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bisexual jew 30

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[pmamtraveller]

Art by Phillip Light

[slopforhogs]

Red river hog (Potamochoerus porcus) “Red River Hog in Mud” by Eric Kilby, CC BY-SA 2.0

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[sioltach]

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

[bewbin]

Benjamin Franklin originally wanted the American bird to be the turkey but instead it turned out to be the bald eagle which is ironic because now bald Americans fly to Turkey to get their bald fixed which is crazy cuz turkey is a flightless bird

[dovvvvv]

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

[kristina100000]

youtube comment of the day

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[slavicafire]

why don't you present yourself more femininely?

fat medieval hedgehog

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[sheherlockholmes]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Sad they slut down club pangolin :/ we used to fuck that icebert to pieces

[hotvampireadjacent]

Club penguin. They were penguins.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im too drunk to read.. what does this say

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mrsterlingeverything]

God i miss him so much

[jncos]

No money: I need food

One money: I need a cool silver ring with a skull on it

[tonyzaret]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

there's no shame in continuing to live with your parents as an adult, but it does have an undeniable poisoning effect on your brain that you can't start healing until you live somewhere else