Seven

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Flock of Sheep Blocks the Road

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Everything is a boat

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Sure, I could make money selling whole live watermelons.

But I could make a lot more money swallowing a watermelon seed, incubating the whole live watermelon in my stomach, and selling tickets to the attraction.

Maybe I’ll become skeptical about the morality of the act and suggest to my audience, “Sure, this is cool but you should really check out real whole live watermelons in real whole live watermelon patches.”

To which they’ll reply, “You’re so humble, I’d like to purchase another ticket please.”

The physical pain from my intestines expanding to the size of a whole live watermelon will be far less excruciating than knowing that the pain is as much of a gimmick as the whole live sight of it.

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Leave me be, I'm building a boat.

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Writing paper for school is so hard because i can only write jokes and suicide threats

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my short this year ,eh

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Eddieeee holy shittttt

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don’t ask and God says you shall receive

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ON Vacay Bozos!

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words from a poster I did for some buds, the rest of the image is still being formed, post when Im good and ready. Dont do type often but found a way of making it interesting for myself. It’s still new so it’s not quite “there” yet but I’m interested in where it might go. 

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There isn't a party of fraternity caliber being held in my home this evening but open my door to 13th street and behold the very same.

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Sorry if I've been brief people,lately spaced out

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will i finish by 3 o’clock? will i get both pieces done?

I dont know Jimmy, go ask your Pop Pop.

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...in my mind

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Just tripped and broke a $4000 vase at the Snyderman gallery....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7pQG5Iv784

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get me out this houseee