all I want in life is a micropenis

I camt wait to buy more clothes that I'm never going to wear

[sextmeyournudes]

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[sextmeyournudes]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[theawkwardgayfanboy]

[opricat-deactivated20190919]

when september hits

me: *goes out in jeans, boots, and a sweater when it’s still 90 degrees* it’s fall

[sirfrogsworth]

Monica Lewinsky is funnier than all of the comedians who made shitty jokes about her. 

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

[marisatomay]

no customer is valid but I’ll make an exception for the 70 year old lady who told me I have the prettiest eyes and when I told her no after she asked if I have a boyfriend she immediately said “girlfriend, then?”

[oysterhearted-deactivated202411]

my overwhelming need to be attractive at all times vs the voices of mary oliver and mitski telling me i don’t exist to be consumed, fight

[papasmoke]

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

[terpsikeraunos]

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[marzipanandminutiae]

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

[cl0udyd4z3]

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

[portraitofemmy]

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

[lokisuggestion]

Im never alone because I have fleas :)

[bntyhuntr-remade]

[hazel-officially]

Everyone that reblogs this post by July 5th 2019 will get two moodboards based on their blog’s theme

[equalibroom]

Everyone?

[hazel-officially]

E V E R Y O N E

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

Pretty please

[fluffibon-deactivated20190926]

Reblogging as if it’ll work

[figurative-falsehood]

Oooo sure.

[dangered]

[laskyjedneplavovlasky]

hey whats up everyone, hows yr summer, what heartbreaking truths has everyone been coming to terms with lately

[thot]

this was literally so ahead of it’s time like…she beat everyone to the kermit revival by 5 years and y’all will STILL not give her credit for it…like always 

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]