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18! Everything is better in blue~ Never have I wanted anything more than a man named Miles Quaritch side blog: sexy-leaf-water

[sexy-bee-juice]

Only active on other acc! ^^ link in bio

[makoodles]

jake being obsessed with ur tits.....but also neytiri being obsessed with ur tits bc they're so different from the na'vi so she can't stop fondling them while jake watches

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH I LOVE THIS ONE

SHE'S SO MOTHER

[makoodles]

The day reader can finally take bsf Jake cock and ride it like a champ is the day Jake felt like he died and went to heaven, he wants to do this everyday but knows his poor friend stamina can’t take that much, so he try to do it a couple times a week. Burn the image of his best friend riding his huge dick into his head

BESTIE YOURE SO RIGHT

his eyes will be straight up rolling back into his head, he will be so gone

[makoodles]

in between of all the ola'netu simping, i vote for the threesome cause i think good poly solves everything hhhhh you

write too well not to be kissed on the mouth hdhdbdh GURL

i do love a good threesome

HAHAHAHAHAH i will ALWAYS ACCEPT A NICE KISS ON THE MOUTH

[makoodles]

sex education was so good, i keep rereading it, never knew how bad i needed best friend jake 🤕 but i saw you mentioned you were unsure of how to make it work for a jake x reader x neytiri, but maybe reader keeps going around the clan and ola’netu is still persistent in his interest with reader and neytiri over-hears and she goes all panicky because even though she’s never expressed it, she does enjoy having us around and we’re her tawtute, hers and jakes, and maybe something like that, like her running to jake and being all nervous about how he is still trying something with you. maybe even a teasing comments like “are you not doing what you’re supposed to be doing?” from her, just a suggestion but i know whatever you come up with will be amazing 💞 anyways i love your writing 💞 i could spend hours rereading your work

THANK YOUUUUUUU

this is actually a really cute idea ahhhhhh i love neytiri being all cheeky with the lil “are you not doing what you’re supposed to be doing?” HAHAHAAHHA drag himmmmmm

[makoodles]

okay but the idea of a pt 2 for sex ed where neytiri gets involved bc she's just as curious about human anatomy as reader is about na'vi? she hears jake's stories about doing things with you and she wants to see what it's like for herself, because i feel like na'vi would be just as curious abt our mating practices and reader is in theirs. so neytiri decides to tag along the next time, whether it be with just watching or if she decides to get more...involved ;).

(i feel like she'd also be hilariously judgmental abt the social aspects of it. she'd be like "men give you flowers? that's pathetic theyre everywhere. no skill shown and they die. why would u want those. what do u mean sometimes they pay someone else to collect it FOR THEM")

HORNY THOUGHT HORNY THOUGHT HORNY THOUGHT

also i laughed out loud at the idea of her being so damn disdainful at the mating efforts of human hksdhgkdgh i love her

[memeuplift]

[lmaonade]

excuse my language but it is so bizarre to me how common it is to refer to someone’s dick as their “meat”. like. it’s all meat. all of you. the whole fucking thing is meat and water. and bones that aren’t even really yours you’re just borrowing them. what the hell 

[hotvampireadjacent]

my meatus weatus lol

[lmaonade]

Are you kidding me?

[konoko]

[grim-vs-lizard]

Lovers' Quarrel 💔: Gaius Octavius (NATM) vs. Jedediah Smith (Same media)

Octavius ❤️

Jedediah 💙

Voting ended onApr 14, 2023

[grim-vs-lizard]

LOVE WINS TODAY!!!!!!!!!

[imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper]

LOVE WINSSSS

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Happy sludge saturday baby

[mynowherenothing]

[bloodycapulet-deactivated202206]

blood is romantic you guys are just cowards

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

I'm gonna be thinking about this all day

[acybernetickiwi]

If you deadname someone in the death note it kills you

[jin-ei]

In one of the Death Note live action movies (I think it was Light Up the New World), a man changes his name after harboring guilt about past crimes and trying to atone (not even answering to that name). He's only killed after his new name gets put in the book, since he shed his old name.

Man wasn't trans, but if the logic applied to him, logic should apply to trans people too!

[randomgermancupcake]

This rule implies that birth names are not necessarily the names given to you at birth.

That means you can change your name or consider yourself to have a new name and the death note recognizes it.

Death Note is an ally.

[gordon-freeman-official]

Diversity win! this Death Note kills trans people but doesn’t deadname them!

[thereforealiar]

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

[filthyxangel-deactivated2021072]

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

I love the fact that this is insinuating that jesus is going to try to kill these kids