ok but seriously this is some visual reference for Rachel (left) and Micheal (right) I'll post some more stuff of them but the joke was too funny not to make
@shamefilledsnzblog 's oc crawford got to me and so i made fan art with permision
i (regret?) to imform you my depiction of him kinda reads like g/ame gr/umps a/rin (it's the hair) i realized this when i was like 99% done with drawing
more fujimoto of p/onyo... no snz in this one, it's actually more in the whump category... im still going to tag it the same as the rest of the comic tho...
Cw: sneezes, destructive sneeze trope, nose blowing, making out.
In this installment Rachel and Micheal have that second date. But things do not go according to plan when someone's perfume sets off Micheal's nose.
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It was finally Friday, earlier then they had originaly planed, (around noon) but plans change what can i say?. He pulled up in his car and got out into the chilly November air. It was lightly snowing, the kind of snow that you could make out the designs of. Micheal took the sight in for a spell and smiled, if he had to pick a favorite season it would definitely be winter. Moments like this were a part of it sure, but it mainly had to do with the general repreave from allergens that it brought along with it.
Sure there was the likely chance he'd catch something that would make him sneeze anyway... but over the winter he could typically go more time without his overactive nose making a scene... But that is beside the point right now , right now he has a date to get to.
As he walked into the diner he spotted Rachel who was on her phone. She looks up from it and spots him. She smiles and waves him over.
"Hey! How you doing?" She asks
"Good, you?"
"Good... just doing some suduko on my phone."
"Sudoku huh? I'm a bit of a puzzle lover and have been doing alot of those recently. "
"Nice! I'm just about done with this one... just gotta enter the numbers...and...done!"
She proudly shows him the "Solved It!" on her phone screen.
"Solved it." He says as he gives a short gulf clap.
"Thank you, thank you I'll be here all night."
They soon got a booth and started chatting away about puzzles...
...They ordered
...And then their food arrived
Unbeknownst to them at this very moment there was a woman walking in wearing just the right kind of perfume to set Micheal off. They were half way through their meal when it started. He could vaguely smell it, a light flowery smell that he took notice of. It wasn’t a very strong smell but he could tell it was perfume. He knew he had to be cautious around the stuff but he was having such a nice time... as he debated himself It started; a small itching sensation was suddenly in his nose. Micheal scrubbed at his nose and took an experimental sniff... Wrong move, the sensation quickly grew into something undeniable. Shit, he needed to sneeze.
Rachel, who had been talking to him about something or other, stopped mid conversation and was now watching him like a hawk. There was no way this was happening right?
“Hey you ok?”
He shook his head “I neehd to leave… HI HI HHH?...” He shakily got up from the table
“Ok- shit - ok.” she also stood up as he started fumbling towards the door.
“I got you” she said as she took his arm
He followed her with a vague knowledge of where he was going. They were halfway to the door when Rachel felt him stop dead in his tracks and heard his voice gasping desperately. Then-
HHHIIISHHHH!!! A strong gust of wind escaped into the restaurant. Blowing things off tables and causing general havoc. Suddenly there was a stir in the restaurant of general unease.
But Micheal could only think about getting out of here before more came he trudged desperately to the door. Seeming to be going through a herculean effort to do so without sneezing again.
As soon as he was an inch outside Michael exploded into another oversized sneeze, quickly followed by another two. Each time causing the lightly falling snow to blow as if in a storm. Rachel was beside herself with emotions.
“Bless you. There’s no need to be sorry, these things happen.”
“Thh-this always happens to me though… *SNIFF!* this is supposed to… H-H-HH? *sigh* to be the time of year this doesn’t happen.”
“You have allergies?!”
“The worst” He sneezed thrice more almost to prove a point.
“Wow… that’s… wow.”
“I'm still *sniff* trying to rap my head around *sniff* that you’re into that… Ugh Fuck… we left without paying”
“Oh shit we did just kind of-”
IISHHH-EH!!
“...Dine and dash…Let me go in and handle it”
He was about to retort that they should split the bill but she was on her way and he couldn’t do anything but sneeze. He then sighed after the latest bout, scrubbed at his nose, and decided to take refuge in his car. After starting the car and rolling down the windows to vent any sneezes he blasted the heat and grabbed a handkerchief from the glove box.
About three minutes later Rachel got back she was carrying to go boxes with her but didn’t see Micheal till he honked his car horn at her. She hurried over. She arrived at the passenger side door.
“Hey, can I come in?”
He nodded as he blew his nose.
“I didn't get us into too much trouble did I?”
“No no not at all…I’m just…
"Just what?"
"Well I meen… that was… I’ve never-"
He suddenly sneezed again
“MMM! (was that a moan from her?) Fuck Micheal it’s THAT! To be honest I’ve never actually seen a wind sneeze live before... It’s just a lot and well…you know how I feel about sneezing…”
Micheal didn’t have to think for too long.
“I umm think I’m almost done if that helps?”
“...Ye- Yeah…I just… ugh words…I’m a bit split on what to do. Like I'd love to continue where we left off, have a nice conversation and eat…or…i kinda wanna… make out? Only if you want to though."
“…We could do both?”
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
(Three minutes later)
So um when we get to my place … would you be terribly opposed to… sneezing more?
If you’re going to get into it as much as you have been, I think I can manage.
Yeah!?
Yeah… though I’ll be done sneezing by then so unless-
I have plenty of things that should get the job done.
Of course you do…
(One car ride with a lot of flirting later….)
As soon as they were inside her house they were all over each other again
“You’re sure about this?” Rachel asked
Yeah you?
“Yeah…I’ll go get some of those supplies…
She eventually came back with several things in a bag. Rachel started placing them one by one on the coffee table. He looked them over making a mental checklist. Pepper check, 3 different bottles of perfume one witch was bound to make him sneeze so check, feathers check…and…
“What’s this?” He pointed at the small blue caped bottle.
“Ah That’s Chhinkni. Essentially sneezing powder. If all else fails, that's the one that’s sure to work.”
“Well one of those perfumes is bound to have an effect on me and everything else will definitely work.”
Rachel looked a bit shocked before asking “You’re that sensitive?”
“You have no idea”
“...Wow… Just what have I gotten myself into…”
“You’re about to find out if we keep to the plan.”
“I guess…speaking of which, should we continue?
“Before we do, you should take care of anything you don’t want blown away.”
"... Well I'm actually... kinda into that?" Rachel says and smiles sheepishly
“Really?...You keep finding ways of surprising me."
"OH! Except..." She looks twords the kitchen "Im gonna put my gem art away."
Rachel shoots off to the kitchen and grabs the half finished picture of a sunset beach along with the gems and hurries it to her room. She is soon back and says
"I meen I've sneezed before while doing one of those and some of the gems went missing..."
“Mmm, speaking of, should we get started?"
"Yeah... just feels like I'm forgetting something..."
"Is it something else to put away?"
"I don't think so but whatever... so do you wanna pick your poison or should I?"
"Dealers choice" He says
Rachel thinks for a bit and soon chooses the chhinkni before putting the rest of the things back in her bag.
“Ok now with this you really don’t need a lot. The usual dose is supposed to be a pea size but I'd suggest much less for your first time. It’s gonna smell and have a cold burn like menthol because that’s one of the ingredients.”
“I doubt I’ll be “stopping” anytime soon once I snort this. I’m sure about doing this, I just can’t believe I am...*Sigh*…Well here goes nothing.” Michael said, then put his hand up to his face and sniffed.
Micheal took in the unique smell and near immediate tickly cold burning sensation.
“How is it?”
“It’s… Definitely something else…” Micheal said as the sensation grew, then as he sniffed from the intense feeling, it doubled.
“! Oh fu-hh HUH?”
His face crumpled and with each hitched breath the sensation grew as if he was stoking a fire. He could hardly get his bearings before he started sneezing. Over, and over, and over again. Rachel meanwhile was watching this intense display with an intensity all her own.
“Uh- Fuck …you wern’t kidding about that stuff”
“You weren't kidding about how sensitive that nose of yours is.”
Hi?... HaSHHHHH!!-uh! - He was completely bent double for that sneeze.
“Woah easy there” Rachel said as she went to his side.”Here let's sit you down hun” So she led him to the couch much like how she had led him in the restaurant earlier that night.
“Th- Tha- TH-HAH EH-ESHHHEH!! Thank you” He sneezed out
“Anytime”
Micheal grabbed for the handkerchief in his pants pocket only to come up empty handed.
“Shit… I think- *sniff* I think I left *sniff* my handkerchief in my car…”
"I actually have some in that bag I brought if you’re ok with that."
He nods
Rachel quickly grabs one from the front pocket of the bag as she hears Micheal’s breath desperately hitching. As she puts it into one of his trembling hands with a “Here” he hurriedly grasps it with both hands in a death grip, holds it about five inches from his face and-
hAAASSSHHHHHHHH!!!
Sneezes massively in front of it making the fabric bend and waver. Afterwords he blows his reddining nose with an almost contradictory softness.
“Ugh… Fuck me” he says as he wipes his teary eyes
Rachel is sorely tempted to say “Gladly” but holds her tongue.
“So is this doing it for you?”
“Very much so” She said lustfully while sitting next to him on the couch, then kissed him on the cheek.
“Mmm good cuz I don’t think I’m anywhere near done.”
Suddenly Rachel's phone started beeping.
"Tsk, That's what i'm forgetting... Med alarm"
Micheal can only sneeze in response.
"Give me a sec, let me go take my meds " She says degectedly "You keep-"
Micheal sneezes again, and again-
"You keep doing that, I'll be right back."
and again ...?.....and again....and...nothing.
Rachel was soon back with him "Sorry 'bout that, adhd meds, if i don't take it with the alarm im bound to forget."
"Wonders of being nerodivergent *SNIFF* I have autism myself."
"Awsome! Nerodivergents unite!"
Micheal's breath hitches and builds up to nothing again. He sighs a groan and rubs his nose into the handkerchief.
"Fuck... "
"Is it stuck?"
"Might be ... either way it's...being stubborn... *sniff* "
"You wanna kiss about it?" She asks in a sultry voice
He nods and they move as one to make out.
There are little whimpers of excitement from each party, breath is labored on especially Micheal's end, as he is saddled with the wight of needing to sneeze.
...ohgodhe'sgoingto- please yes/no --->fuck
He pulls away as much as he can- HAASCHHIIII!!!
The gust of acomining wind blows Rachel's hair back and ruffles her clothes
Rachel moans in extecy, Micheal pulls back more and sneezes another harsh
HAASCHHIIII!!!
"Jesus Micheal... your driving me crazy here"
"You’re not bad at hih? Dr-driving me crazy.... yourself. "
"So are you enjoying this as much as i am?"
"You make sneezing very rewarding."
"! ... I... um what are words again?"
"...*sniff* I seem ... to be at a loss *SNIFF!* myself... do you want to kiss some more?"
"It might actually be getting a bit too intense right now... as much as id like that i'd also like to get to know you more and stuff. You know what i meen?"
"Under- hih-standable ... I just... still need to sneeze."
"Mmm go right ahead sweetie"
"..."
"Is it being stubborn again?"
"Hih?....Yeah...just *sniff* gimme a sec -hhh'h'hh"
"...... One second... Two seconds..."
"Hhhh ... not whhhat i mehnt .....?!"
"I know, i know, just kiddin-
HHHAAASHH!!! ...ugh
"Bless you"
"...Thanks... I think im winding down at least."
"That's good not sure how much more of that I can handle "
"Got more then you bargened for?"
"This is like... ordering one gold bar and getting a dozen ok? Bit too good to be true "
"Where whould you even order a gold bar from?"
"...That's a good question... but whatever. "
"... So if we're not making out anymore what should we do?"
"Movie?"
[And so they picked out a movie to watch, (The Room), and talked over it as if in mystery science theater. It was a good time, and Rachel and Micheal? They continued building this relationship of theirs. But anymore is a story for another day. ]
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well theirs part 2 for you I didn't know how to end it.... can you tell? Plz feel free to comment if you're a 18+ snz blog. PLEASE ! Thx.... bye!
this time it's fujimoto from p/onyo. i imagine p/onyo and sosuke hang out at sosuke's place from time to time. fujimoto is going to go pick her up. this is the first part, more coming later? im already working on it but i need a break.
another in my wind snz univerce series. this one is in magic au world. our mc today is Siris who runs a magic sex shop for kink stuff. he experiments with his newest product for causing wind sneezes. for the snzfuckers out there.
As always keep this to kink blogs yeah?
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Siris had tested all his products personally. today he was testing the latest test sample of wind sneezing potion. he had perfected the sneezing part… but not the wind part, no wind at all so far. He prepared himself and pressed the record button on his mounted tape recorder.
"Experiment sixty nine (nice) I have so far perfected the time limit per teaspoon of potion. About one minute of sneezing per teaspoon, reaction starting an average of one and a half minutes after ingestion. Sneezing frequency and fierceness has been the biggest variable so far. No perceivable wind or other phenomena of note. today i will ingest the newest dose containing two teaspoons of fluid…"
Siris drinks the dosage …
"Mmm usually the taste is that of water, today is more… like cherry? And it tingles a bit like a carbonated drink. Duly noted… hopefully that is not the only change of today's experiment and there will be some wind with the sneezing… i suppose now we wait…"
Soon there was a tell tale tickle in his nose
"It seems the tickling has started… a bit later then average… Mmm there's smell of dust which is new… no smells have been… re- sniff recorded so far… oh the tickle is… hhhh very intense ih? … It is itching… ah a bit as well?hh hh sensation is hhh getting stronger…sniff Oh it's starting to b-burn. "
He couldn't talk any more it was too intense. his body then started feeling a bit like how the potion had felt like a carbonated drink…then as he started hitching again he felt it… a small breeze. He wished dearly to be able to vocalize these findings… but even more then that he wanted to…. Sn-Sneeze!
"HIH HIH HIIIH? HIIII?! HHHHIII'SSHHHH-EEWW!!! "
a vicious sneeze fallowed by wind! He had done it! he had finally done it!
"HHHH' HISSSHHHHH!!! ugh HHHHI? HHHHIIIXSCHH!!! Th- There is now wind with HH hhh HH!? HHISHHH! Each sneeze… HHH- my body feels the'he same way the potion felt…HHHH hhh HHIISSSHHHHH'eh!!! when I drank it… a bit tingly…Hi hh heh EH? EhT'SSHHHH! EHT'SHHH! …IIISHHHH' EEWWW!!! … "
It was too difficult to talk so he would ride the rest out and note his findings latter, it was clear this was a breakthrough, but much more testing was needed. Much, much more.
turns out you can name your kink fic what ever 1/?
(Plz don't reblog to non kink blogs)
cw for fic ahead general steaminess as it is set at a 18+ kink convention (what are the logistics of such a thing?), no sneezes yet but is set in world where there are "wind sneezers" people whomst when sneeze produce wind... (destructive snz type stuff) not strong enough to really hurt someone but enough to cause social havoc. this is a semi rare condition but is well known about. (micheal, one of the mc's, is one such person) and also Micheal receives an "unsolicited picture" from one of the guys he trades numbers with.
Alot of Micheal and Rachel's story is more of a jazz of au's then anything concrete. In this installment Rachel and Micheal meet at kink con, but I may one day make a story they meet some other way. With out further ado let's go!
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Micheal was a bit nervous this was his first time going to one of these things. He kinda knew what he wanted to do… Well, he did kinda wanna hook up with somebody in the end. He wandered around for a bit after signing in and grabbing a badge and a pronoun sticker. He chatted up a few folks and scanned through the con book. He was initially looking for something he was into. (something bdsm related) then he found something that made him feel…emotions.
It was a panel titled Sneeze Fetish Panel 2: Electric Boogaloo. He shouldn’t have been surprised but he was. He was reminded that he had heard about it once a long time ago but didn’t really think about it. He now wondered if they would be into his wind sneezes… I mean probably. It’s just that he had been taught through his life and especially his father, shame surrounding it. He had slowly been coming out of his proverbial shell with his therapist and had unlearned a bunch of ingrained stuff. It’s probably half the reason he had chosen to come here.
Fuck it he’ll check it out.
Well I’ll be damned ,he thought, the room was packed. Soon enough the panel started.
“Hello kinksters, welcome to my panel! I’m Rachel ,she her, and I have a sneeze fetish!”
There was applause in the room. The more the panel went on he liked Rachel more and more she was charming, funny, and a bit flirty with the crowd. He was entranced.
“Ok so who here is new and wants to chat up here with me?”
His hand shot up with a few others.
“Ooooo who to pick, who to pick? Hmmm How about you sir with the white hair!” she was pointing at him. He was flabbergasted for a few seconds feeling like he had won big. He soon walked up to the podium like he was in a trance.
“Hey handsome what’s your name?”
“Micheal … Um, you’re quite stunning yourself.”
She smiled even brighter “Thank you Micheal. So tell me do you have the sneeze kink? Or are you just wandering in?
“No I don’t have a sneezing kink I mean I have others. That’s why im here at kink con… First time here too.”
“Oh you sweet summer child! Congrats for coming here! How are you liking it so far?”
“I was a bit nervous at first but now I think I’m quite liking it.”
“Wonderful! Any questions for me?”
Well he did have the one
“How do you guys feel about wind sneezers?”
There was a genral positive reaction going around the room. Rachel looked excited to answer.
“Oh my god that's my jam Micheal alot of peoples jam. I mean some don’t but you should have seen us last year. Like that was the main topic of the panel. I mean I try not to fetishise people but I'ld love to get my hands on one of those fine individuals one day.”
Throughout this little tirade of hers and the agreement in the crowd he felt what could best be described as pleasant surprise. His world view changing just a bit. And then he suddenly had another question that seemed to slip out of his mouth.
“Would you wanna go out with me then?”
The room went wild.
Rachel nearly choked on the water she’d been drinking.
“Sorry, was that too forward?”
“Are you telling me that you’re…a wind sneezer?”
He nodded
The room went even crazier.
“Holy shit… Ok everybody settle down! We’re adults here, we are cool and chill, we are fine…”
She waved him over to the main table after it had calmed down a bit.
“Ok you wanna exchange numbers or what?” she asked
“Numbers sound reasonable, yeah…”
“I can’t believe this is happening.” she said after exchanging numbers.
“Yeah…”
“We’ll text after the panel yeah? I am going to be a little bit busy seeing as I'm taking over for my friend at the vender”
The panel eventually continued with him in a daze. Rachel seemed to be in a daze at first too but eventually got back in the swing of things. It eventually ended though. “Alright, that's going to have to be a rap folks. I gotta get going. Thanks for coming and bless you all!” Then she turned on a song (Achoo by The Sparks) and people started sauntering out. He got a few more requests from some people in the room for number exchanges that he politely refused except for one handsome gentleman after he noticed the bdsm badge he had.
He realized he was a bit overstimulated and also wanted to process his thoughts so he went back to his hotel room. He had never thought of the sneezing part of himself as desirable. But now here he was faced with people who wanted to jump him because of it. It was mind blowing. Speaking of mind blowing he was starting to get a headache. Guess it was good he was back in his room, he could pop a couple painkillers.
He might as well text one of the two numbers he got and he was honestly more into this Rachel.
The text chain went like this.
M: hey about that date would you like to go to a coffee shop?
R: sounds good to me
R: im free later tonight if you are
M: yeah sounds good what time?
R: 7?
M: (thumbs up emoji) I know this little place a couple miles from here
M: Bean Juice on 5th summer street it’s right by the train station can’t miss it
R: omg lol it’s called bean juice, that's a mbmbam joke!
M:?
R: oh it's one of my favorite podcasts. my brother my brother and me. You should totally listen if you’re into podcasts!
M: I’ll add it to my ever growing list
R: sweet
R: what are some of your favorite podcasts btw?
M: How bout we save that for the date? I’m dealing with a migraine rn gonna try to sleep it off
R: oh no! Hope you feel better soon that sucks.
M: ty
R: np see u latter ^_^ !
Micheal was about to fall asleep when he heard another text chime. Then another soon afterwords. It was from the other guy, Tyler, he met at the panel.
Hey QT been thinking of you
[dick pick]
Micheal was understandably upset, seemed like a nice enough guy when they chatted but I guess you never know. He was tempted to call the guy out on his BS but decided to just block him. He put it out of his mind and quickly fell to sleep.
He woke up about an hour or so later. Still several hours in the day before his date. He wandered around the con going to the venders and looking around then decided to go to the bondage panel he’d been eyeing. It was an overall nice panel. Got a few more numbers too. Soon enough he was headed to the coffee shop by train.
He ordered his regular. A medium Colombian one sugar two creams. He didn’t have to wait long. He spotted her walking in and as she glanced around she quickly spotted him and waved. He waved back and she walked over.
“Hey nice to see you again. Did you get rid of that migraine?”
“Yeah it didn’t last long”
“That's good to hear, do you have to deal with migraines often?”
“About a couple times a month, you?”
“Thankfully I only get one every so often…. So what brought you to the con if you don’t mind me asking? Like what are you into?”
“Mainly BDSM.”
“Ah a classic, I like that kind of thing myself.
He sipped his coffee then asked “Are you going to get something to drink yourself?”
“I’ll probably get something to go but right now I'm more interested in talking to you.”
“I’m flattered”
“So what are some of your favorite podcasts?”
They chatted for quite a while about a multitude of things. It was delightful.
“Hey would you like to do this again sometime?” He asked
“I would love that. Honestly you seem like a great guy. All I really want for in a first date is to not get so horny on main I get sent a dick pick or something.”
Micheal scowled a bit and nodded “I know what you mean on the dick pick front . Just today I got one.”
“Oh dude that sucks, Fuck that, i’m sorry you had to deal with that.”
“Yeah fuck that shit. I mean I probably would have eventaly fucked this dude if he could’ve kept it in his pants.”
“Mhm…. Um speaking of what’s your usual get to know people faze until you…well”
“...Depends”
“I mean I’m free for a quick hookup every once in a while if that’s what you're looking for, but I usually like to take more time when I think it could be… something more.”
“...I can see something more as a definite possibility.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
They were both blushing at this point.
Next they worked out the logistics of how and when they would see each other next and learned that they only lived about an hour or so away from each other. They decided to meet at a steak place they both knew about halfway between their places. They planned for next Friday night at 6pm.
The rest of the Con went great for them after they parted ways with a kiss.
A sickfic for sicktember. DON'T REBLOG TO NON SNZ BLOGS!!!
Welp… it was official. Michael had caught the office cold he had been hoping he wouldn’t catch. Not only was it a doozy of a head cold it ended up being during the couple of weeks his allergies were the worst. The good news? He could stay home until he got better. The bad well… Today was the office meeting that had already been postponed long enough for his liking, and he was loath to reschedule it again. Medium news? Well he could do the meeting over Skype.
So he got to work trying to make himself look presentable with the help of his wife.
“I think you look spectacular.” Rachel chimed in.
“To you maybe. But I’d like to at least try to look presentable to my coworkers.”
“Mmmm well I guess the sick business man look is also appealing.”
“You’re welcome to do me again *sniff* after the meeting.”
“Seeing as you’re already getting dressed up for it, maybe some workplace roleplay…”
“Yeh-You’re incorrigible” Michael said with a wavery voice while pulling out the handkerchief from his pocket. He sneezed powerfully, then blew his nose.
“God I wish I could be in the room for this.”
“*SNIFF!* You get t- to see more o- (cough cough) more of- HIH?...*sigh* more of me suffering than *sniff* anybody else.” Michael once again sneezed and blew his nose.
“Guilty as charged” Racheal said with a smile
Heh heh heh? … HAAAT’SSCHHeh!!!! (fuck that one rattled the windows)
“Bless, why don’t I make you some tea with your regular coffee?”
“Thad would be wonderful”
All too soon came the dreaded meeting. It’s not like his coworkers hadn’t already seen him sneezing things into next week, what with his nose being as sensitive as it was along with him being a wind sneezer… but he hated it all the same. Don’t get it twisted though Micheal mostly enjoyed his work and what he did. He’s one of those people that are busybodies.
(What does Micheal do for work exactly?.... Ummmm business??? I know it’s upper management, it’s right here in my notes...Anyway….)
The meeting was a disaster, and ended up ending early fifteen or so minutes in when it was obvious he couldn’t stop sneezing. Maybe it was better this way seeing he could barely concentrate on it anyway. Still he felt like a fool. A sickly, sickly fool. He knew who would help him feel better though…
He came out of his home office and found Rachel watching TV in the living room. He of course ended up announcing his presence with a loud blustery sneeze.
She jumped a bit in her seat, startled. Then looked back unexpectedly, seeing her husband looking miserable.
“Hey babe, everything alright? It’s only been a bit, what happened to the meeting?”
He shook his head. “It ended early *sniff* I’m apparently *SNIFF!* too… HIH?...HEH?!.....EEESSHHHhh’eeh!!...hiH?-HEESHHHh!! *sniff* Fuck! Too much of that.”
“Sorry to hear, but it’s-”
ESSHHH-EEhh!!
“Bless, it’s probably for the best”
“Yeah… probably.” Michael said dejectedly as he scrubbed at his nose.
“Here, why don’t you lie down?” Rachel patted her lap.
He tiredly sauntered over, then flopped down on the couch and nestled his head on Rachel's lap.
Rachel soon started rubbing his head soothingly.
“How you holding up?”
“I feel like shit”
“Mmm”
“……….. What are you watching?” He asked about the TV.
“You” she said in a flirty voice.
He smiled at that.
They watched whatever it was on TV peacefully for a spell only for Micheal to interrupt it by jackknifing into Harsh triple sneezes, the wind shaking the mounted TV in the process. He then nearly hacked up a lung only to start build up desperately into a forth sneeze that went away at the last second. He sighed frustratedly.
“Come on let’s get you into bed.” Rachel said while turning off the TV.
“In what way?”
“Are you up for a little fun? Cuz I think you could use a nap.”
“Mmm I can take a nap after. Besides, I'm going to be sneezing either way, might as well enjoy it.” He said as stretched and sat up
“God I love you”
He kissed her deeply, sensually and she could taste the cough drops he had been downing.
“I love you too.” he said, forehead pressed against hers. She could feel how hot he was.
“Your hot”
“So are you”
“Well yes, but I mean your burning up”
“I feel fine”
She gave him a look like “seriously?”
“Ok I feel t- terr - teh…Heh… “ He held up a finger as his eyes fluttered closed and his face crumpled
“Hhh hhh hhhh…?...!...HHHH-HAAAASshh!!
“Terrible?”
He nodded quickly before needly gasping and sneezing again…and again…and again, each time blowing something in the room askew.
“Ugh…” He grabbed for his handkerchief only to sneeze it away moments from his face.
“Fuhck… ceh can you geh giH? *snhiff*...” he pointed shakily in the general direction of the handkerchief while fanning his face. Rachel quickly fetched the handkerchief as Micheal’s breath hitched dangerously.
She shoved the handkerchief into one of his hands.
He gripped onto it with both hands tightly and blew his nose hoping it would be the thing to send him over the edge but to no avail.
“I… I thinhk hit's stuhk….Ih…HIh Hih *cough cough cough*...” he blew his nose again harsher this time then scrubbed at his already raw nose and whined.
“Come on, let's get you some rest. Sexy times later”
He nodded and followed Rachel as she ushered him to their room.
Micheal still hadn’t sneezed by the time they got there and was thoroughly bitter about it.
“Do you think you can hold out long enough for me to take your temperature?” She said while grabbing the thermometer from the drawer.
“*sniff* I’ll try.”
Of course nearly through he could tell he was going to sneeze. He considered trying to hold it but Rachel picked up on his plight and plucked the thing out before he could sneeze it across the room.
hHHIIISSHHHHH!!!
*beep*
Rachel snickered at the pointed timing of the beep
“I think we can count that.”
AAAASSHHHH-EH!!!
“Yep, that's quite the fever! I think it’s time for some rest”
Heh-HHH HEh? HAAASCHHhhoo!!
“I knew you'd see it my way”
Michael soon enough was asleep after several minutes of on and off sneezing and coughing. Rachel following soon after.
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