sheepfilms
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Not today Justin
Kaledo Art
Mike Driver
we're not kids anymore.
Discoholic 🪩
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
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NASA
cherry valley forever
Today's Document
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Xuebing Du
JVL
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
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@shadowbannedteawarlock
Moving to a new account
I've been having some account issues for the past few weeks and support has not responded in that time, so I'm moving over to a new blog on an entirely new account. The new URL is @greenteawarlock. Hope to see you there!
A rather unfortunate letter went out at a storage facility near me.
i wonder how much healing that one xkcd comic did to the internet with saying “you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000″ when encountering a person who hasn’t been exposed to a popular or well known thing
you’re so right
his beautiful scattered mind
cannot believe i forgot to include this one btw. im so sorry this is my favorite
oh your pronouns are he/they?
well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”
making your pronouns technically 1/ty
>:)
“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire
you’re actually correct!
Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs
The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.
He’s just a baby. He’s not even two years old. But he weighs over 1,000 pounds and refuses to go back in the sea even though he’s done molting. His hobbies include blocking roadways, sleeping in front of cars, purposefully knocking over signposts, playing with traffic cones and barking at people.
losing my mind at this article about a guy trying out the meta verse
Oh, I'll do.
Mood
(Gwenbeshort is the tik tok tag uhu)
*sidles up to you at the bar* would you like to hear my wise aphorism
only if it's actually wise. the last guy who asked me this had a pretty foolish aphorism tbh
oh… uhuh… *really should have prepared this ahead of time* never ignore… the melody of time… when your shoe’s untied?
*considers this aphorism sagely, sipping my horrible and bitter potion*
yes. there is wisdom in this. he whose shoes are untied must carefully mind the rhythm of his steps. bartender, another Wretched Potion, for my comrade here
*to self* holy shit… my aphorism… it’s wise!
I were inspired
If you have the means to donate gifts to toy drives or shelters, please keep the above tips in mind so you can help meet people’s wants and needs! 💓
Small brain idea: all companions are player-sexual to make the romances balanced regardless of gender
Medium brain idea: Companions were written specifically to be bi/pan on purpose as part of who they are
UNHINGED HEADCANON: MIND FLAYERS ONLY TARGETED HOT BISEXUALS FOR THEIR TADPOLE INSERTION
Pros of being an artist: you can make your favorite characters kiss!!! Yippee!!!!
Cons of being an artist:
i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass
you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..
Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease
