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Names Menma and I'm going to be the best there ever was. ---私はこの世界を支配する--- RTN!Naruto/Menma Check out the 'Tags' link it has everything! Group: Genjutsu World Tags: 'sexualnoodles' OR 'thatmenma'

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Day With the Flowers | Menma & Ino | April 22, 16

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Seeing his grin, she blushed and looked down—averting her eyes to the side. “S-Sakura-chan’s really nice to me… S-She stood up for me when we were little kids one day when I-I was being picked on…” Azure orbs widened and she turned even more red, entwining her slender digits together, “A-Ano, Uhm.. You think I’m a b-beauty?” Blinking quickly, she looked back up at him, chewing her bottom lip, before looking back down to the ground. 

Letting a small giggle slip through her lips, she raised her hand before covering her lips and shaking her head. “I-I wouldn’t hurt M-Menma-kun. I would only use them in d-dire situations like if the v-village was attacked  or I was o-on a mission. A-Although… Well I-I don’t really want to talk about that one time…” She trailed off shaking her head. No one could know about that one time. 

Puffing out her cheek, she looked up at his laugh. Blinking confused, azure orbs widened. A sweetheart shaped face turned bright red and she brought her hands up to cover her face, as she let out a small squeak. Moving her fingers, blue eyes peeked out to lock with his and she blinked. A long night of passion? Oh. “I-I. N-No. S-Sides, M-Menma-kuns not interested in me l-like that.”

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He smiled remembering a more simple time; though children can be mean they were more carefree and forgiving then adults.  As a kid you didn’t have to worry over such things as you did when you got older it was simply having fun, and that’s what they all had growing up or at least tried to.  He broke his thoughts watching her for a few minutes before saying with a smile, “Your something else that’s for sure…” “Well that’s good to know! Cause I like your cooking and I’d hate to not have it anymore!” He let out a breath, and then chuckled, “I can’t see you hurting someone.. Well.. sort of.. I could see you doing it then giving like a thousand apologies and asking if they are alright.” He barked out a laughter at the thought swipping away a tear as he wondered what she meant about ‘that one time’. He rose a brow, “So even the perfect little wife has a few skeletons in her closet huh?” His eye bore down to her with a small hint of something new, he studied her before lifting up a hand to tug away one of her own. Locking eyes with other blue orbs as he leaned in close, eyes roaming down her delicate face, of small nose and pink lips only to travelling back up slowly “And if I am?”

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Day With the Flowers | Menma & Ino | April 22, 16

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Ino nodded, “Y-Yes. She was worried about me.. it was a little bit after my mother died.” Ino looked at him pursing her lips sullenly. “S-Sakura-chan always has the best intentions at her heart. E-Even if some people consider it “sticking her nose i-in where it doesn’t belong.”. She softly said. Her eyes widened at him, as a blush darkened her cheeks. “F-Follow me? Why would Menma-kun follow me?” 

Ino nodded as he changed the subject and smiled happily. “Y-Yup! I’m good at making poisons and making anti-dotes. S-Shizune-sama says that I’m one of the best she’s seen, handling poisons and making them. I may not be good with the Mystical Palm for a very long period of time, b-but poisons I can do.” She grinned happily. She liked talking about poisons almost as much as she liked talking about flowers. 

Looking at him, she giggled at his face before nodding. “A-Alright. I-I’ll wear the purple one today then.” Making her way to the apron.s she quickly grabbed the purple and the orange one and made her way back to Menma. Handing him the orange one, she quickly put the purple one over her head, moving her bun of hair out of the way, accidently knocking it down. Looking up, she moved her hair out of the way and blinked up at him. 

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He couldn't help but snort though it was soft, "Sakura does stick her nose into almost everything, it's like a fact.." He gave her a grin, "Though that's just who she is and it can be real annoying at times but I don't think I could stand her any other way.." He chuckled and leaned down to her, "Who wouldn't follow a beauty, eh?"

His eyes widened slightly  maybe Sasuke was right for once little girl could slip you the drops and you'd be out faster then saying 'Menma's the best' -cause that's definitely last words for someone-. Looking back over her, she was so small though... Nah Sasuke was still wrong, "Remind me not to get on your bad side. I prefer to be hovering over the rose, rather than pushing them up, if ya know what I mean."

Trying to act not to excited but couldn't help happily snatching up the orange fabric. He put it on with care and looked down with a grin, ahhh orange was such a wonderful color so bright and vibrant. 

Finally looking up, he couldn't help but let out a laugh as he walked over to her, "Are you trying to seduce me into taking you for my wife?" he teased her, and motioned at her appearance. "You lookin' more and more like a newly wedded wife than I have ever seen! Apron, disheveled hair from," He smirked locking eyes with her,"A long night of passion, and a cute little grin."

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Day With the Flowers | Menma & Ino | April 22, 16

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She giggled lightly at his tone before nodding, “Y-Yes monthly. This is a flower shop you know.” She grinned teasingly at him, before her eyes widened. “T-Take you to my garden? W-Why would you want to s-see that? S-Sakura-chan’s only seen it once, and that’s b-because she kind of followed me…” Ino admitted softly. 

She let out a small hmm as her attention came back to the male next to her and she nodded slightly. “Y-You can tell a lot by just paying attention to some details. I-It’s also really good for b-being a kunochi as well.” She explained softly. She jumped slightly from the sound of his fist hitting his palm and her eyes were directed back to him.

A flaxen brow raised as she nodded to the back wall, where there small shrubs and bags of dirt. “A-Ano, w-would you like an apron first? I have an o-orange one, a r-red one thats S-Sakura-chans and a purple one.” She asked quietly. 

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He peeked over at her, "She followed you huh? Yeah she has a knack for sticking her nose where it doesn't belong," Snorting, "That may have rubbed on her from me.. I remember being very noisey which I do even today.." He smirked at her, "Like right now.." his eyes softened, "I'd follow you too, Ino chan."

He shook his head slightly from the thoughts and nodded, "It's good cause you can know which are poisonous and which aren't right?" He thought that over for a moment and decided to file it away for reference if the need ever arose. If he was going to be the best of the best and fill the Hokage spot he needed only the best under him.

Menma looked away with a small blush and pout, "Well umm.." he cleared his throat, "I'l...I'll take the orange one since you know the other is Sakura's." He looked down and trying to look like it wasn't a big deal to him that he had said it. Though most everyone thought his favorite color was red or black, it was actually the daring and bright orange it fascinated him. So he was practically a kid with candy at the thought of wearing it.

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"She is mine!" 

WIP Little inside of what is soon to happen. (Basically how me and my wonderful Ino are.)

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Time Off || Open

The teenage Hyuuga narrowed his pale eyes, his face curling into a look of… distaste and confusion. No, he didn’t like this at all— in the slightest, no.

Time… off. It was quite a weird feeling. Not having anything to do, no training, no missions, no anything. Lee, Tenten, and even Gai-sensei— Gai of all people!— were taking some time off, so naturally he should do the same, of course.

But what… to do? Neji’s brain first went to a delightful trip to the bath house, and a well-fitting lecherous grin tugged at his lips. Hmm, that was always an option, indeed; it counted as some sort of training, because it involved balance (when losing so much blood, that was a hard thing to keep), honing his skills at Byakuygan (those wooden walls were getting thicker and thicker, it seemed) and, of course, a nice, relaxing bath. 

Mind set, his chin tilted up a tad, and he Hyuuga-proudly did an about face, turning to stroll towards the bath house, the perverted look on his visage no-doubt giving wind of what he planned to do.

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It was like some sort of sixth sense or at least a newly acquired ability that was plausible if someone could sense evil intent then he should be able to sense perverted thoughts  Kami only knows how many Sasuke has just a day especially when walking down through the town. 

So when his senses kicked in he looked around for his team mate but he could of sworn that the boy had told him he had something else to do and would be there at a later time. Being deeply confused he stopped at the entrance till it clicked, a certain long haired, pale eyed shinobi was walking his way. His head was lifted up in the air though most would find it that he was proud all Menma could think was he was trying to hold back the flow of blood that probably wanted to leak out at getting so close to a place with naked ladies. 

He waited where he was crossing his arms that held his materials as the Hyuga made his way toward him, "Convinced yourself again?" He smirked.

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( when he’s going out to a place where he knows no one will recognize him, Menma likes to wear ‘cute’ clothes )

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Day With the Flowers | Menma & Ino | April 22, 16

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Ino nodded as a soft smile appeared on her lips, “I-I will. Thank you, M-Menma-kun.” She muttered quietly. She listened to his question before shaking her head, “I-It’s more like every month. I-I don’t just have this, I have my own secret p-place I go to and plant things.” A fond smile came across her face, “B-Believe it or not, dirt doesn’t l-last very long around here.” A light blush dusted on her cheeks as she nodded.

“I do. D-Daddy helps sometimes, but he’s really busy so mostly it’s just me.” She continued on. “W-Well I know because if you look at this one, which is ready, and this one, which isn’t ready, you can still see small blooms on one and not on the other. The one that is fully bloomed is ready, The one that isn’t fully bloomed isn’t ready. And the one’s that are wilting, are dying. And cannot be sold. I use those for other things like small mix bags.” As she continued speaking, she more or less got excited, and that stunted her stuttering for the moment. 

She shook her head at his compliment, “A-Ah, I’m not cool. I-I just have attention to the finer d-details in life.” 

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He blanched, “Monthly?!” He gave an exasperated chuckle, “That’s a lot of dirt!” He looked over at her, “Se..secret place?” That had piqued his interest; his curiosity was already gnawing at him at the thought of a place he hadn’t looked at.  He tilted his head and gave her a grin, “You should take me there one day!”

He stared at the flowers but he guess he didn’t have a knack for it or something, he saw some difference but to him it was just a flower. He didn’t really see much of a comparison but he had only wanted to glance to see if Ino was seriously but when he looked up she seemed to glow. Her face seemed so happy and into what she spoke, she didn’t stutter, her eyes seemed to sparkle with love? Interest? He couldn’t tell but it was a nice look on her face.

Menma leaned on the table top and put his chin into his hand, “Details are good..I usually skip over those..” He said quietly. When he thought about it he didn’t really know a lot about Ino, he knew a lot about her from Sakura and he personally knew she liked flowers but he didn’t know her. That made him a bit upset he wanted to know his friends so he straightened himself up and smacked his fist into his palm with a very –and what most people would scurry from- determined face.

He was going to learn more about her, there was no way she was so superficial to just like flowers he would find other hobbies. “Soo Ino-chan,” He tried to say smoothly, “Where’s the dirt?” 

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