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thyrell

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

thyrell

irs.

efoxgirl

heavensickness

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

maswartz

Don't leave this in the tags.

astraldemise

looks at you

astraldemise

looks at you

syn4k

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

chan-nami

My GLaDOS gijinka idea : Her hair & the codes that bound her to Aperture were cut off when she was murdered.

eridan-ampora

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

eridan-ampora

^ just found the dodge button

aletheyass

saving on concert tickets by only listening to dead artists

evergreen-femme

had to share this

wizardshark

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

bintro

mewtwo

griffiths I commissioned from @poritora thank you again!!!

parkchanwoohoo

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

malignedmare

“tme/tma are TERF dogwhistles” <- guy who could not identify a dogwhistle if he was a cocker spaniel

malignedmare

if you consistently use the “-slop” suffix and wojaks i really don’t think you’re in any position to talk about someone else blowing the dogwhistle

ectofool

tiktoksthataregood-ish

twinkprison

we must get through it Thursday

c-53

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????