poot poot

the human equivalent of ramen

[you-are-always-alone]

[killbilled]

Have one for me too.

[toospookyforboogie-deactivated2]

[freedricksanchez]

[kyurem]

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[c-ptsdofficial]

thnks fr th mntl llnss

[yesterdaysprint]

News-Journal, Mansfield, Ohio, May 6, 1929

[k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905]

creepypasta time

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

delete this

[swarnpert]

i am bed bath and beyond disappointed in you son

[b-rainrot]

[nasafangirl]

[redsatinsheets]

me: jay-z cheated on beyonce

my mom: who’s jay-z???

me: …………you’re right

[bob-belcher]

[transgambit]

therapist: how are you feeling today?

me: hmm…12 on the Keanu Mood Scale

therapist: for the last time i have no fucking idea what that means 

[seppin]

When U get too cocky and have like 50 tabs open and then God reminds U to stay humble and crashes the browser and U lose all of them