cyberbully

[illegallize]

you've changed

thank god for that

[noahnomore]

[fatpikachupics]

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

[1999gorl]

ITS A QUARTER AFTER 1 IM A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEED YOU NOW

[rnutualfollow]

SAID I WOULDN’T CALL BUT I’VE LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOW 

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Execs be like "this animated show can't appeal to adults unless it's ugly as fucking sin"

[staraptor]

life… is an egg

[kavvka-deactivated20171211]

explain

[staraptor]

has chickens in it sometimes

[mjalti]

[wizardjpeg]

incoming transmission from the big man

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god says he made every thing except me and wants to know who i am

[mjalti]

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

[wyrmwizard]

Me after being asked to repeat my McDonald’s order

[curls-and-courage]

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

[barbex]

This is poetry.

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

[meanplastic]

when people tell me to go outside when im depressed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[valtsv]

watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me

[partialbirthabortion]

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

[randomslasher]

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure. 

[kotortwo]

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

[kaworin]

[surfdog2000]

what th

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

[tierradelatrasero]

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

[justatechnowizard]

[chazzfox]

Oh myfdb c