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I’m Florian :3 any pronouns I don’t give a fuck || adult || COMMISSIONS CURRENTLY OPEN

[shadow-and-purgatory]

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Hello! I’m Florian, I use any pronouns! Nice to meet you. I like drawing and writing and talking! my hobbies include putting whole other posts in the tags. If you ever want to talk, I don’t bite, so shoot me an ask or a dm :)

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I will not be listing my fandoms because I will inevitably forget to keep this updated. Here is a list of my tags that I use, to block as you see fit. PLEASE BE AWARE I dont tend to tag spoilers or fandoms on posts that I reblog, but I usually tag them on original posts. if you need me to tag something, please shoot me a message or an ask! I will do my best to keep this list updated.

ramblimgs: personal posts and thoughts. all my original posts are tagged with this. this is just my talk tag lmao

late night ramblimgs: posts I make instead of sleeping. Occasionally a bit unhinged

ramblimg asks: my tag for asks that I answer

vent ramblimgs: this is my vent tag, I don’t always use it tho

florian game ramblimgs: I liveblog games and discuss video games I’m playing

art ramblimgs: talking abt drawing

florian does art: pictures of my art

fic ramblimgs: talking abt writing. mostly fic, but I use this tag for original writing as well

florianfics: my fics and writing

fic snippets: exactly what it says on the tin

oc ramblimgs: art, thoughts, and any posting related to original characters of mine goes under this tag. specific ocs include: verity, jamie, erin, nina, daina, irene, the nameless,

dnd ramblimgs: dnd tag

eldest things and the wretched medallion, etatwm, eldest things: an original horror story i sporadically post about

Tampered Timeline AU, TTL AU: the tags I will use when discussing my own “Several Links Get Put In One Room” Zelda AU, which you should ask me to talk about because I have fun ideas

Tomb of the Gods, loz au, loz totg: The tags I use to talk about Tomb of the Gods, AKA the fake Zelda game im making. not to be confused for TotK, aka botw2. it was my acronym first, Nintendo. PLEASE ask me abt it I want to talk abt the story so much

florian watches rings of power: this is the tag from when i live-blogged rings of power bc my friend wanted to watch it with me. if you dont want to watch the show, just tune into this tag instead. Beware Of Spoilers, and bitchiness!

[draculas-secret-blog]

really shitty Merlin memes

[themoonandmyman]

Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

[imjunebitch]

we SHOULD have more shipping content with arospec and acespec characters actually because almost none of the shit we have now is actually that, its writing them as allo and then saying "whaaaat nooooo they can be in relationships tooooo" why dont you try writing the aro character in a romantic partnership as actually being aromantic but partnering that is way more fucking interesting

[bramblepatch]

Grace explaining sheepishly to Eridian linguists that the reason he uses different pronouns for Rocky than for the rest of the population is that he reflexively defaulted to assigning Rocky the same grammatical and social gender that he himself uses, in a way that has historical precedent but in modern English is considered somewhat chauvinistic and backward, and he's not proud of it but also the habit is pretty deeply ingrained now and unless Rocky objects it's probably easier to just keep on as he has been...

and immediately being informed lol. lmao. do not even worry about it. you have no idea what kind of buck wild grammatical constructs Rocky has invented for you. everyone else addresses you as foreigner/scholar. they're somehow managing to refer to you as their sibling, ward, and semidivine culture hero at the same time every time they talk about you.

[nealashitposts]

I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its nkt public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.

So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.

[fool-counter]

I cant go to my local libary anymore because last year when I stopped by a librarian was reading a book I wrote under a pen name years ago. This book sold under 10k copies and I've literally only heard people talk about this book online *if* I went looking for it so I went up to them and tried to start a conversation like "oh hey I've heard of that book is it good?" Like hoping for some real feedback and she goes "yeah I love reading things by queer writers" and in a moment of terror I was like "oh but- hold on, I thought the author was some old white guy?!" A thing I thought because I used my own dead grandpa's picture for the author pic because grandpa never had internet. I fake looked it up and was like "yeah if he was queer its nkt public?" And without looking up this absolute unit goes "oh the author bio is obviously fake. I'd bet my left leg the author is a west coast millennial non-binary queer who has never lived on the east coast." And then proceeded to rattle off a dozen linguistic flourishes that are specfic to the pacific northwest that are in the book and several that are nearly ubiquitous in the state where I said my pen name lives that are somehow completely absent from the book.

So you know. Got read for fifth and didn't even find out if she liked it.

fool count: 9

[homunculus-argument]

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

[cuppycat]

Hello gru Hows your transition coming

[cuppycat]

happy pride month

[tuxcatdoodles]

[narwhalsarefalling]

this was the image i was trying to send btw

[galladegamer]

[val-the-princess]

Princesses - Start biting IMMEDIATELY

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[ladythatsmyskull]

[nitpickspot]

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

[daysleftofsecondterm]

939 days left of HIS fuckup

[daily-chilchuck]

[redstonedust]

well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[weepingpussywillowtree-deactiva]

sometimes I think about how far we still have to go with consent

my worst relatives try to sneak meat or meat products into my food despite the fact that I'm a vegetarian

my ex's brother gave his mother an edible without her knowledge and when she got freaked out and paranoid they laughed, and people I've told that go "yeah that's shitty but it's just weed"

when I go to the doctor and ask them to describe what they are going to do before touching me they get frustrated

when I ask a friends of a friend who is a small influencer to keep me out of frame in videos they film for social media in public they look at me like I've pissed in their cereal

idk man, we've got a long way to go.

[thesevenumbrellas]

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?