sit down and get ready

morgan | 27 | england ||| memes. angry political things. occasional selfies. all you could ever dream of and more from a blog. genderfluid, they/them pronouns. autistic and ready to fight u. but in a friendly way. pls be my friend. you are always welcome to send me random anons venting to me, asking me questions, and also telling me if there's anything you need me to tag so you can feel safe and comfortable here.

[sexwithaninja]

I take way too many selfies when I put on makeup but in my defense: colourful sparklies

[sexwithaninja]

I had a hauntingly awful sensory experience multiple days ago that I cannot stop thinking about, so now I'm gonna force y'all to think about it and commiserate with me

The very first thing I do on many mornings is feed my two cats. I sleep naked, so this means I often feed them naked. I dish up their food in the kitchen, but they're used to eating in "their" bedroom (the guest room) so I take it upstairs for them. On one recent cursed day, I stopped on my way to their room to bend down and grab an energy drink from the box on the floor with my free hand (yes I have ADHD). In the process, I accidentally dunked one of my nipples into their cold wet food. The cats were swarming me at this point, all two of them, so i took the cat food and my one wet tit upstairs before rinsing and rinsing at the sink. I've showered multiple times since but I still feel gross and I have only my own hubris to blame. The end.

[sexwithaninja]

One of my hobbies when I'm sad is to leave super positive customer feedback for anyone who's even a little bit nice to me, so I would like to ask 1. What kind of feedback do bosses pay most attention to and 2. What is everyone's favourite kind of feedback to receive?

[sexwithaninja]

More selfies! I like to bring both drag and fuckboi energy to the function

[damazcuz]

The instinct when seeing some shit to say "who the hell put this on my dash" and then scrolling up to see beloved mutual's name and icon. And looking the other way peacefully.

[sexwithaninja]

Makeup + fit that I was real smug about yesterday (ft. My new underwired bra. I haven't worn an underwire since 2020 and my tits are in my throat)

[sexwithaninja]

Your selfies are so pretty, but god damn, how do you not knock yourself out when you jump?

Hehe thank you, and tbh I wear sports bras a lot and the most jumping i do is at gigs 😂

[sexwithaninja]

Makeup! Ignore my twisted dungaree strap lmao

[sexwithaninja]

This is why i don't wear pyjamas btw, too much fidgeting and I wake up like this 😅

[sexwithaninja]

Sometimes you have to don your bluest, stripiest outfit to go to the vape shop and scare the locals 😈💙

[sexwithaninja]

I'm gonna hold your face in my hands and stroke your cheek with my thumb while I tell you thi-- hey stop sucking my thumb. hey

[sexwithaninja]

I think we're all thirsty for an amazing thirst trap 👀

Here's me quenching my literal thirst and hopefully also yours lmao, plus my outfit (March is not Short Shorts Weather in England but I am invincible)

[sexwithaninja]

Another selfie dump. I'm sad and need compliments 😅

[sexwithaninja]

Tried to post this selfie dump once already and it disappeared so here it is again. I am sad and compliments might help lmao

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags: What’s your evil, alternate timeline self? Mine’s the one where I didn’t bail on my forensic psych degree and actually became an FBI profiler. 

[sexwithaninja]

Wake up babe, new Morgan selfies just dropped

[sexwithaninja]

the dentist is fucked up, what do you mean a man with his fingers in my mouth is going to tell me what a good job I've been doing keeping my teeth clean and I'm NOT supposed to find it enjoyable