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Felix is love, Felix is life.

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Have I shown y’all my boy? This is Roland Ducreux. He is a gunslinger/wannabe playboy/bounty hunter with really bad pick up lines and ptsd.

#dnd #d&d #my art #sfw #i posted him on patreon but #roland #roland ducreux #dungeons and dragons #oc #human gunslinger #did i mention hes hot

Hey hey, I just want to tell you that your amazing and I really want to be friends with you and stuff but I'm to shy to message you ;;.

Don't be shy!!! I mean, I know that's easier said than done, but? Trust me. I'm all down for talking.

Ily so so much! You seem like such a nice guy and I would love to be friends with you, I don’t ship stridercest but your art and the style is beautiful! I really wanna talk but I don’t think I could work up the courage bc like you’re amazing and so talented and I would be sooo starstruck. Anyway thank you for existing!

AAA! Hey. To each their own, right? But tysm. That's such an encouraging compliment. Boosts my mood like crazy! And hey, look. I'm literally just some dude on the internet that draws and vegetates. You can hmu whenever. I love meeting new people and conversating.

I think about you a lot and hope you're okay. At a vulnerable time for me you guilted me for a minor difference of opinion on social media like we never had a good moment ever. You know, someone that was quick to accept your new self. Would never dead name you. A good friend. Ive since pushed everyone away and am off social media. I remembered your name though so I thought id let you know that I've been through the fucking ringer and I hate everyone but I'll always value our old times. hope ur ✔

Um. Lol. Who is this? I must know you outside of Tumblr bc nobody knows my dead name lmaoooo. Anyways, if I got mad at you over a difference of opinions, it was probably for a good reason.

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Bargain bin Strider boys cure existential dread in these heavily detailed art pieces.

Dawg, don’t even feel like you don’t have a say in the matter because we got a shitton of different offers to help you believe that you have exactly that; like this isn’t all a simulation that the government is putting us through to subliminally control our decisions and sway opinions. No, you have complete freedom here! Go you! You get to choose between two *whole* sizes for the prints. That’s not all, sport. If a mouse pad is more your scene, pick between three sizes and two edge styles. It’s pretty much about as customizable as the rest of your life. Exciting!

Pick your esoteric poison below.

Knock Off Striders Print

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Knock off Striders MP [x] Haxxor Hal Print [x]

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