Wait, I don't get it

My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and like my father and grandfathers before me, I am an sexy Assassin."

[sexy-ezio]

depois de 5 anos eu lembrei a senha daqui yay

[daxdraggon]

This quirky sob. I love him so much.

[fanfiction-masterlist]

Now listen here you little shit one tiny kudos does not fully express the how I feel when I read a good fanfic and I am no where near being able to express in words the shear heartbreak or pure happiness that these authors can make me feel so let me send another fucking kudos

[redanian]

Blackwatch: Gabriel Reyes

[sexy-ezio]

i finally remembered the fucking password/email of this shit (thought i lost this account)

well here am i (no one cares)

[sexy-ezio]

While playing Assassin's Creed

Me: *sees a really high building*

Me: *licks and bites lips*

Me: I will climb the fuck out of you

[thegamefreaks]

Ubisoft confirms no Assassin’s Creed game for 2016

For the first time in seven years there will not be a new Assassin’s Creed game out this Christmas.

[onewinged-sephiroth]

When I was a young man, I had liberty, but I did not see it. I had time, but I did not know it. And I had love, but I did not feel it.

[bayek-of-sivva]

x

[bayek-of-sivva]

x

[gelatins]

My life

[astrosoviet]

when u read a fic and ur ship isnt even close to getting together at the beginning like they either hate each other or theyre just acquaintances 

but then

u get to this one part

and you’re like

it begins

[astrosoviet]

when u read a fic and ur ship isnt even close to getting together at the beginning like they either hate each other or theyre just acquaintances 

but then

u get to this one part

and you’re like

it begins

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

do not comment on what I’m eating

do not comment on how much i’m eating

do not comment on how little i’m eating

do not comment on how healthy it is

do not comment on how unhealthy it is

do 

not

comment

on

what

i’m

eating

[kenihana]

Stop doing wifey shit for a nigga that don't even ask if you've made it home from work

Make this a priority in 2016

[itsjustaimar]

!!

[sexy-ezio]

them: so are you a morning person?

me: no

them: more of a night person?

me: no

them: so what then

me: i'm not a person at all, i'm more of an abstract concept

[hiddlesy]

shoutout to everyone who’s still following me through my many changes of fandoms and don’t get pissed off whenever I flood your dash with things you don’t even like. thank you.

[sexy-ezio]

<3