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Im that guy that says "omg a cat" every time he sees a cat

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Pure genius

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11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

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These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

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Reblog to save a life

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#Reblog

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u kno ur fucked when u start picturing soft things like holding hands and going on dates w/them… that’s it u done turn in ur obituary no coming back from that

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people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

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‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

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Literally

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me trying not to make impulse purchases when i'm sad

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how much do you think it frustrates the Joker that a man in a bat costume punching a clown should be the funniest thing in existence but everyone in Gotham has decided to take it seriously

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dril candle tweet 

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Every anime fr

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