Shaun

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[pisces-swirlix]

[2vxq-moved-deactivated20210523]

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

[scrubsgif]

[doctorbobkelso]

[popegoodvibes-returns]

just saw a pro england post and almost threw up. knock it off.

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Malcom in the Middle Ages

[dunkstein]

You’re not the lord of me now

[despazito]

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

[buffysummers]

Superbad (2007) dir. Greg Mottola

[unclefather]

murderer in my dreams: i’m going to kill you!

me: No! 

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[bimboid]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[doink-z-deactivated20241130]

this is actual murder this man will fucking die

[acoolguy]

the car isn’t real. it’s simply a moving image on an electronic screen. the man is safe from vehicles

[lunah-goodbye]

[bantarleton]

[bantarleton]

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

i literally cant stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like i dont feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with pusheen on it but i do feel like doing a heist

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

call the cops bitch ill have sex with them

[just-abnormal-human]

This feels like a the kind of thing you overhear when the person next to you on the bus is having a heated phone call

[a6]

me: [learns the meaning of a previously unknown word]

the word: [coincidentally starts showing up everywhere in the following days]

me:

[stefani-germanotta]

this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith

[every-day-is-star-wars-day]

HOW IS THIS REAL

[bralnwashingquirk]

IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth