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reblog if you're a drug addict.
So at like 15/16 when I was doing opiates I could *hit* myself no problem ; then I quit all narcotics a few weeks before i turned 17 and just smoked pot for 4 years. And when I was 20/21 I started smoking ice and decided itd be better shot but I couldn’t for the life of me get any spot to register so I had other people doing it for me off and on the last 4ish years. Any way the whole point -pun not intended- of this tweaker rant is I just *mostly* successfully hit myself for the first time in like 8 years (I was shaking and missed a bit at the end ) but hallelujah I can still get gacked the way I want when I’m alone 😅
Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ….acknowledged
All the info you will ever need
Being the OCD person I am, I organized all the tips by store & various topics. I made this as a page yesterday, but the links wouldn’t work, so here’s a post.
As stated before, this is a role-play blog, & if you attempt any of these, you are doing so at your own risk. Shoplifting is illegal, especially if you’re over 18 (in the US. not sure about other countries) Thanks for playing along! :)
All links open in a new window.
Cautionary Tales
I got caught in zara (someone else’s story)
Stuff that will get you caught up
Half Price Book Scare
Security Tag Removal Guide
Tips/Tricks Megapost
Tips/Tricks Masterpost (do NOT do #53 however)
Cellphone trick
Up your sleeves technique
Various store tag/LP/dressing room/methods info (US store at the top. UK stores below them. Followed by methods.)
Stores:
Victoria’s Secret 1
VS 2
VS 3
VS 4 (tip for bras)
Ulta Masterpost
Walmart
WalMart/Target
Target/Ulta/Beginner tips
Forever 21 Masterpost
Michael’s & Hobby Lobby
American Eagle/Aerie
Urban Outfitters
Express
Sephora (You’re better off going to Ulta)
Wet Seal
Carsons
Books-a-Million/Kohls/Michaels/Hobby Lobby/Joann Fabrics
Lifting clothes when the attendant counts the items
Guide to lifting clothing
Solution to the empty hanger problem
Leaving the fitting room with less that you walked in with
Other:
Magnet video
Split credit card method for gator tags (not sure if this actually works)
Protecting privacy online
Lifting Masterpost
Identifying undercover security
Store LP (loss prevention) info
Your lifting bag/purse
Store policies
Haul Inspiration
People that use magnets have purchased them from AliExpress, Ebay, & Amazon. The most popular one is the N52 neodymium magnet.
Many stores have magnet detectors!!!
Checks for tags EVERYWHERE. Some are hidden in seams of clothing! Some are hidden underneath bar codes!
Unless you’re a pro, avoid these stores: WalMart, K-Mart, Kohls, JC Penny, Target, Macy’s, Dillards, Belks, Neiman Marcus, & other department stores.
NEVER shoplift at church sales, thift stores (except Salvation Army lmao), & yard sales. NEVER rob people.
Message me if any of these links are broken.
Please tag your porn plz
This will always be important
“The more I hear about you
The more I wonder why.
Why was I in love with you?
You never liked a single thing
That made me who I am.
I tried to be what you were looking for
But in that quest I lost myself.
I hated myself for months
Trying to get you to see something in me.
Problem was you saw me
And hated everything,
Yet you still continued to use me.
Looking back now,
I knew from the beginning.
I just wanted to feel wanted
And you were good at lying.”
-K.N.B.
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tonight’s mood.
I really need the life fucked outta me rn 😭
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