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[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[twitterlols]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Birth certificates are like receipts for humans.

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done. One is called yesterday and the other is called tomorrow, so today is the right day to love, believe, do and mostly live.”

— Dalai Lama

[catchymemes]

[memehumor]

Education situation is problemation

[historical-nonfiction]

Prehistoric humans used obsidian as cutting implements. Amazingly, we still haven’t come up with something that can beat obsidian – obsidian scalpels are many times sharper than surgical scalpels made of steel.

[catchymemes]

[hisvulcanboyfriend]

It is officially spooky time. Make out with a skeleton. Fuck a pumpkin. Cover your tiddies in candy corn. You know, the usual.

[sunflorally]

eating isn’t shameful. you aren’t ugly just because you’ve gained weight. calories are necessary. treating yourself is okay. please take care of yourself. your body loves you and depends on you to help it function properly.

[shadowpanda04]

@daddyscaffeinatedkitten

[jahmyaa]

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is very likely that over your life you briefly interacted with a person who is absolutely perfect for you but neither of you realized it.

[shadowpanda04]

What do you do when you feel like the world is caving in? My love, my life, gone... I pray you come back to me my sweet kitten, I know amends are to be made but my love for you is stronger than then stars are bright. You are the sun that gives warmth to my world, never again will I harm you, never again will I abandon you. My vows are that, that I will be by your side steadfast in my love and passion for you. You are the pot of gold, now I must traverse the rainbow

[theropegeek]

Free Rope Tutorial Masterlist

new and improved!  updated 7/24/18

Safety

Anatomy for Rope with IPcookiemonster Shibari Safety by DeGiotto Rope Shibari Safety by Esinem.  (Part One) (Part Two)

Beginner

How to Coil Rope by Degiotto Rope How to Join Ropes by @wykd-dave​ Twisted Monk How-to:  over a dozen beginner-friendly faves, including: *karada (aka diamond harness or body harness) *pentagram harness *single column tie *basic chest harness *strapon harness *basic hair tie @ropebaby​‘s youtube channel, featuring: rope bra basic crotch rope diamond crotch rope rope corset and more! Futomomo by Degiotto Rope Triangle Chest Harness by Tied Up Tee  Hishi Body Tie by Epic Rope Hishi (Diamond) Leg Tie by EpicRope

Ties for Partners (Intermediate)

Hogtie by Twisted Monk​ Hishi TK by EpicRope​

Hip Harnesses (Intermediate/Advanced)

Crystal Heart Hip Harness by @shibarikuma​ Dynamic Hip Harness by Moco Hip Harness by Nina Russ Tobutsuru Hip Harness by stefanobirdofprey Peach Tie by Tifereth

Advanced

Gote Shibari (also called a TK) by Esinem Fluid Strappado for Limited Flexibility by Moco

[theropegeek]

Starter Rope Curriculum

so you just bought rope and you wanna know where to start?  here’s a suggested curriculum of free tutorial videos.      

these are all self-tie friendly.

1.  karada (aka diamond harness, aka body harness)

2.  pentagram harness

3.  how to coil rope

4.  how to join ropes

5.  basic crotch rope

6.  rope corset

7.  basic chest harness

8.   futomono 

9.  single column tie

10.  double column tie

11.  diamond crotch rope

12.  hishi body tie

[purplechocolatekisses]

Help Everyone Find A Job In Their Field

[afroclusterfunk]

Money cat can only do so much

[just-shower-thoughts]

If your parachute doesn’t deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it