

Batman Begins (2005)

The Dark Knight (2008)

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Man of Steel (2013)

Transformers

Transformers (2007)

Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Dark of the Moon (2011)

Age of Extinction (2014)

Pirates of the Caribbean

The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

At World’s End (2007)

On Stranger Tides (2011)

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park (1993)

The Lost World (1997)

Jurassic Part III (2001)

Jurassic World (2015)

The Twilight Saga

Twilight (2008)

New Moon (2009)

Eclipse (2010)

Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011)

Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (2012)

X-Men

X-Men (2002)

X2 (2003)

The Last Stand (2006)

Origins: Wolverine (2009)

First Class (2011)

The Wolverine (2013)

Days of Future Past (2014)

Mission: Impossible

Mission: Impossible (1996)

Mission: Impossible II (2000)

Mission: Impossible III (2006)

Ghost Protocol (2011)

Rogue Nation (2015)

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games (2012)

Catching Fire (2013)

Mockingjay Part 1 (2014)

Mockingjay Part 2 (2015 coming soon)

Indiana Jones

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Temple of Doom (1984)

Last Crusade (1989)

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Star Trek

Star Trek (2009)

Into Darkness (2013)

Terminator

The Terminator (1984)

Judgment Day (1991)

Rise of the Machines (2003)

Judgement Day (2009)

Genisys (2015)

The Divergent Series

Divergent (2013)

Insurgent (2014)

The Maze Runner

The Maze Runner (2014)

The Scorch Trials (2015)

Mad Max

Mad Max (1979)

Mad Max 2 (1981)

Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

Fury Road (2015)

Planet of the Apes

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2012)

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)

Alien

Alien (1979)

Aliens (1986)

Alien 3 (1992)

Resurrection (1997)

Prometheus (2012)

#lmao only 38?

sumayyahs-deactivated20180319

i see so many girls and there’s so many different types of pretty… there’s like the honey, green tea pretty girls that like sitting outside and soaking up the sun…. the dark pretty with black eye make up and wild hair and piercings… the bad bitch pretty with killer highlight and striking style….. the lazy pretty girls with snapbacks and sneakers…. the bookish girls with glasses and sweaters that make your heart melt…. the soft Angel pretty girls who just look as sweet as a peach with soulful eyes…. the cute girls with chubby cheeks and messy hair and it seems like warmth emits from them… girls are so fucking beautiful

astralsheep

green tea pretty girls: libra, sagittarius

dark pretty girls: scorpio, aries

bad bitch: aquarius, leo

lazy pretty: pisces, taurus

bookish girls: virgo, capricorn

soft angel girls: gemini

cute chubby girls: cancer

Questions I have for each sign

Aries: how is it so easy for you to make friends?

Taurus: why do you isolate yourself?

Gemini: will you ever stop searching for a new adventure?

Cancer: why are you so hard on yourself?

Leo: how do you remain so positive even in the most unfortunate circumstances?

Virgo: why is it that you rarely talk but when you do, you say the most beautiful things?

Libra: why do you succeed at everything?

Scorpio: why are you so infatuated with power?

Sagittarius: how do you stay so honest?

Capricorn: how do you remain so patient?

Aquarius: why do you stay loyal to those who barely deserve it?

Pisces: how do you fool others into thinking they know so much about you when they only know a fraction?

trashyhemmingway

To The Zodiac Signs, Dear Scorpio, you never cease to amaze me, the amount you love and care for others is remarkable. Please look after yourself though, in helping others you’ve forgotten to let yourself heal. Dear Sagittarius, it isn’t worth stressing about, I promise. Everything will sort itself out if only you give it enough time. Dear Capricorn, don’t count yourself out before the race has begun. You have magic in you my dear. Dear Aquarius, the type of snow that swirls peacefully and freezes time. The final five minutes of your favourite film. Coffee with a loved one. You too are the very best the world has to offer, don’t let anyone make you feel you’re worth less. Dear Pisces, with a running start nothing is impossible. Take a deep breath, swallow your fear and go get them. The world if waiting for you. Dear Aries, this is not permanent. Everyone stumbles when climbing a mountain. Things will get easier and the storm will pass. Dear Taurus, your smile is infectious and the world could use a few more reasons to smile right now. Let yourself be comfortable and grateful for the love that surrounds you and others will follow. Dear Gemini, nobody likes to be criticized, but you cannot go on the defensive every time anyone points out a problem. A little spilled milk is not worth an argument. Apologize and move on. Dear Cancer, find joy in the way the world is beginning to light up around you. Take the scenic route to enjoy the view and find time to breath a little. You deserve it. Dear Leo, I hope your bones have finally begun to feel like home. Be kind to yourself. Dear Virgo, it’s wonderful to see you so happy again. I’ve missed your laughter and the warmth of your company. You have no idea how wonderful it is for the people who get to call you a friend. Dear Libra, don’t let insecurity make you petty. You get to decide where you stand with people, should you choose to walk by without glancing in the way of familiar faces then there may be no going back.

Late Month Check-In with the Signs

(November 22nd)

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