Welcome to the shit show

[sexyastronaught]

🔲matchy matchy🔳

[deathgasmic]

slut era (would do anything for the person that makes me feel safe, protected, and adored)

[sporesgalaxy]

they should invent a my brain that isnt. so scared

[sixpenceee]

Here is what a ladybug taking off looks like in slow motion | source

[redbabe]

Ohhhhhh wow 💖

[knightofdandelions]

[sandandglass]

[vetmedirl]

God bless nurses forever

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[mr-milo05-deactivated20250909]

Last year… on this day…

[maxkillertart]

[mylifeontheline]

two years ago… on this day….

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

I was about to say how dumb this idea was in retrospect because of COVID. Then I realized this was pre-pandemic and am mentally incapable of processing the fact that two years ago lockdown was just. Not a thing.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[tkr]

𝕾𝖗𝖙𝖆́ 𝓥𝖎𝓚𝖆𝓴𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖎 𝓥𝖎𝖇𝖊 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖊さん/ Twitter

[kivihattu]

And together, they fight evil Do not underestimate them

[longscorsese]

queens

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

anger

[vijara]

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

[trashskeleton-deactivated201408]

And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

[deeznutsu-deactivated20150913]

RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

[daddysbabyboi]

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner

[hoebutmadefashion]

[pussyclench-deactivated20140724]

[frankbainimarama]

[emostfu]

[rocktheholygrail]

The Good Place (2016-2020)

[iconuk01]

Aired pre-pandemic too… that was depressingly on the nose at the time, but now… Ouch.

[hoshifromkpop]

[donodomorro-deactivated20230520]

[victoriamsalazar]