Insufferable Prick

i am dave strider and theres is a massive shit storm going down. [Indie Dave blog, may become NSFW]

[shadesandturntables]

well im here

whats up 

[shadesandturntables]

//sorry i was gone for so long....

i forgot my password...

[shadesandturntables]

hey dave is it okay if i come over now?

i dont see why not

[adventurerarisen-blog]

Aradia appears at his house, looking around the surprisingly cleanly room. She scans it for skulls and other decaying paraphernalia.

"Hello!"

[shadesandturntables]

"yo did you have a safe journey" He teased patting to the sofa next to him. On the window ledge littered some skulls and bottles with dead animals in. Though he hadn't even thought of showing her yet.

[adventurerarisen-blog]

what

i am offended 

[shadesandturntables]

sorry not sorry

[jakecests-deactivated20151208]

Oh really?

Is there any way i can remedy your boredom?

[shadesandturntables]

i dont know is there

you could always come over

but i suppose your pretty busy

[nuclearcarrots]

finished in the stream last night!

twin striders can barely keep their hands and mouths to themselves long enough to go to the grocery store, welp

[vriska-flarping-serket-deactiva]

"Sure! Food sounds gr8," She grinned excitedly at him.

[shadesandturntables]

"what kind of food are ya craving because we can get anything you want. my treat" He nods and peers around.

[0101010001010100]

Awww. And I was learning so much.

Yes, Dave, I know. The blog kinda gave it away. Guess it’s common courtesy to introduce yourself though, so my snark is being entirely unnecessary.

It seems now there is nothing left but small talk. So. 'Sup?

[shadesandturntables]

not much really just  laying on the couch 

doing really productive things 

[doelinski-deactivated20150402]

[kuchibenitopanti]

+ 3

[kuchibenitopanti]

THAT ALL? HUH. SPECIAL SMELL? NO. OK THANK YOU.

[shadesandturntables]

are you saying my hair smells weird or do ya like it because i suppose i could show ya the shampoo i use

[jurapteryx]

is something wrong?

[shadesandturntables]

no no nothings wrong 

im over it now

hello

[shadesandturntables]

hey dave is it okay if i come over now?

i dont see why not

[adventurerarisen-blog]

Aradia searches for the coordinates he sent her, picking up a small skull on her way over to the transportalizer before entering them, excited to finally have someone who shared her interest in the not-quite-living.

[shadesandturntables]

Dave was in his lounge waiting for her; sitting on the sofa with a game controller in his hand. He had the volume turned down low so that when he heard her arrive he could pause it and greet her. Surprisingly his home didn't need any cleaning; it was a rare but beautiful thing, but in honesty he had done it the night before when he had been bored. 

[theblazingbullet]

+ shadesandturntables

[theblazingbullet]

‘you Got it going boss!! I am getting to work, here are my coords, i expect you to be here in two hours!!’

[send apartmentcoords.txt]

And right after the message, she actually get herself up to work. Wow, first, the place needed some cleaning up. She wasn’t here all that much lately and it still wore effects of Dendum visits. Mostly mess of candy boxes all over the floor. Gathering up all of the trush, she threw them into bin and then zapped it over to the big one outside. Alright, the cleaning up part was ready. Back to cooking, Jade Harley. Running to the shelf, doing everything on a speed up, she got out all the needed ingredient for the pizza cake. Then tomatos, cheese, loads of cheese and pepperoni. Carefully preparing the mass, she then put it right into the over and let it bake itself. It was good, it was nice, it was relaxing to realize someone was actually coming over to just sit with her and enjoy the stupid pizza, maybe over some movies? Her company, lately, were mostly pokemon, so it would be nice to see a face of a human being. Being done with already gigantic pizza, Jade snapped her finger and soon double size pizza landed on the table in the living room. The one with gigantic window and view on Stark Industries tower. Hoping on her window sill, she let one of her legs slide down off it, waving it back and forth. As she starred nervously at the clock, her finger started to play with streaks of her red hair. What if he was joking and wasn’t even planning to visit? When did she even become so awkward. Raising gaze of her red hair, towards the little room with transportalizer in it.

‘cmon get a grip Harley’

[shadesandturntables]

As soon as the time mentioned the was a small noise, a buzz and there he was. Dave Strider. Today's attire was in a hoodie, red with some band name scribbled on it in white and of course his sun glasses concealing his eyes. He stood slightly slouched and his hands stuffed in his jeans pockets.  Though when she came into his sight he raised a hand. It has been some time since he had last seen Jade and he couldn't be happier to see her, but that little secret would be kept to himself. 

He moved out of the of the room towards where he had seen seen her. Dave didn't know where he was but to be honest he didn't care too much. It seemed like she had some sweet pad all laid out for her and honestly he was a little jealous.For a moment he simply stared at her before clearing his throat to speak. 

"yo harley whats up"

[jakecests-deactivated20151208]

Im just hanging out with my boyfriend!

Hoping to visit some of my other friends too…

Right now though im plenty satisfied.

Yourself?

[shadesandturntables]

not a lot really

just playing some video games to preoccupy my time

though i suppose im a bit bored

[adventurerarisen-blog]

i was trying to be sarcastic and shit

[shadesandturntables]

sarcasm aint your strong point megido

[vriska-flarping-serket-deactiva]

"Well, no, if you’re counting what some people do. 8ut if you wanna live good, that’s the only w8y." She grinned.

[shadesandturntables]

"yeah see now we are cool kids anywho wanna do something with me" He returns her grin. "maybe just hang out and grab some food"

[shadesandturntables]

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